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Title: Basic Instinct
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 April 2022, 14:38:25
(https://i.postimg.cc/MG1K94xK/rayner.png)

Did she or didn't she?  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 25 April 2022, 14:44:03
I wonder if her badger had a mask on...
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:05:20
Boris should have invited his Fisheries spokesman (sorry, person) to get up and say a few words  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 15:09:38
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 25 April 2022, 15:15:15
I wonder if her badger had a mask on...

Well if she's been going commando and Boris has been getting a daily eyeful of her ginger minge, it would explain a few things!  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 25 April 2022, 17:08:55
But she isn't wearing a mask! :o :o :o :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 April 2022, 18:26:26
When it comes to a glimpse of camel toe I'll take Sharon Stone over gobby Angela. :)
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: TheBoy on 25 April 2022, 18:45:36
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 April 2022, 19:15:54
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

How long is long enough?

10 minutes......half an hour......an afternoon? :D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 19:28:02
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.
You could always put something in there to shut her up.

Then again, she'd probably revert to talking out of her arse  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 25 April 2022, 21:15:27
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 25 April 2022, 21:17:26
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
Hippos terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Rangie on 26 April 2022, 08:23:00
Only just heard about this as we are away at present, if she wants to flash her gash good on her..👍
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 April 2022, 08:24:00
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Gag it and take it from behind, if she is not quite doing it for you, just thumb it in
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 26 April 2022, 11:04:32
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Nah. Paper hangers bucket. A slapper since she was about 15.  ::) :D

The answer to the questions is definitely Yes. I said so when I saw it at the time.
Hippos terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired  ;D
That doesn't quite have the same impact as hippos ŷawn  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: TheBoy on 26 April 2022, 12:02:51
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

How long is long enough?

10 minutes......half an hour......an afternoon? :D
Oh, not worth spending time on.  Plus I don't she could keep her trap shut for longer than 10...
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: TheBoy on 26 April 2022, 12:04:04
Opti most definitely would, btw.
Almost worth a squirt, if she kept her mouth shut for long enough.

Gag it and take it from behind, if she is not quite doing it for you, just thumb it in
Her hair is long enough to get good leverage on, and steer...
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 April 2022, 13:38:02
If this has become a " which female MP would you shag " thread then  I'd go for Heidi Allen.

......although I think she is no longer an MP.
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 April 2022, 15:49:03
Penny mordaunt FTW
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Raeturbo on 26 April 2022, 15:53:20
And😎 Esther McVey. Please👍
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 30 April 2022, 22:59:57
A postscript on #Growlergate (https://www.mailplus.co.uk/edition/news/politics/176486?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=shared_link)  :)

Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 May 2022, 05:26:00
A postscript on #Growlergate (https://www.mailplus.co.uk/edition/news/politics/176486?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=shared_link)  :)
What's good for the goose...
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 01 May 2022, 13:21:03
A postscript on #Growlergate (https://www.mailplus.co.uk/edition/news/politics/176486?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=shared_link)  :)

Yes.....and now she is outraged. ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Raeturbo on 01 May 2022, 14:44:23
She’s a slapper
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 01 May 2022, 16:59:47
She’s a slapper
Judgy for a Valley Boyo...  :D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Raeturbo on 01 May 2022, 19:33:31
Indeed well qualified  :y
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 01 May 2022, 22:42:28
(https://i.postimg.cc/dtX9zhVz/growler2.jpg)

#growlergate  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2022, 13:40:04
Nan's ginger growler or Angela's ginger growler.

Such choices. :)
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2022, 14:15:19
At least Nan talks straight...
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2022, 14:34:30
At least Nan talks straight...

Are you saying you prefer 'granny gash'? ::) ;)
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2022, 15:00:33
At least Nan talks straight...

Are you saying you prefer 'granny gash'? ::) ;)
Not particularly :D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: STEMO on 04 May 2022, 15:23:22
Any hole's a goal.
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2022, 15:51:15
Any hole's a goal.
Fussy wasn't the first word that sprung to mind  ;D
Title: Re: Basic Instinct
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 04 May 2022, 16:27:16
Any hole's a goal.

Never look a gift hole in the face