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Title: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 13:43:02
https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4 (https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4)

Every box ticked in this advert. :)
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Nick W on 10 January 2021, 13:51:56
I've had a couple already.
Love 'em.
And they help with my Malteser habit...
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 14:06:15
I've had a couple already.
Love 'em.
And they help with my Malteser habit...

Too sickly for me now.

As a kid I loved them.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 14:16:56
It's not an advert that makes me feel hungry for a creme egg.

The woman in the blue dress is wearing a rubber glove, and appears to be demonstrating a particularly nasty case of vaginal discharge to the doctor's at embarrassing bodies. ::) :)
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: johnnydog on 10 January 2021, 14:41:30
https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4 (https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4)

Every box ticked in this advert. :)

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses.... :o
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 14:45:37
https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4 (https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4)

Every box ticked in this advert. :)

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses.... :o

Yes. One white gay and one gay of colour to tick yet another box. I'm going to be charitable and assume the 'creamy' substance passing between the lips of these two gentlemen is creme egg goo.......and nothing else. ::) ::)
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 January 2021, 14:47:42

Every box ticked in this advert. :)
indeed  :(
no throwing up emoji on OOF tough for the "sharers"
Great way to spread Chinese Virus too
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 14:53:13
https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4 (https://youtu.be/MfykcmIAwx4)

Every box ticked in this advert. :)

They've got the obligatory gay blokes, but where are the two girlies then (which don't turn my stomach the same.....)? Perhaps the advert makers skipped their diversity courses.... :o

Agreed. But they can't use attractive 'lipstick lesbians' because the hairy-armpit feminists will say it is sexist.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: STEMO on 10 January 2021, 16:33:05

Every box ticked in this advert. :)
indeed  :(
no throwing up emoji on OOF tough for the "sharers"
Great way to spread Chinese Virus too

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sorry the puke isn't cream egg coloured.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 January 2021, 17:03:30

Thanks Uncle Stemo  :)
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway  :y
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t  ;D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 17:10:26

Thanks Uncle Stemo  :)
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway  :y
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it wo.uld be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t  ;D

I don't know the figures but my guess is  80% of these sickly products are eaten by children under ten.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 January 2021, 17:53:22

Thanks Uncle Stemo  :)
not worried about the puke colour as i won't be eating any of the f***ing disgusting things anyway  :y
very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not that sh!t  ;D

Do they do Cadbury creme eggs with dark chocolate?  ???
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 January 2021, 17:59:52


Do they do Cadbury creme eggs with dark chocolate?  ???

very rare I eat chocolate ,and if i do ,it would be good quality dark chocolate ,not Cadbury 
I imagine the white Oompa-Loompa jizz inside is the same ,even IF they did make a dark one  :-\
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Rangie on 10 January 2021, 18:04:11
Too sweet for me now, but Cadburys mini eggs  I love them.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 10 January 2021, 18:04:45
Reese Peanut butter eggs for me...  :D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: BazaJT on 10 January 2021, 18:06:16
Makes me wonder what they feed the chickens to get those eggs :D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 January 2021, 18:11:02
I'd much rather have real eggs
bacon
mushrooms
sausages
fried bread
beans
tomatoes
black pudding
hash browns
toast
and a coffee in a chipped mug

probably less calories too  ;D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: STEMO on 10 January 2021, 18:46:34
I'd much rather have real eggs
bacon
mushrooms
sausages
fried bread
beans
tomatoes
black pudding
hash browns
toast
and a coffee in a chipped mug

probably less calories too  ;D
No. Tea with a fry up, so strong the spoon stands up in it.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 10 January 2021, 18:59:42

No. Tea with a fry up, so strong the spoon stands up in it.
either  :)
and yes I agree , strong  :y
I'm not a fan of mugs of hot water with a slight hint of coffee or tea colour/flavour
or mugs half empty (or only half full)  ???
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 January 2021, 19:01:33
Typical woke advert.

Massive over-representation of black people in relation to the population......3%
White people portrayed as geeks and cretins who look like they need an 'appropriate adult' and shouldn't be allowed out.
A couple of poofs in different colours to show diversity. :)

I liked the old creme egg advert, the one where the older brother needed to bribe his younger brother with a creme egg so he would piss off, and the older lad could shag his girlfriend in peace. ;D




Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: ronnyd on 10 January 2021, 20:54:30
Typical woke advert.

