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Title: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 January 2021, 16:39:41
https://youtu.be/PT0ay9u1gg4 (https://youtu.be/PT0ay9u1gg4)

The difference between shandy drinking bed-wetting southerners, and flat cap wearing whippet owning mushy pea loving northerners. ;D

Well....I found it funny. ;D






Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 26 January 2021, 16:56:36
That is so near to being the truth! ;D ;D ;D ;D

When travelling around London everyone keeps their heads down and tries very hard to not communicate with others.

In the northern part of England I have found the complete reverse of that and have had so many good conversations out of the blue with Liverpudlians, Lancashire and Yorkshire folk especially, but strangely even fellow Southerners suddenly overcome come their life long reticence and find their voices beyond even saying "Hello"!!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Keith ABS on 26 January 2021, 18:26:56
 If northerners dont keep talking their brains start to work then there will be problems
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Nick W on 26 January 2021, 18:33:15
If northerners dont keep talking their brains start to work then there will be problems


Yeah, they'll all move down here
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 18:41:09
Best thing we ever did was move out of London in 1987, was back down there earlier this month for a funeral and was glad to get back home, got to go back on Thursday to have valuations on two properties that have been left to SWMBO how quickly they sell remains to be seen, could be a Bentley Turbo in the garage soon if all goes to plan..😁
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:00:48
Best thing we ever did was move out of London in 1987, was back down there earlier this month for a funeral and was glad to get back home, got to go back on Thursday to have valuations on two properties that have been left to SWMBO how quickly they sell remains to be seen, could be a Bentley Turbo in the garage soon if all goes to plan..😁
Will she let you drive it, too?  ;D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 19:07:02
I think the North / South divide is a media creation. If it does exist at all, its wildly exaggerated.
Gives people a reason to have a moan and have a chip on their shoulder.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 19:07:19
Best thing we ever did was move out of London in 1987, was back down there earlier this month for a funeral and was glad to get back home, got to go back on Thursday to have valuations on two properties that have been left to SWMBO how quickly they sell remains to be seen, could be a Bentley Turbo in the garage soon if all goes to plan..😁
Will she let you drive it, too?  ;D


It's my next Christmas present of course she will 😊😊😊
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:13:03
I think the North / South divide is a media creation. If it does exist at all, its wildly exaggerated.
Gives people a reason to have a moan and have a chip on their shoulder.
I lived in London for long enough. The reason people don't speak to each other is because they don't speak each others language.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 19:15:29
True.  ;D
Most English speakers moved out years ago. The poor ones to Clacton, the wealthier ones around me. Its easy to spot them, they all drive out in front of me at junctions.  ::)
They live in big houses, drive nice cars and talk like Phil Mitchell.  ;D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:20:08
True.  ;D
Most English speakers moved out years ago. The poor ones to Clacton, the wealthier ones around me. Its easy to spot them, they all drive out in front of me at junctions.  ::)
They live in big houses, drive nice cars and talk like Phil Mitchell.  ;D
Even the black cab drivers commute in from Essex. Or at least they did, till Uber took over.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 19:22:46
Yep, used to be one lived near here. A long way to go to work, but better than living in London.
Having dais that, my Daughter lives right in the middle and wouldnt live anywhere else.  She is intelligent, but not wise.  ;D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:24:47
I used to visit a mate in Braintree when I was at Colchester. It was lovely then, no doubt full of London exiles now.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Nick W on 26 January 2021, 19:26:54
True.  ;D
Most English speakers moved out years ago. The poor ones to Clacton, the wealthier ones around me. Its easy to spot them, they all drive out in front of me at junctions.  ::)
They live in big houses, drive nice cars and talk like Phil Mitchell.  ;D
Even the black cab drivers commute in from Essex. Or at least they did, till Uber took over.


A lot live in Thanet. Imagine running up and down the A299 and M2 everyday in a black cab, a car that makes a Defender feel like a masterpiece of ergonomics and comfort.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:32:03
True.  ;D
Most English speakers moved out years ago. The poor ones to Clacton, the wealthier ones around me. Its easy to spot them, they all drive out in front of me at junctions.  ::)
They live in big houses, drive nice cars and talk like Phil Mitchell.  ;D
Even the black cab drivers commute in from Essex. Or at least they did, till Uber took over.


