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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Rangie on 29 March 2022, 13:32:38
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I would have thought he could have at least thrown a decent punch, slap a man on the face pathetic.
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
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I would have thought he could have at least thrown a decent punch, slap a man on the face pathetic.
Yes.....he 'bitchslapped' Chris Rock.
Rumour has it the comedian is more familiar and intimate with Mrs Smith rather than just friends. ;)
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https://youtu.be/f3PJF0YE-x4 (https://youtu.be/f3PJF0YE-x4)
Chris Rock did this in 1996. :y
I doubt it would be allowed in 2022. ::)
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From the outburst that followed I don't think it was staged. The GI Jane 2 joke was off the cuff, and totally unexpected judging by the look on her face.
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
They say that black don't crack.
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https://youtu.be/zYPBg6w8KJc
;D
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
They say that black don't crack.
Who does?
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
They say that black don't crack.
Who does?
I can remember Huggy Bear saying it. :)
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
They say that black don't crack.
Who does?
I can remember Huggy Bear saying it. :)
His face was well cracked ;D
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It looked staged to me. Pretty sure there'd have been some kind of mark, and some kind of reaction, even from a bitch slap.
They say that black don't crack.
Who does?
I can remember Huggy Bear saying it. :)
His face was well cracked ;D
He was always surrounded by his own personal harem of bitches in 'Starkers and Crutch'
A proper seventies black dude. :)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/ZnPBLBJx/willsmith.jpg)
::)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/ZnPBLBJx/willsmith.jpg)
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Everything is racist and dripping in white colonialism in 2022, Tig. :)
No exceptions.
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https://youtu.be/dVclwd8Xykw (https://youtu.be/dVclwd8Xykw)
Even maths is as racist as f*uck. :)
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Grrrr I’m holding myself back🤬
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You've gotta larf ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Here's another on to cheer you up
https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nhs-trust-asking-men-if-theyre-pregnant-before-having-x-rays-and-mri-scans/259726
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https://youtu.be/TQkU0FNo05E (https://youtu.be/TQkU0FNo05E)
STMO....Can't open your link....but I think you mean this.
Was there once a time when only women would drop a sprog? ::)
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Yep, that's the one. ;D ;D
I'd say 'yes' and dare them to challenge me ;D
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"But you can't be pregnant, you've still got your meat and two veg"
"Right, you transist bastards, you'll be hearing from my solicitor "
Flounce, stage right ;D
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Yep, that's the one. ;D ;D
I'd say 'yes' and dare them to challenge me ;D
I listened to Starmer being interviewed on LBC by Nick Ferrari.
He asked Starmer 3 times if a woman can have a penis and 3 times Starmer refused to state the blindingly obvious which is " no of course a woman doesn't have a penis"
Instead, Mr Beige, said he didn't like the intolerance that came with this line of questioning. :-X
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? :-\
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? :-\
The Hokey Cokey? :D
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? :-\
30 seconds is time enough to do the job and light a ciggy after. ;D
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
And what would she do with it for 30 seconds? :-\
I’ll let you know when she gets it :y
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
Sounds like a chat up line for the modern age! :y
Person with penis: Hi! Do you have a penis?
Person with vagina: No I don't!
Person with penis: Would you like to try mine for size?
;D
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
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😂
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago ;D
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago ;D
I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
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I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D
Sounds like a chat up line for the modern age! :y
Person with penis: Hi! Do you have a penis?
Person with vagina: No I don't!
Person with penis: Would you like to try mine for size?
;D
We should all be gender neutral in 2022. Mr Starmer says we must. ::)
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago ;D
I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair :)
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
Phil Lynott said the Irish version on the Live & Dangerous album in 1978. So did he nick it from Tom, or Tom nick it from him ? :D
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Let me know how it goes Steve😂
A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some? ;D
It worked quite well with those who got the joke. :y
Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago ::)
He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then! ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago ;D
I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair :)
Most are a bit gobby and unrefined.....but then most of them here seem to have moved up from Essex. :)
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Mr Starmer says we must. ::)
I saw him this morning at my local country park ::) ....
obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat
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Mr Starmer says we must. ::)
I saw him this morning at my local country park ::) ....
obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat
Just watched him on the news.....complete with his garrulous girlfriend. ::)
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Has he decided what gender he is yet?
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Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Definitely from Scun thorpe.
