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Title: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 14 December 2020, 20:49:53
...never runs smooth  :o

Covid: Man jailed for Scotland-Isle of Man water scooter crossing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-isle-of-man-55280466

I'd have let the lad off. Over 4 hours on a jet ski followed by a 15 mile walk. That's akin to an extreme sport.
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 14 December 2020, 21:10:15
Not sure how a "carefully planned journey" could result in "real risk"  ;D

Fair play though, if she doesn't marry him after that, she's a thespian.
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: ronnyd on 14 December 2020, 23:23:07
Never ridden one before either. In love or mental, or perhaps both. :)
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 15 December 2020, 07:07:34
Never ridden one before either. In love or mental, or perhaps both. :)

His mates have blatantly dared him to do it. Like all proper blokes he would do something for a dare (and a decent shag) that he wouldn't do for a tenner.
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 December 2020, 09:01:31
Hats off to the fella and he should get a medal not a jail sentence!  :y
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 15 December 2020, 09:16:26
They say it will draw you further than dynamite could blow you.  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: omegod on 15 December 2020, 15:27:17
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 15:33:19
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?
Maybe he kept stopping to ask the way?  :P
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 December 2020, 17:10:07
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 17:11:46
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
Or he's spotty and ginger with a 3" penis and can't believe his luck  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 December 2020, 17:25:56
Something doesn't add up, 25 mile journey when even the crappest jetski tops out at 40 mph and how can a jetski hold 4 hours worth of fuel ?

Tail wind and favourable tide?  ???   And the force of lust as she must be a cracking shag!  ;D
Or he's spotty and ginger with a 3" penis and can't believe his luck  ;D

True and she might be a fat minger!  :o
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 15 December 2020, 17:55:33
Well you can always rely on the Daily Wail (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9054781/Roofer-28-crossed-Irish-Sea-JET-SKI-visit-girlfriend-jailed.html) for the nitty gritty.  :y
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 17:59:06
She's certainly not a fat minger  :-*
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: redelitev6 on 15 December 2020, 18:03:38
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 December 2020, 18:12:39
No wonder he got sent down... His lawyers defence was that he "clearly had mental health issues"
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 18:19:23
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her
Or she could have swam across to see you. She has her own, built-in floatation device(s)  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: YZ250 on 15 December 2020, 18:24:14
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her

I haven't got to her face yet as I'm rather fixated on her rather ample rack she's sporting.  ;)
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: STEMO on 15 December 2020, 18:25:05
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her

I haven't got to her face yet as I'm rather fixated on her rather ample rack she's sporting.  ;)
Ahem! Floatation devices  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: YZ250 on 15 December 2020, 18:26:48
Having seen her picture I would have swam across to "visit" her

I haven't got to her face yet as I'm rather fixated on her rather ample rack she's sporting.  ;)
Ahem! Floatation devices  ;D

I know, I had already written it so I posted anyway.  ;D
Title: Re: The course of true love..
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 18 December 2020, 19:54:39
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9067217/Girlfriend-Romeo-jet-skier-crossed-Irish-Sea-breaks-silence-call-legend.html