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Title: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 19 January 2022, 12:32:02
One of our neighbours has traded her old Ka in & bought a new Corsa, asked me what I thought of it, I really liked it a vast improvement on earlier models I really thought it was an Astra till I saw the badge on the boot, cracking little car
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: STEMO on 19 January 2022, 12:51:24
One of our neighbours has traded her old Ka in & bought a new Corsa, asked me what I thought of it, I really liked it a vast improvement on earlier models I really thought it was an Astra till I saw the badge on the boot, cracking little car
Best selling car in the UK
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 19 January 2022, 13:09:36
I'm not surprised really spacious inside, lovely metallic blue colour very smart indeed.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 19 January 2022, 13:17:55
Yes, it is quite amazing to me that the Corsa like so many cars today, has grown in dimension and street presence since the first of that model.

When I see the old Carlton, Granada, a Cortina, or Escort, like the original old mini, they seem so small and old fashioned compared to todays sleek examples. Of course even the tyre sizes they used, with cross ply in many cases, have ballooned! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 January 2022, 13:38:26
Yes, it is quite amazing to me that the Corsa like so many cars today, has grown in dimension and street presence since the first of that model.

When I see the old Carlton, Granada, a Cortina, or Escort, like the original old mini, they seem so small and old fashioned compared to todays sleek examples. Of course even the tyre sizes they used, with cross ply in many cases, have ballooned! ;D ;D ;)

In common with the general public in 2022.

Compare the average height, weight, and general girth of the working class man during WW1 more than 100 years ago, with that of the average man today.

Fat bastards are everywhere these days... ::) ::) :D

Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Andy B on 19 January 2022, 14:37:23
A new Fiesta is very slightly bigger than an Austin Maxi .....  ::)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 January 2022, 14:45:07
A new Fiesta is very slightly bigger than an Austin Maxi .....  ::)
...and the Maxi would have been seen as a ' 'sizable and spacious family saloon'
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 19 January 2022, 14:56:03
Yes, it is quite amazing to me that the Corsa like so many cars today, has grown in dimension and street presence since the first of that model.

When I see the old Carlton, Granada, a Cortina, or Escort, like the original old mini, they seem so small and old fashioned compared to todays sleek examples. Of course even the tyre sizes they used, with cross ply in many cases, have ballooned! ;D ;D ;)

In common with the general public in 2022.

Compare the average height, weight, and general girth of the working class man during WW1 more than 100 years ago, with that of the average man today.

Fat bastards are everywhere these days... ::) ::) :D

Now that is all very true! ;D :y

Like doorways and ceilings in 400 year old houses have grown in relationship with the contemporary person, so have cars grown to meet the new demands of us modern, larger, people ;)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 19 January 2022, 16:27:17
Actually, small cars have grown to improve crash protection and allow airbags to function safely, especially side/window/head protection bags.

SUVs and the like only exist because marketing wank tells us that we need/want them.

People don't buy traditional mid size cars any more because many manufacturers don't produce them, especially for the UK market.

Go somewhere sensible, like Spain, and you can buy saloon and/or estate versions of affordable/sensible cars.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: dave the builder on 19 January 2022, 17:06:50


Like doorways and ceilings in 400 year old houses have grown in relationship with the contemporary person, so have cars grown to meet the new demands of us modern, larger, people ;)
My ceilings are 10 foot high (1890 house) most are 8 foot or less these days
and new houses are shoeboxes
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 19 January 2022, 18:32:33


Like doorways and ceilings in 400 year old houses have grown in relationship with the contemporary person, so have cars grown to meet the new demands of us modern, larger, people ;)
My ceilings are 10 foot high (1890 house) most are 8 foot or less these days
and new houses are shoeboxes

Yes Dave, I suppose in a mansion you do have them as well ;D ;D ;D ;)

Seriously I have always wondered if houses in the Victorian and Edwardian eras were designed with high ceilings to allow for the smoke from chimneys and people using tobacco products could gather high above their heads! :o :o

It certainly meant they had to keep their coal fires going, or freeze to death! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 January 2022, 18:37:33
I think the big door high ceiling thing is primarily a demonstration of wealth and status, rather than the size of people.

Stately homes have huge doors and windows whilst a hovel may have small doors and windows, probably to keep the heat in.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 19 January 2022, 18:41:58


Like doorways and ceilings in 400 year old houses have grown in relationship with the contemporary person, so have cars grown to meet the new demands of us modern, larger, people ;)
My ceilings are 10 foot high (1890 house) most are 8 foot or less these days
and new houses are shoeboxes


Probably originally owned by a member of the 'up and coming Victorian middle class'

Doctor, factory owner, solicitor. Something like that. :)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: dave the builder on 19 January 2022, 18:53:50
I think the big door high ceiling thing is primarily a demonstration of wealth and status, rather than the size of people.