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Ahh near the middle then😎
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Ahh near the middle then😎
The soggy end of the badger.
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And hard end of the jelly :y
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Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Not possible.
He said that a biological female and a biological male are both women.
Nothing special about being a woman. Any man can be one. :)
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Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Not possible.
He said that a biological female and a biological male are both women.
Nothing special about being a woman. Any man can be one. :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh, yes, what a joke! NO real man could ever live the life of a woman for more than....well, let's say a week after his fantasy has turned into a nightmare! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)
But, of course with a man having a female gender brain, that is totally different :D ;)
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There are things I could say to that, but would be banned. Again. :-X So I shall keep my thoughts to myself.
Meanwhile, in other news...
Will Smith has resigned from the Academy.
Which is probably the best all round outcome, given his actions. And credit to Chris Rock for not getting all bent out of shape over the incident.
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A lot of hype about a girlie slap, total boll ocks
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There are things I could say to that, but would be banned. Again. :-X So I shall keep my thoughts to myself.
Meanwhile, in other news...
Will Smith has resigned from the Academy.
Which is probably the best all round outcome, given his actions. And credit to Chris Rock for not getting all bent out of shape over the incident.
Ah, that's good! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Yes he didn’t do a lot when his mrs was putting it about all over the place, but put him on camera and he’s reanimated he’s a knob
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Yes he didn’t do a lot when his mrs was putting it about all over the place, but put him on camera and he’s reanimated he’s a knob
I think it was the best friend of her son who enjoyed a little MILF action. ::)
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More than one apparently :o
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Yes he didn’t do a lot when his mrs was putting it about all over the place, but put him on camera and he’s reanimated he’s a knob
I think it was the best friend of her son who enjoyed a little MILF action. ::)
I know a fella that enjoyed some MILF action with his Mum's best mate, a very good looking and fit blonde woman with big boobs in her early forties. He was in his early twenties! >:D
Problem for him was, he couldn't keep quiet about it and it all came out! ;D
He lost his MILF action, his Mum fell out with her mate, her mate fell out with her husband, and I believe the husband tracked him down a delivered a bit of a hiding! ::) ;D
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Yes he didn’t do a lot when his mrs was putting it about all over the place, but put him on camera and he’s reanimated he’s a knob
I think it was the best friend of her son who enjoyed a little MILF action. ::)
I know a fella that enjoyed some MILF action with his Mum's best mate, a very good looking and fit blonde woman with big boobs in her early forties. He was in his early twenties! >:D
Problem for him was, he couldn't keep quiet about it and it all came out! ;D
He lost his MILF action, his Mum fell out with her mate, her mate fell out with her husband, and I believe the husband tracked him down a delivered a bit of a hiding! ::) ;D
As a young stud about town it would be difficult no to boast about his conquest. :D ;D
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I was 16 when I was " sexually assaulted" by a 27 year old married woman , invited me in when I delivered her groceries enjoyed every minute & went back for more several times, found out later that her husband liked to film her activities so somewhere there could be visual proof still remember the leopard skin print wallpaper in her bedroom very well she'd be about 80 years of age now..😉
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I was 16 when I was " sexually assaulted" by a 27 year old married woman , invited me in when I delivered her groceries enjoyed every minute & went back for more several times, found out later that her husband liked to film her activities so somewhere there could be visual proof still remember the leopard skin print wallpaper in her bedroom very well she'd be about 80 years of age now..😉
Wayne Rooney age then. :)
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I was 16 when I was " sexually assaulted" by a 27 year old married woman , invited me in when I delivered her groceries enjoyed every minute & went back for more several times, found out later that her husband liked to film her activities so somewhere there could be visual proof still remember the leopard skin print wallpaper in her bedroom very well she'd be about 80 years of age now..😉
Wayne Rooney age then. :)
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She would be a bit dry now I would imagine 😂😂😂
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I was 16 when I was " sexually assaulted" by a 27 year old married woman , invited me in when I delivered her groceries enjoyed every minute & went back for more several times, found out later that her husband liked to film her activities so somewhere there could be visual proof still remember the leopard skin print wallpaper in her bedroom very well she'd be about 80 years of age now..😉
Wayne Rooney age then. :)
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She would be a bit dry now I would imagine 😂😂😂
Friction burns of the todger? :)
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Is he belonging to Vick?