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Title: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 16:04:38
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Rangie on 18 February 2021, 16:20:27
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 16:25:05
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
I can't believe what the stupid twàt is doing. Imagine a fire downstairs while you're in bed and that 'A bit of how's yer father'in tyre going up. At least you wouldn't burn to death, the black, putrid fumes would kill you in no time.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 16:26:01
Someone email the BBC, I'm afraid I might be a bit forthright if I did.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 February 2021, 16:47:23
This is not a new idea.

I remember when John Noakes made a 76 floor skyscraper out of old milk bottle tops, on Blue Peter. :)
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 16:53:47
This is not a new idea.

I remember when John Noakes made a 76 floor skyscraper out of old milk bottle tops, on Blue Peter. :)
Ok....how is that relevant?
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Broomies Mate on 18 February 2021, 17:04:20
This is not a new idea.

I remember when John Noakes made a 76 floor skyscraper out of old milk bottle tops, on Blue Peter. :)
Ok....how is that relevant?

First two words of your initial post.   ;D
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 February 2021, 17:22:51
This is not a new idea.

I remember when John Noakes made a 76 floor skyscraper out of old milk bottle tops, on Blue Peter. :)
Ok....how is that relevant?

First two words of your initial post.   ;D

Yes. The connection is obvious. Senior moments coming thick and fast now. ::)
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 17:42:20
This is not a new idea.

I remember when John Noakes made a 76 floor skyscraper out of old milk bottle tops, on Blue Peter. :)
Ok....how is that relevant?

First two words of your initial post.   ;D

Yes. The connection is obvious. Senior moments coming thick and fast now. ::)
Ah, yes, of course, silly me. The trivial bit of the post, not the important bit, much like most of the stuff you post.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Nick W on 18 February 2021, 17:43:41
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
I can't believe what the stupid twàt is doing. Imagine a fire downstairs while you're in bed and that 'A bit of how's yer father'in tyre going up. At least you wouldn't burn to death, the black, putrid fumes would kill you in no time.


It's not easy to set  a tyre alight. You'd be dead from the rest of the smoke before the tyre managed to add to the effect.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 18:00:14
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
I can't believe what the stupid twàt is doing. Imagine a fire downstairs while you're in bed and that 'A bit of how's yer father'in tyre going up. At least you wouldn't burn to death, the black, putrid fumes would kill you in no time.


It's not easy to set  a tyre alight. You'd be dead from the rest of the smoke before the tyre managed to add to the effect.
Well...I wouldn't like to see your opinion tested.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Nick W on 18 February 2021, 18:09:00
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
I can't believe what the stupid twàt is doing. Imagine a fire downstairs while you're in bed and that 'A bit of how's yer father'in tyre going up. At least you wouldn't burn to death, the black, putrid fumes would kill you in no time.


It's not easy to set  a tyre alight. You'd be dead from the rest of the smoke before the tyre managed to add to the effect.
Well...I wouldn't like to see your opinion tested.


It's based on the recoveries of dozens of burnt out vehicles. It's not uncommon to find a total burnout on inflated tyres.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 18:10:44
Avid upcyclers, on BBC 1 now. Dom is making a coffee table out of an old car tyre and some rope. Clean the tyre, wrap the rope around it, stick some legs and a top on it and, voila, a trendy coffee table.
I wonder where he's going to stick the fire safety label?


I know where he could stick it..😂
I can't believe what the stupid twàt is doing. Imagine a fire downstairs while you're in bed and that 'A bit of how's yer father'in tyre going up. At least you wouldn't burn to death, the black, putrid fumes would kill you in no time.


It's not easy to set  a tyre alight. You'd be dead from the rest of the smoke before the tyre managed to add to the effect.
Well...I wouldn't like to see your opinion tested.


It's based on the recoveries of dozens of burnt out vehicles. It's not uncommon to find a total burnout on inflated tyres.
They don't have rope wrapped around them. Or is rope hard to set fire to?
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Nick W on 18 February 2021, 18:20:09

They don't have rope wrapped around them. Or is rope hard to set fire to?


The cheap blue crap? No.
good quality, tightly wound hemp? Yes.


But anyone who thinks a tyre wrapped in rope is furniture probably gets fed bananas through the mesh cage they live in.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 18:22:59

They don't have rope wrapped around them. Or is rope hard to set fire to?


The cheap blue crap? No.
good quality, tightly wound hemp? Yes.


But anyone who thinks a tyre wrapped in rope is furniture probably gets fed bananas through the mesh cage they live in.
Just rope, don't know what flavour of rope, loosely bound rope with fibres sticking out rope. Whatever the type of rope, it's a stupid, dangerous idea. Defend it if you like.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Raeturbo on 18 February 2021, 20:05:04
I can’t stand that little tw+t, I would like to put the tyre around his neck and set the fkg knob on fire🔥🔥
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: STEMO on 18 February 2021, 20:06:23
I can’t stand that little tw+t, I would like to put the tyre around his neck and set the fkg knob on fire🔥🔥
How are the anger management classes going?
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 18 February 2021, 20:11:33
I can’t stand that little tw+t, I would like to put the tyre around his neck and set the fkg knob on fire🔥🔥

A practice known as Necklacing in many African countries where mob justice is not unknown in parts.  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: ronnyd on 18 February 2021, 21:55:00
I suppose some woke, lefty libtard offered £1000 for it.  :y
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Raeturbo on 18 February 2021, 22:25:04
Oh Sorry I’m wrong there it’s the Dom criminal dwarf on don’t get done get Dom I’m not fussy on, hence burn the bastard to death, but I have got room on the fire🔥
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: ronnyd on 18 February 2021, 22:43:01
Dom Littlewood,  ;)
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Andy B on 18 February 2021, 22:57:52
Oh Sorry I’m wrong there it’s the Dom criminal dwarf on don’t get done get Dom I’m not fussy on, hence burn the bastard to death, but I have got room on the fire🔥

I can't stand home either ....

not sure I dislike him enough to set fire to him though  ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Raeturbo on 18 February 2021, 23:32:05
You’re too kind :y
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Andy B on 19 February 2021, 00:23:05
You’re too kind :y

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: TheBoy on 19 February 2021, 10:15:28
That little twerp Dom gets everywhere.

I did hear a few years back that the BBC loved him enough to pay him a load more money, because the trailer trash housewives that the BBC see as their audience loved the cheeky chappie persona.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 19 February 2021, 10:40:50
Its more likely that the middle class lefty wokies who have never lived in the real world, but who run the BBC, see him as a typical working class geezer, so he ticks a diversity box and helps fend off criticism that the BBC is too posh and out of touch with real people.
One of the most irritating D1ckheads Ive ever seen on the telly, and thats saying something.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 February 2021, 13:05:30
Is this the bald annoying tall dwarf Dom?

I've been thinking it was the other Dom......the posh one who is married to the posh totty.
Title: Re: Jay and Dom
Post by: Raeturbo on 19 February 2021, 18:29:23
Littlewood the jailbird is the one I want to cremate, but I could burn the other one at the same time if there’s enough demand ;D ;D he’s