Stately homes have huge doors and windows whilst a hovel may have small doors and windows, probably to keep the heat in.
and windows where taxed
glass was very expensive ,especially large glass sections
hence Georgian bar windows and bullseye glass
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: TheBoy on 22 January 2022, 18:31:03
One of our neighbours has traded her old Ka in & bought a new Corsa, asked me what I thought of it, I really liked it a vast improvement on earlier models I really thought it was an Astra till I saw the badge on the boot, cracking little car
If its a brand new one, its a horrid piece of shit to drive.  Its really, really good at swapping ends.

But it has all the electronic distractions that the millenials love, and who cars what its like as a car.


Everytime the local hire company drops off a car and I look out the window and see its a Corsa, my heart sinks :(
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 22 January 2022, 21:24:43
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 22 January 2022, 22:33:32
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: TheBoy on 23 January 2022, 12:54:26
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.
Nova was a superb car to thrash around in.  What it lacked in power, it would make up for in the corners, much to the annoyance of much quicker cars!

The Vauxhall 208, however, handles like, errr, a small Pug ;D.  Actually, it has many of the handling traits of the excellent Pug 205 GTi, but without the roadholding...
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: YZ250 on 23 January 2022, 14:59:58
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.
Nova was a superb car to thrash around in.  What it lacked in power, it would make up for in the corners, much to the annoyance of much quicker cars!

The Vauxhall 208, however, handles like, errr, a small Pug ;D.  Actually, it has many of the handling traits of the excellent Pug 205 GTi, but without the roadholding...

I'm guessing that it drives and handles just fine ...... for those of us that don't drive like hooligans.  ;)  ;D
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: TheBoy on 23 January 2022, 17:32:22
I'm guessing that it drives and handles just fine ...... for those of us that don't drive like hooligans.  ;)  ;D
So that excludes you as well, then, Mr YZ ;D

In fairness, all the ones I've driven have been hire cars, and thus have to be constantly thrashed to within an inch of their lives.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 23 January 2022, 17:58:21
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.
Nova was a superb car to thrash around in.  What it lacked in power, it would make up for in the corners, much to the annoyance of much quicker cars!

The Vauxhall 208, however, handles like, errr, a small Pug ;D.  Actually, it has many of the handling traits of the excellent Pug 205 GTi, but without the roadholding...
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Strange how different people view cars , I honestly think that the Nova is probably the worst car that I've ever driven extremely uncomfortable for even a short journey.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 23 January 2022, 18:00:36
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
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I've actually got a "metal puller" so might have a word with her it doesn't look like any paint damage just a simple dent.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Raeturbo on 23 January 2022, 18:33:02
Toilet suction pump😂
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 24 January 2022, 07:56:48
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.
Nova was a superb car to thrash around in.  What it lacked in power, it would make up for in the corners, much to the annoyance of much quicker cars!

The Vauxhall 208, however, handles like, errr, a small Pug ;D.  Actually, it has many of the handling traits of the excellent Pug 205 GTi, but without the roadholding...
.

Strange how different people view cars , I honestly think that the Nova is probably the worst car that I've ever driven extremely uncomfortable for even a short journey.

I had one for 9 years, was a great little car, only a 1.2 but with the front and rear antiroll bars fitted was quite go-kart like and with the addition of a few 1.3 bits I had lying around quite nippy (exdhaust manifold and front pipe, 2E3 carb and inlet, 1.4 cam). Never let me down, and I did tens of thousands of miles in it. Far FAR superior to the Fiesta it replaced
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 25 January 2022, 17:29:47
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
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Passed the old girl when I was walking the dog this morning, got chatting and mentioned the dent she was quite upset  & fearful what her son would say as he is a bit of a prick ( her words) I told her I'd pop round and see if I could sort it out, the puller worked a treat + a bit of Tcut removed the small scratch ,she had just touched a post in Sainsbury's car park when backing out, she popped round this afternoon with a pack of beers for me , my good deed for the day..🍺🍺🍺
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 January 2022, 17:31:43
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
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Passed the old girl when I was walking the dog this morning, got chatting and mentioned the dent she was quite upset  & fearful what her son would say as he is a bit of a prick ( her words) I told her I'd pop round and see if I could sort it out, the puller worked a treat + a bit of Tcut removed the small scratch ,she had just touched a post in Sainsbury's car park when backing out, she popped round this afternoon with a pack of beers for me , my good deed for the day..🍺🍺🍺

Well done Mick!  :y
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: ronnyd on 25 January 2022, 17:42:48
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
.