A lot live in Thanet. Imagine running up and down the A299 and M2 everyday in a black cab, a car that makes a Defender feel like a masterpiece of ergonomics and comfort.
I was on leave in Liverpool from Catterick, with a few other squaddie mates. We missed the last train on Sunday night and we knew we would be in very deep shit if we weren't there on Monday morning. So.......we got a black cab!  ;D
The driver couldn't believe his luck, it was mid 70's and he charged us £50....up front, of course. 60 mph flat out for about 4 hours, and he had to turn around and drive back. Happy days.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: ronnyd on 26 January 2021, 19:43:02
I used to visit a mate in Braintree when I was at Colchester. It was lovely then, no doubt full of London exiles now.
It hasn't fared well. A bit wild west now.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 19:46:27
One of the properties left to SWMBO is in Purley Surrey regarded as a good area but not all have garages & the road is fairly full of parked vehicles making it quite difficult for those who have driveways to get out into the road easily , I would imagine the property will be valued at around £700,000 that's about double what ours is worth personally I wouldn't pay £250,000 for it.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: BazaJT on 26 January 2021, 19:47:51
Youngest daughter lives in Braintree now[they moved there when her husband left the army] I've never been there so can't comment on what it's like.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 19:50:27
One of the properties left to SWMBO is in Purley Surrey regarded as a good area but not all have garages & the road is fairly full of parked vehicles making it quite difficult for those who have driveways to get out into the road easily , I would imagine the property will be valued at around £700,000 that's about double what ours is worth personally I wouldn't pay £250,000 for it.
£700,000!! I've always liked you, Mick, you're a smashin fella  :-*
 ;D


Opti will be very jealous 🤑
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 19:57:45
One of the properties left to SWMBO is in Purley Surrey regarded as a good area but not all have garages & the road is fairly full of parked vehicles making it quite difficult for those who have driveways to get out into the road easily , I would imagine the property will be valued at around £700,000 that's about double what ours is worth personally I wouldn't pay £250,000 for it.
£700,000!! I've always liked you, Mick, you're a smashin fella  :-*
 ;D


Opti will be very jealous 🤑


Yes it's an unexpected windfall Steve very nice but would have been better in normal times , just hope that we stay healthy to enjoy it , makes you realise how important health  is.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 20:01:50
I used to visit a mate in Braintree when I was at Colchester. It was lovely then, no doubt full of London exiles now.

Yep. Its about 8 miles from me and is a shithole. Rarely go near the place.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-55677494
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 20:04:08
I used to visit a mate in Braintree when I was at Colchester. It was lovely then, no doubt full of London exiles now.

Yep. Its about 8 miles from me and is a shithole. Rarely go near the place.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-55677494
Hmm....I don't recall visiting that part of Braintree.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 20:06:45
Its probably more than doubled in size since you were last there.  ;)
It has 3 Big Tescos, a Sainsburys and a big co-op which it wouldnt have been able to sustain then.
Its also 20 minutes along the new A120 to the M11 and Stansted, so a real commuter town.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 20:08:31
Its probably more than doubled in size since you were last there.  ;)
It has 3 Big Tescos, a Sainsburys and a big co-op which it wouldnt have been able to sustain then.
Its also 20 minutes along the new A
'Twas a nice little, countrified place in 1974.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 20:10:22
Used to go to Southend in my youth think that comes under Essex, that was a dump back in the seventies, probably a lot worse now.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 20:13:33
It does indeed come under Essex, although even Essex people wont go there.  ;D
Hope Alnico blue doesnt read this.  ::) :D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 January 2021, 20:14:31
Whilst Purley is technically in Surrey (just), it is essentially a suburb of Croydon which is a very different Surrey to the bit outside of the M25 ::)

And it doesn't matter what it cost, but a three bed semi is still a three bed semi ;D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 20:18:11
Me and the wife to Southend in the nineties when we lived in London. We parked up, had a walk along the front and settled in a pub for a drink. There was a convoy of escorts, with the bass turned up, driving very slowly (cruising?) back and forth, turning back at the roundabouts each end. Back and forth, back and forth, all fickin evening.  ;D ;D  We had to stop our conversation every five minutes or so, till they'd driven past.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2021, 20:19:31
Whilst Purley is technically in Surrey (just), it is essentially a suburb of Croydon which is a very different Surrey to the bit outside of the M25 ::)

And it doesn't matter what it cost, but a three bed semi is still a three bed semi ;D


It's detached I'm pleased to say..😁
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 20:20:06
Whilst Purley is technically in Surrey (just), it is essentially a suburb of Croydon which is a very different Surrey to the bit outside of the M25 ::)

And it doesn't matter what it cost, but a three bed semi is still a three bed semi ;D
Yes. I seem to remember that the houses in some of those parts were nothing special.....but that commuter belt thingy.....
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 26 January 2021, 20:22:04
Me and the wife to Southend in the nineties when we lived in London. We parked up, had a walk along the front and settled in a pub for a drink. There was a convoy of escorts, with the bass turned up, driving very slowly (cruising?) back and forth, turning back at the roundabouts each end. Back and forth, back and forth, all fickin evening.  ;D ;D  We had to stop our conversation every five minutes or so, till they'd driven past.

