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Title: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: ronnyd on 30 May 2023, 19:01:03
Just heard that the shinanagins over Schofield  is being referred to a House of Commons select committee. WTF! It's a shame that politicians haven't got anything else to concern themselves about.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 May 2023, 19:27:07
Surely this is a non story.

We know he is a pansy but he only had sex with another pansy who was 'of age'

Where is the story? ???

Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Rangie on 30 May 2023, 19:43:58
I find the whole story very offensive & its affected my mental health so I'm heading to the boozer..🍺🍺🍺
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Rangie on 31 May 2023, 08:15:30
I've had time to think about it & it should be done because all our MPs are squeaky clean & couldn't possibly have any skeletons in their cupboards..😂😂😂
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: deviator on 31 May 2023, 09:55:58
I've had time to think about it & it should be done because all our MPs are squeaky clean & couldn't possibly have any skeletons in their cupboards..😂😂😂

Hence why there is government committee involved. It's a distraction technique, so we hopefully don't realise that our politicians are more bent than Schofield
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 31 May 2023, 10:57:01
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: STEMO on 31 May 2023, 11:17:56
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 May 2023, 11:58:04
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.

It needs a non binary black midget/dwarf  to beef up the diversity count. ;D

F*uck knows what Annie Sugden would have made of it all.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 31 May 2023, 12:34:50
Corrie is the same.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: deviator on 31 May 2023, 12:57:44
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.

It needs a non binary black midget/dwarf  to beef up the diversity count. ;D

F*uck knows what Annie Sugden would have made of it all.

You can't mention 'beef', you'll offend the vegetarians.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Rangie on 31 May 2023, 13:10:24
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.



Steve I'd rather stick pins in my eyes..😄
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Raeturbo on 31 May 2023, 16:56:16
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.
                Of course it is they are trying to make us believe that is what it’s really like. I never watch any of those type shows thankfully. It’s just propaganda.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Olympia5776 on 01 June 2023, 19:18:14
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.

Did they rebuild The Woolpack after the plane hit it ...Amos is a great Barman ,I love the way he keeps Seth in his place too .
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: STEMO on 01 June 2023, 20:25:59
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.

Did they rebuild The Woolpack after the plane hit it ...Amos is a great Barman ,I love the way he keeps Seth in his place too .
Even in those days, Don, it was obvious that Amos Brierley and Henry Wilkes were ripping the arse out of each other  ;D
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: YZ250 on 01 June 2023, 20:42:07
Harry and Megs must be furious that Schofield has taken the limelight off them.  ;D   As for itv, I guess the corruption runs right to the top. I don’t watch daytime TV ever but it sounds like a load of shite that others would happily survive without. It’s a habit, of zero importance like the soaps, so those able bodied enough to do so should get off their arse and go for a walk instead of sitting watching dross,  ::) or watch a series on Netflix that’s more riveting.  :y
I understand the less able bodied watching daytime TV, as it’s a distraction from being stuck in a chair all day and I feel for them.
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 02 June 2023, 09:51:31
The aliens must be think that nothing much is going on in Britain when our media are so focused on a dirty old TV presenter who was buggering a young lad.  ::)

As a thought though, if Schofield had groomed and shagged a teenage girl, would the hoohaa be worse? Or would it have blown over by now?  ???  :-\
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 02 June 2023, 11:57:58
It appears that the countries biggest commercial TV company has been covering up all kinds of nasty things, and trying to make them go away by pressurising people to sign NDA,s - so there is a good argument for some kind of enquiry to determine just how corrupt the top management of the company have been.
Politicians are probably the wrong people to be doing it though. A retired Q.C. or similar might be better.
The woman at the top almost run the Guardian into the ground (pity she didnt succeed), then almost bankrupt Sleasyjet (pity she didnt succeed), so it begs the question - why did the board of ITV think it was a good idea to offer her the job ?  ::)
She is a high priestess of woke, so maybe they thought this is the way the world is going, so she is a fit and proper candidate ?
God only knows.  ???
Have a look at Emmerdale, it's ITV in a nutshell. A small Yorkshire village where almost every resident is black, Asian, queer or has mental health problems.

Did they rebuild The Woolpack after the plane hit it ...Amos is a great Barman ,I love the way he keeps Seth in his place too .

They are just keeping it real.

I've checked, and  123  village pubs in Yorkshire were wiped out by downed Boeing 747's last year. >:D
Title: Re: You couldn't make it up.
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 03 June 2023, 21:24:08
Not sure there are 123  747s flying anymore :'(

Actually 181, so Yorkshire better watch out  >:D