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Title: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 17 June 2022, 20:36:37
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: BazaJT on 20 June 2022, 09:29:08
Good to hear you've got a clean bill of health :y
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 20 June 2022, 11:05:15
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D

"I'll take the lift and see you up there"?

Good news :y
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: tigers_gonads on 20 June 2022, 11:06:42
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: STEMO on 20 June 2022, 11:31:42
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 June 2022, 12:58:00
What is your new occupation, Al?
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 June 2022, 12:59:47
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??

The new Ron Jeremy? ::) ::) ::)

He'll need to be fit. :)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 June 2022, 16:14:33
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Closer than you think...  :D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 June 2022, 17:14:39
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Closer than you think...  :D

Space shuttle commander? 8)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: STEMO on 20 June 2022, 17:23:30
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Closer than you think...  :D
Oh...fûck off, Biggles  ;D ;D ;D
Crash test dummy, maybe  ::)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 June 2022, 20:20:11
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Closer than you think...  :D
Oh...fûck off, Biggles  ;D ;D ;D
Crash test dummy, maybe  ::)
I'll tell you once I've finished my training. In September  :D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: STEMO on 20 June 2022, 20:34:16
According to my medical for my new job.

Which is nice. Although asking you to climb three flights of stairs in 34 degree heat and then take your blood pressure is somewhat cruel... :D


What you doing ??
He's BA's new test pilot.
Closer than you think...  :D
Oh...fûck off, Biggles  ;D ;D ;D
Crash test dummy, maybe  ::)
I'll tell you once I've finished my training. In September  :D
Is it top secret then, Mr Bond?   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 20 June 2022, 20:37:07
Not at all ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: LC0112G on 20 June 2022, 21:44:48
Someone has to empty the bogs after a non stop 17h flight from Darwin/Perth.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 June 2022, 23:43:02
Someone has to empty the bogs after a non stop 17h flight from Darwin/Perth.

Oh I thought that lot got dumped over the South China Sea!  ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 June 2022, 03:09:41
Someone has to empty the bogs after a non stop 17h flight from Darwin/Perth.
Not a route we offer. Thankfully.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 June 2022, 11:24:02
Next course completed and passed. And all without drowning.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: ronnyd on 21 June 2022, 18:33:54
Next course completed and passed. And all without drowning.
Is that the escape from a downed helicopter course?
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: LC0112G on 21 June 2022, 18:46:11
Next course completed and passed. And all without drowning.
Is that the escape from a downed helicopter course?
I was thinking it might be the escape from a downed submarine course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 June 2022, 19:34:10
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: LC0112G on 21 June 2022, 19:46:13
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Well I can't believe you've got the legs to pass for a Beardy Branson's VS trolley dolly.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: ronnyd on 21 June 2022, 19:53:28
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Escaping from a submerged Omega then. Or BMW in your case.  :)
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 June 2022, 20:14:11
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Escaping from a submerged Omega then. Or BMW in your case.  :)
You have a copy of the AA drivers manual too?
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 June 2022, 21:02:40
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Well I can't believe you've got the legs to pass for a Beardy Branson's VS trolley dolly.
Have you seen their latest advert? Even Daz would get a look in ;D

But no, I would look horrific in red heels.
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 June 2022, 22:14:11
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Well I can't believe you've got the legs to pass for a Beardy Branson's VS trolley dolly.
Have you seen their latest advert? Even Daz would get a look in ;D

But no, I would look horrific in red heels.

Oh I'm not sure about that Al!  :-*                                                                                           ;D
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: STEMO on 21 June 2022, 22:18:34
Mind bleach to gen diss  :o
Title: Re: Clean bill of health...
Post by: ronnyd on 22 June 2022, 20:28:57
Close, and No. In that order. We have neither helicopters nor submarines  ;D
Escaping from a submerged Omega then. Or BMW in your case.  :)
You have a copy of the AA drivers manual too?
No, 'fraid not.  :-[