Still the same, but with more drugs.  ::)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Nick W on 26 January 2021, 20:59:10
Me and the wife to Southend in the nineties when we lived in London. We parked up, had a walk along the front and settled in a pub for a drink. There was a convoy of escorts, with the bass turned up, driving very slowly (cruising?) back and forth, turning back at the roundabouts each end. Back and forth, back and forth, all fickin evening.  ;D ;D  We had to stop our conversation every five minutes or so, till they'd driven past.


Early nineties?


I might have been there; it made a change from the street racing at Maidstone bridge, although it is frustrating having to go up to Dartford and back down the A127 when I can see South End sea front from the top of my road ;D
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2021, 21:01:02
Me and the wife to Southend in the nineties when we lived in London. We parked up, had a walk along the front and settled in a pub for a drink. There was a convoy of escorts, with the bass turned up, driving very slowly (cruising?) back and forth, turning back at the roundabouts each end. Back and forth, back and forth, all fickin evening.  ;D ;D  We had to stop our conversation every five minutes or so, till they'd driven past.


Early nineties?


I might have been there; it made a change from the street racing at Maidstone bridge, although it is frustrating having to go up to Dartford and back down the A127 when I can see South End sea front from the top of my road ;D
About 92-93 I reckon.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: New POD on 26 January 2021, 21:41:41
As a generic Northerner, - Born in Manchester. Raised in Cheshire and Miseryside, studied in Coventry, lived adult life in Brum, Yorkshire and Liverpool, I find that mostly people are the same all over the world.  They worry about similar things. 
I'm about to start negotiations on converting from.Freelance to Permie, at my Current contract, and my boss was until recently paying £2k a month rent in London. My aspirations on pay are probably lower than he will expect because he has no northern calibration.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 26 January 2021, 22:53:55
I didn't have you pegged as coming from Mancchester... but now that you mention it ::)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: New POD on 27 January 2021, 04:56:21
I didn't have you pegged as coming from Mancchester... but now that you mention it ::)

My wife likes to suggest that's why I'm a idiot.
Parents first house was in Moss Side.
Both Lancashire born. 54 years later they live in Anglesey and Dad speaks Welsh better than most Welsh. Funny old world.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2021, 13:16:57
It does indeed come under Essex, although even Essex people wont go there.  ;D
Hope Alnico blue doesnt read this.  ::) :D

I hear Jaywick is a desirable place to retire. :)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Rangie on 27 January 2021, 14:03:53
It does indeed come under Essex, although even Essex people wont go there.  ;D
Hope Alnico blue doesnt read this.  ::) :D

I hear Jaywick is a desirable place to retire. :)


Saw a programme on the box some time ago now about Jaywick what a shithole that is , Lincolnshire is the place for me Opti 😁
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 27 January 2021, 15:44:34
I used to frequent Jaywick at night time when I was in my early 20,s. Im not that brave now.  ::)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2021, 16:14:08
I used to frequent Jaywick at night time when I was in my early 20,s. Im not that brave now.  ::)

Charming place. Lots of real 'salt of the earth' characters. ::)
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2021, 16:18:11
Me and the wife to Southend in the nineties when we lived in London. We parked up, had a walk along the front and settled in a pub for a drink. There was a convoy of escorts, with the bass turned up, driving very slowly (cruising?) back and forth, turning back at the roundabouts each end. Back and forth, back and forth, all fickin evening.  ;D ;D  We had to stop our conversation every five minutes or so, till they'd driven past.

Early nineties?

It was about that time the youth of the day walked around with a giant wogbox perched on their shoulders. You could hear them for miles around.
Title: Re: The divide between the North and the South.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 27 January 2021, 16:19:52
It does indeed come under Essex, although even Essex people wont go there.  ;D
Hope Alnico blue doesnt read this.  ::) :D

I hear Jaywick is a desirable place to retire. :)


Saw a programme on the box some time ago now about Jaywick what a shithole that is , Lincolnshire is the place for me Opti 😁
Too many familiar faces?  ;D