Passed the old girl when I was walking the dog this morning, got chatting and mentioned the dent she was quite upset  & fearful what her son would say as he is a bit of a prick ( her words) I told her I'd pop round and see if I could sort it out, the puller worked a treat + a bit of Tcut removed the small scratch ,she had just touched a post in Sainsbury's car park when backing out, she popped round this afternoon with a pack of beers for me , my good deed for the day..🍺🍺🍺
Nice one Rangie Nice to do a favour for someone and get appreciated for it  :y
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: STEMO on 25 January 2022, 19:04:35
Read a report about the new corsa yesterday. From what it said, it's not a patch, equipment or cabin layout wise, to it's sister car the Peugeot, and it doesn't get anywhere near the fiesta as a drivers car.
Their take on it outselling the fiesta was that Ford, being clever buggers, put all the chips they had for manufacturing into the transit (which, btw, outsold the corsa and fiesta added together) because they make a bigger profit on the van. Same(ish) selling price as the fiesta, but cost less to produce.
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 January 2022, 19:14:26
The old girl has had a bump in it already, big dent in the n/s front wing when I walked past it this morning, I've never driven a Corsa but did drive a Nova a few times that was awful.

Shame. Bet she's gutted.  :(

You should go round and polish it out for her!  :)
.


Passed the old girl when I was walking the dog this morning, got chatting and mentioned the dent she was quite upset  & fearful what her son would say as he is a bit of a prick ( her words) I told her I'd pop round and see if I could sort it out, the puller worked a treat + a bit of Tcut removed the small scratch ,she had just touched a post in Sainsbury's car park when backing out, she popped round this afternoon with a pack of beers for me , my good deed for the day..🍺🍺🍺
Nice one Rangie Nice to do a favour for someone and get appreciated for it  :y

He says she's an 'old girl', but I bet she's a 39 year old blonde MILF with big tits!  :-*   :y   ;D
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Raeturbo on 25 January 2022, 23:44:33
And nice arse😂 anyway that’s a fair cop Rangie😂😂
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 January 2022, 08:03:48
Read a report about the new corsa yesterday. From what it said, it's not a patch, equipment or cabin layout wise, to it's sister car the Peugeot, and it doesn't get anywhere near the fiesta as a drivers car.
Their take on it outselling the fiesta was that Ford, being clever buggers, put all the chips they had for manufacturing into the transit (which, btw, outsold the corsa and fiesta added together) because they make a bigger profit on the van. Same(ish) selling price as the fiesta, but cost less to produce.

Doesn't align with the facts I have, the Transit is not a big profit item (and one of the reasosn it was pulled from SOuthampton was to improve margins), Ford would be opushing the chips at the Focus upwards to get profit  :y

The issue the Fiesta has is that its not cheap, even a base model Trend is 17K now!

The Corsa is about £1500 cheaper
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2022, 08:13:42
And nice arse😂 anyway that’s a fair cop Rangie😂😂
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And I thought I'd covered my tracks..😂
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: STEMO on 26 January 2022, 10:31:50
Read a report about the new corsa yesterday. From what it said, it's not a patch, equipment or cabin layout wise, to it's sister car the Peugeot, and it doesn't get anywhere near the fiesta as a drivers car.
Their take on it outselling the fiesta was that Ford, being clever buggers, put all the chips they had for manufacturing into the transit (which, btw, outsold the corsa and fiesta added together) because they make a bigger profit on the van. Same(ish) selling price as the fiesta, but cost less to produce.

Doesn't align with the facts I have, the Transit is not a big profit item (and one of the reasosn it was pulled from SOuthampton was to improve margins), Ford would be opushing the chips at the Focus upwards to get profit  :y

The issue the Fiesta has is that its not cheap, even a base model Trend is 17K now!

The Corsa is about £1500 cheaper
This is my source:
https://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/cars/article-10415457/Vauxhall-Corsa-review-wheel-Britains-new-king-cars.html
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: omegod on 26 January 2022, 11:17:48
Corsas are shit, I always find they smell funny inside too , a bit like milky baby sick  :-\
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: Rangie on 26 January 2022, 11:24:20
Corsas are shit, I always find they smell funny inside too , a bit like milky baby sick  :-\


Are you sure it's the car & not you ? 😄😄😄
Title: Re: Brand new Corsa.
Post by: omegod on 26 January 2022, 16:26:48
Corsas are shit, I always find they smell funny inside too , a bit like milky baby sick  :-\


Are you sure it's the car & not you ? 😄😄😄

Pretty confident it's not me but I'll ask the wife to have a sniff later  ;)