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Title: Clap!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2022, 18:32:50
Apparently STD's are on the rise in Englishmen over 65!  :o

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/stds-surge-among-english-men-over-65-years-old

Any of you dirty old buggers been to the clap clinic recently?   ::)   ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: ronnyd on 20 November 2022, 19:29:11
They should wash their hands then, the unhygienic sods.  :)
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: scimmy_man on 20 November 2022, 19:43:45
A mate of mine went to the clap clinic and pulled the receptionist.

I suppose she knew he was "clean"?
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 21:00:46
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 November 2022, 21:09:59
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)


Not me  :y
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: STEMO on 20 November 2022, 21:10:54
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)


Not me  :y
Nor me
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Raeturbo on 20 November 2022, 21:41:06
Or me
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2022, 22:32:56
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)

Going to the clap clinic when you're 19 is one thing, but having to go when you're 69 must excruciatingly embarrassing!  ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: ronnyd on 21 November 2022, 09:46:19
Can honestly say i've never been either. But there again i'm a boring one woman guy.  :-[
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Shackeng on 21 November 2022, 09:54:44
  :-[
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Rangie on 21 November 2022, 10:14:02
No never been, just lucky I guess.
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 November 2022, 13:19:55
Three or four of us lads would go at the same time.

You lot must have had a very dull sex life.....or no sex life. ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 November 2022, 13:21:38
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 November 2022, 13:29:06
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: STEMO on 21 November 2022, 13:59:27
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid.  ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 November 2022, 17:10:18
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 November 2022, 19:58:55
Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 November 2022, 21:20:42
Insert, shake, rinse. Repeat.

Some don't bother rinsing, hence the visits to the clap clinic.  ;D

I expect Lord Opti thought quickly wiping it with the curtains would do the trick!   :o   ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 November 2022, 21:22:58
 ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: STEMO on 21 November 2022, 21:38:34
As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss  ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 21 November 2022, 22:07:34
As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss  ;D

You have to be careful when you let go though as piss can spray everywhere!  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: ronnyd on 21 November 2022, 22:15:41
As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss  ;D
I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve.  :D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: STEMO on 21 November 2022, 22:19:00
As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss  ;D
I think that Syphilis is a bit worse than a dose of the clap Steve.  :D
Exactly. Kill it with piss, quick  ;D
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Rangie on 21 November 2022, 22:36:56
As a young soldier, many years ago, I was told to go for a piss afterwards and squeeze the foreskin to make a balloon and rinse it out that way. Syphilis germs mustn't like piss  ;D
.

I had a mate in the army who washed his prick in a diluted solution of Dettol after every shag, he provided us with some great stories after a night out , reckoned his mum was a nurse and she had given him this advice , poor sod got blown to bits in Ireland.
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 November 2022, 13:28:21
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid.  ;D

I'm beyond ugly. ;D

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999. ::)
Title: Re: Clap!
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 22 November 2022, 14:29:57
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid.  ;D

I'm beyond ugly. ;D

Never really had a problem dipping my wick though.

I reckon there are a few on here who last had a shag when Prince was saying he was going to party like it's 1999 yesterday. ::)
Fixed :D