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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2022, 18:32:50
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Apparently STD's are on the rise in Englishmen over 65! :o
https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/stds-surge-among-english-men-over-65-years-old
Any of you dirty old buggers been to the clap clinic recently? ::) ;D
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They should wash their hands then, the unhygienic sods. :)
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A mate of mine went to the clap clinic and pulled the receptionist.
I suppose she knew he was "clean"?
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Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)
Not many. :)
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Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)
Not many. :)
Not me :y
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Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)
Not many. :)
Not me :y
Nor me
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Or me
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Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)
Not many. :)
Going to the clap clinic when you're 19 is one thing, but having to go when you're 69 must excruciatingly embarrassing! ;D
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Can honestly say i've never been either. But there again i'm a boring one woman guy. :-[
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:-[
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No never been, just lucky I guess.
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Three or four of us lads would go at the same time.
You lot must have had a very dull sex life.....or no sex life. ;D
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Or been a bit choosey. ::) ;D
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Or been a bit choosey. ::) ;D
'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D
All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
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Or been a bit choosey. ::) ;D
'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D
All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. ;D
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;D ;D
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Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.
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Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.
Some don't bother rinsing, hence the visits to the clap clinic. ;D
I expect Lord Opti thought quickly wiping it with the curtains would do the trick! :o ;D
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;D
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As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss ;D
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As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss ;D
You have to be careful when you let go though as piss can spray everywhere! :o ;D
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As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss ;D
I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. :D
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As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss ;D
I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve. :D
Exactly. Kill it with piss, quick ;D
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As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss ;D
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I had a mate in the army who washed his prick in a diluted solution of Dettol after every shag, he provided us with some great stories after a night out , reckoned his mum was a nurse and she had given him this advice , poor sod got blown to bits in Ireland.
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Or been a bit choosey. ::) ;D
'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D
All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. ;D
I'm beyond ugly. ;D
Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.
I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999. ::)
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Or been a bit choosey. ::) ;D
'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D
All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid. ;D
I'm beyond ugly. ;D
Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.
I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999 yesterday. ::)
Fixed :D