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Title: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 17:00:14
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Rangie on 05 January 2021, 17:18:57
Gone to the USA perhaps ? 😃
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Varche on 05 January 2021, 17:23:20
Playing golf at Turnberry?
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 17:25:05
Playing golf at Turnberry?
Someone needs to, it lost a shedload of cash last year. Unusual that, for a Trump business.
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Nick W on 05 January 2021, 17:52:26
Probably sitting cross legged in the dark ready for the Georgia election results and Pence's ceremonial opening of the electoral college envelope, tin foil hat in place, holding a tub of orange makeup in one hand, a (printed in China) US flag in the other, chanting the mantra Trump 2020 MAGA over and over again. ;D
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Varche on 05 January 2021, 18:03:54
Playing golf at Turnberry?
Someone needs to, it lost a shedload of cash last year. Unusual that, for a Trump business.
Trump wanted to fly into Prestwick to play tomorow but wee Krankie said no thanks, not essential travel. Quite right
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 18:07:22
Probably sitting cross legged in the dark ready for the Georgia election results and Pence's ceremonial opening of the electoral college envelope, tin foil hat in place, holding a tub of orange makeup in one hand, a (printed in China) US flag in the other, chanting the mantra Trump 2020 MAGA over and over again. ;D
He's been doing that since November, but he usually finds time to come on here and tell us about it. ;D
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 05 January 2021, 18:07:57
Iran has issued an arrest warrant for the Donald.  ::)
Could have been worse. Could have been a Fatwah.  :D
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 18:08:55
Iran has issued an arrest warrant for the Donald.  ::)
Could have been better. Could have been a Fatwah.  :D
Fixed that for you, Albs.
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 05 January 2021, 18:31:33
Should we really be happy that this man is about to become President ?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Joe+Biden.+%22BBC+%3fIm+Irish%22&docid=608007081395751034&mid=D5B580EBD4528CB5A7CCD5B580EBD4528CB5A7CC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 January 2021, 18:38:45
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D

Ah yes, his date.

I hope he didn't hook up with 17 stone builder Dave from Derby. Dave has bad breath and genital warts, but likes to self identify as as a five feet two inch blonde called Sasha.

Sasha doesn't like 'her gender choice' being disrespected, hence the location of the roses.

I'm told its transphobic in 2021 if a man won't sleep with a woman simply because she has a penis. 
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 18:41:37
Should we really be happy that this man is about to become President ?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Joe+Biden.+%22BBC+%3fIm+Irish%22&docid=608007081395751034&mid=D5B580EBD4528CB5A7CCD5B580EBD4528CB5A7CC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Yes, if it means Trump goes.
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Raeturbo on 05 January 2021, 18:43:43
Out of the frying pan into the fire🔥
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 05 January 2021, 19:02:33
Should we really be happy that this man is about to become President ?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Joe+Biden.+%22BBC+%3fIm+Irish%22&docid=608007081395751034&mid=D5B580EBD4528CB5A7CCD5B580EBD4528CB5A7CC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Yes, if it means Trump goes.

Theres no good choice, but out of the two I would take Trump.
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: BazaJT on 05 January 2021, 19:11:57
Interesting how you seem to know so much detail about Dave from Derby Opti,is there something you're not telling us ??? :o :o
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 19:12:34
Should we really be happy that this man is about to become President ?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Joe+Biden.+%22BBC+%3fIm+Irish%22&docid=608007081395751034&mid=D5B580EBD4528CB5A7CCD5B580EBD4528CB5A7CC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Yes, if it means Trump goes.

Theres no good choice, but out of the two I would take Trump.
Well...you've had your turn, now it's someone else's  :P
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: dave the builder on 05 January 2021, 19:25:01
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D

Ah yes, his date.

I hope he didn't hook up with 17 stone builder Dave from Derby. Dave has bad breath and genital warts, but likes to self identify as as a five feet two inch blonde called Sasha.

Sasha doesn't like 'her gender choice' being disrespected, hence the location of the roses.

I'm told its transphobic in 2021 if a man won't sleep with a woman simply because she has a penis.
indeed there are some very weird people on the internet  :o
the mind boggles as to what you put in your search criteria to meet "Sasha" from "Derby" ,
but i hope your date with him/her ? went well opti ?
she/he must live about 20+ miles from me  ;)
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: ronnyd on 05 January 2021, 19:32:42
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: dave the builder on 05 January 2021, 19:36:41
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 19:49:34
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
They'll disappear tomorrow  :y
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: dave the builder on 05 January 2021, 19:55:42
I miss old D G,s rolly eyes. ::) ::)

these "Christmas smiley" things are a bit early this year
it's not for another 360 days  :-X
They'll disappear tomorrow  :y
I hope so ,
"they all look the same to me"
Blimey ,spoken like a true racist  :D ;D
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Raeturbo on 05 January 2021, 20:31:04
Good man Dai :y
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: STEMO on 06 January 2021, 10:54:21
Should we really be happy that this man is about to become President ?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Joe+Biden.+%22BBC+%3fIm+Irish%22&docid=608007081395751034&mid=D5B580EBD4528CB5A7CCD5B580EBD4528CB5A7CC&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
It's looking very likely he'll have control of the senate too.
Title: Re: Where is Gollum?
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 06 January 2021, 13:11:32
Tragic. :(