Massive over-representation of black people in relation to the population......3%
White people portrayed as geeks and cretins who look like they need an 'appropriate adult' and shouldn't be allowed out.
A couple of poofs in different colours to show diversity. :)

I liked the old creme egg advert, the one where the older brother needed to bribe his younger brother with a creme egg so he would piss off, and the older lad could shag his girlfriend in peace. ;D





Far more up your street ;) and hers. ;D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Raeturbo on 10 January 2021, 23:52:10
Yes a much better ad. This new stuff is shit
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 January 2021, 13:25:55
Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   >:(
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 13:29:41
Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   >:(

According to Google each creme egg contains 6 teaspoons of sugar....... :o :o :o :o :o :o

So, it must be almost all sugar. :-\
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 13:44:32
https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho (https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho)

If Cadbury want to be 'woke' regarding gays, I suggest this would go down better than a couple of hairy-arsed bearded shirt lifters.  :y
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 11 January 2021, 13:48:15
Not a fan of these since they ditched Dairy Milk chocolate on the outer and went for the sickly, tasteless, excessively sweet, alternative   >:(

According to Google each creme egg contains 6 teaspoons of sugar....... :o :o :o :o :o :o

So, it must be almost all umpa lumpa jizz and cheap dog chocolate . :-\
FTFY  ;)
https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho (https://youtu.be/hbIPcQsUeho)

If Cadbury want to be 'woke' regarding gays, I suggest this would go down better than a couple of hairy-arsed bearded shirt lifters.  :y
I approve  :) no crappy cheap chocolate either
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 16:29:08
I don't understand the marketing strategy behind this advert.

Creme eggs are eaten primarily by children yet there are no children in the advert. As for the gay finale, exactly who would this appeal to?. It won't appeal to 'normal' red-blooded hetrosexual men and women.......quite the opposite in fact.

I imagine the gay ending will only appeal to other homosexual men, who make up a paltry 2.2% of the population, including 'trans'.......according to the ONS 2018.

I thought the idea of advertising was to sell more product and not just to appeal to a few oddballs. :-X

My lesbians having fun could have helped. ::) ::) ;)
   
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Nick W on 11 January 2021, 16:46:35

I don't understand the marketing strategy behind this advert.





I think you're assigning far too much intelligence to advertising people.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Raeturbo on 11 January 2021, 16:53:02
Yes I’d certainly buy a few boxes to get involved with the Lesbos advert ;D :o
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 16:58:38
Yes I’d certainly buy a few boxes to get involved with the Lesbos advert ;D :o

Quite right, Rae.

It's blindingly obvious that a couple of sexy lipstick lesbians is going to have  much broader appeal than a pair of  bearded faggots.......sorry, I mean gay people. ::) :)

I may go into advertising. :y
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: dave the builder on 11 January 2021, 17:08:28
Clearly the Gays love it,
 it ticks the leftie box etc
AND getting publicity from people thoroughly disgusted talking about it .
so as an advert ,it's working
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 17:33:07
Clearly the Gays love it,
 it ticks the leftie box etc
AND getting publicity from people thoroughly disgusted talking about it .
so as an advert ,it's working

I'm not disgusted, more disappointed that we are heading down this route. :)

I was once told, by an opinionated feminist, (about 20 years ago) that I was sexist pig because I didn't agree with the 'women only' shortlist that Blair liked so much. ;D ;D ;D

I still think they are wrong, along with affirmative action based solely on race.

Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: STEMO on 11 January 2021, 17:42:44
Clearly the Gays love it,
 it ticks the leftie box etc
AND getting publicity from people thoroughly disgusted talking about it .
so as an advert ,it's working

I'm not disgusted, more disappointed that we are heading down this route. :)

I was once told, by an opinionated feminist, (about 20 years ago) that I was sexist pig because I didn't agree with the 'women only' shortlist that Blair liked so much. ;D ;D ;D

I still think they are wrong, along with affirmative action based solely on race.
Yes, positive discrimination is a race to the bottom.

Oops......see what I did there?  ;D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2021, 18:24:26
I managed to mostly cure my massive urges for Creme Eggs a few years ago after an Easter when Tescos were selling packs of 6 for about 20p or something like that.  I bought all of them, and scoffed them at an alarming rate, usually to the point of being sick every time ;D


I now restrict myself to one every once in a blue moon.
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 January 2021, 18:26:32
I managed to mostly cure my massive urges for Creme Eggs a few years ago after an Easter when Tescos were selling packs of 6 for about 20p or something like that. I bought all of them, and scoffed them at an alarming rate, usually to the point of being sick every time ;D


I now restrict myself to one every once in a blue moon.

It's fortunate the rest of your diet is so well balanced......... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: TheBoy on 11 January 2021, 18:28:43
I managed to mostly cure my massive urges for Creme Eggs a few years ago after an Easter when Tescos were selling packs of 6 for about 20p or something like that. I bought all of them, and scoffed them at an alarming rate, usually to the point of being sick every time ;D


I now restrict myself to one every once in a blue moon.

It's fortunate the rest of your diet is so well balanced......... ::) ::) ::)
Chips and pies are a very balanced diet, I'll have you know ;D


Actually, I actually did have steak pie and chips last night ;D
Title: Re: Still fancy a Cadbury creme egg in 2021.
Post by: Drewomega on 11 January 2021, 19:44:21
Massive over-representation of black people in relation to the population......3%

Did not see any in the advert findmypast .com  ::) ::)