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		Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 January 2023, 18:36:27
		
			
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				Generic stuff delivered without passion.
More police.
Fewer boats
More doctors and nurses.
Lower inflation.
Compulsory maths to age forty.
I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
			 
			
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				Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)
			
 
			
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Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)
Please clarify.
Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
			 
			
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Probably pays someone to do it for him.  ;)
Please clarify.
Write his speech or have sex wife his wife?
Both quite possibly. 
			 
			
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I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D
			 
			
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I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::)  :-X  ;D
I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.
			 
			
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I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D 
I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.
She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
			 
			
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				Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
			
 
			
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Now that would certainly help me get a rock hard fancy for her in any lighting conditions…. Or any possible conditions/positions at all I would wager…. Bring her on ::)
I'm sure she'd be thrilled at the prospect  ;D
			 
			
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				Indeed and I don’t blame her one iota 👍 she can’t help it after all🤷♂️
			
 
			
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I imagine that he only has sex in the missionary position with the lights out.
Not a bad idea if the wife is an ugly munter.  ::) :-X ;D 
I believe his wife is ultra petite and feminine..........which is just as well because Rishi himself is only two thirds adult size.
She's also worth about £350million, which probably helps....
Nearer £500 million.
Or half a billion as news outlets prefer to say these days.
			 
			
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				Mmmm that’ll do👍🐓🐓🐓
			
 
			
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				Sunak is khans bumboy and vice versa👍
			
 
			
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				And Drakefords in the middle of em.