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Title: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: redelitev6 on 10 October 2021, 20:59:55
Watching the TV adverts tonight and it suddenly struck me that all 4 of my kids are white , so in keeping with the spirit of the age I've decided that 2 of them will have to be swapped for some delightfully photogenic mixed race kids , question is , how do I pick which ones to swap ? any advice is gratefully received  ;) 
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 10 October 2021, 21:01:20
How do you pick the replacements?  ???  :-\                                                                                   
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: redelitev6 on 10 October 2021, 21:18:21
How do you pick the replacements?  ???  :-\                                                                                 
I was thinking about some grateful Afghan teenage girls  :y
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:22:41
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 10 October 2021, 21:25:19
And, if you and wifey decide on another child, that will have to be mixed race.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Varche on 10 October 2021, 21:51:26
Why stop there?

Change the wife and have a gender reassignment yourself. Report back in ten years time how it went.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Raeturbo on 11 October 2021, 10:34:00
Indeed you shag yourself then :D ;D job done :y
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Andy B on 11 October 2021, 11:05:09
I could easily give my son away ....  :-X
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: ronnyd on 11 October 2021, 11:13:54
I could easily give my son away ....  :-X
I thought that i had, i even drove him there.  ;D. Then, the bugger came back. >:(.  He has since gone again so fingers crossed. :D Love him really.  :-*
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:02:11
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 13:09:50
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:16:20
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?

Sorry is not good enough.

Midget and dwarf lives matter. :)
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 13:28:29
https://youtu.be/DF6blHD8qi4 (https://youtu.be/DF6blHD8qi4)

British Airways flying the flag for 'diversity and inclusion'....... :-X
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Rangie on 11 October 2021, 13:31:48
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
.   


I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 14:50:42
Sorry, it's not that simple. Have you not seen the tv ads? You can keep one white one, then you have to have one Chinese, one Asian and one black one. One will have to be straight, one gay, one bisexual and one transgender.

Crack on.

Dwarfphobic bastard. :)
Sorry  :-[ It really is difficult to be be absolutely inclusive, isn't it? I wonder if there are any courses I could attend?
.   


I did a week long diversity course when I was in HMPS three of us went for a weeks " jolly" stayed at the Hilton near Birmingham somewhere it was great , big breakfast great lunch & a slap up dinner with all drinks paid for by the taxpayer, all I learnt was & I quote " Culture is like an underground river that flows throughout all our lives " money well spent I think..😄
Yes, well done HMPS, more of this kind of thing please  ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Olympia5776 on 11 October 2021, 16:56:49
Even The Larkins have pandered to the wokies .....
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 17:03:25
Even The Larkins have pandered to the wokies .....

That sounds far from 'perfick' :-\
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 17:17:47
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Rangie on 11 October 2021, 17:24:19
Chicken George is making a guest appearance in next weeks episode.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 17:27:22
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X
Except it's not. If these tv shows/ads were representative, half the population of the UK would be ethnic. No longer ethnic minority.
Another problem is that the low IQ of the general public leads them to believe that it is a true reflection of society.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 17:28:07
Chicken George is making a guest appearance in next weeks episode.
Jeez, he must be a right old pot boiler by now.  ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 17:45:09
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X
Except it's not. If these tv shows/ads were representative, half the population of the UK would be ethnic. No longer ethnic minority.
Another problem is that the low IQ of the general public leads them to believe that it is a true reflection of society.

In 2020, of the 67.8 million people in the UK.....87.2% white

Black African and Caribbean 3%.

I'm all for representation :y.....but not replacement. :-\

Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: ronnyd on 11 October 2021, 18:14:27
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 18:33:47
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny. :'(

 
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Olympia5776 on 11 October 2021, 18:37:23
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway . ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 11 October 2021, 18:38:11
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny. :'(
Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 11 October 2021, 18:43:56
Ah the Darling Buds Of May!  8)

That was when the lovely young Catherine Zeta Jones entered my teenage consciousness!  :-* :-* :-*

Jeeez my wrist was sore for weeks!  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 18:49:56
Ah the Darling Buds Of May!  8)

That was when the lovely young Catherine Zeta Jones entered my teenage consciousness!  :-* :-* :-*

Jeeez my wrist was sore for weeks!  :D  ;D

TMI.... ;D

In the 1950's Pop Larkin would have deterred anyone sniffing around his daughter with a shotgun.

Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2021, 18:54:48
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny. :'(
Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

But now we know we can all take part. ::)

Do you have a rainbow flag I can borrow?
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 11 October 2021, 19:20:33
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny. :'(
Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.

But now we know we can all take part. ::)

Do you have a rainbow flag I can borrow?
In which case, I am going to come out as a White, heterosexual, conservative male.

Box tick that you lefty wokist bastards :D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: ronnyd on 11 October 2021, 22:52:19
Never mind chaps, just let's enjoy 'World Coming Out Day'  ;)

I had hoped you were joking, Ronny. :'(
Obviously no big deal, only Ronny knew about it.
The only reason that i knew was it was mentioned on the local Anglia news Steve. Honest!  ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: ronnyd on 11 October 2021, 23:00:18
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway . ;D
Why the hell are they filming it in that stupid semi sepia tint? ::) Thought that my telly was packing up until i realised.  :D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Olympia5776 on 12 October 2021, 00:00:59
Just read a couple of reviews for 'The Larkins'

Apparently the diverse and inclusive cast is a representation of twenty first century Britain.

........yet it is still set in 1950's rural Kent. ;D

Yet more box ticking. :-X

I settled down to watch it thinking it might replicate the gentle entertainment of the Darling Buds of May from years ago , nice for a Sunday evening ...
However after a short time I realised that it had been adulterated by fear and the scriptwriters had capitulated once again .
I won't watch it again ........................it was merde anyway . ;D
Why the hell are they filming it in that stupid semi sepia tint? ::) Thought that my telly was packing up until i realised.  :D

Reduces the visual impact of white privilege .
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: STEMO on 12 October 2021, 06:07:22
If you need rescuing by superman, mind he doesn't fondle your plums as he carries you to safety  ;D

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/11/entertainment/superman-comes-out-bisexual-jon-kent-cec/index.html
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Rangie on 12 October 2021, 08:26:56
What about Batman & Robin ?  Racing about in a gay convertible dressed up in fancy outfits always had my doubts ..
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2021, 13:18:12
If you need rescuing by superman, mind he doesn't fondle your plums as he carries you to safety  ;D

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/11/entertainment/superman-comes-out-bisexual-jon-kent-cec/index.html

Is this a good idea?

The vast majority of men are not brown hatters.

We want Superman to save the world, not bend over and take it up the arse.

Exactly who will this breed of superhero appeal to? :-\
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2021, 13:21:39
It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems. :-X
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 12 October 2021, 13:35:11
It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems. :-X
Plenty of scope for more Bond Girls then...  :D

These wokists should be careful what they wish for...
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2021, 13:49:25
It might be for the best if James Bond has seduced his last Bond girl.

The new Bond will need to be a homosexual who votes for the Lib Dems. :-X
Plenty of scope for more Bond Girls then...  :D

These wokists should be careful what they wish for...

In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though. ::)

Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Andy B on 12 October 2021, 14:03:09
....
 are not brown hatters.
 .....

That's a phrase I've not heard in a very long time!  ;D
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: YZ250 on 12 October 2021, 14:23:13
.....
In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though. ::)

Didn't that happen way back in 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only. A model who used the name Tula (Caroline Cossey) was born Barry Cossey I believe. Following her appearance in the film, she was outed as transgender.
Title: Re: Difficult decision about my children
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 12 October 2021, 14:38:09
.....
In 2021 and beyond I think it will be acceptable for a Bond girl to have a penis.

She'll still be a girl though. ::)

Didn't that happen way back in 1981 James Bond film For Your Eyes Only. A model who used the name Tula (Caroline Cossey) was born Barry Cossey I believe. Following her appearance in the film, she was outed as transgender.

This does ring a bell.

 My favourite Bond girl (Jane Seymour) didn't have anything that banged against her thighs as she walked. :)

Old fashioned, I know. ::) ::)