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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 January 2024, 12:16:42
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Can this 'kid' really only be 16 years old?
His girlfriend is 21 and he looks about 35.
Surely somebody is taking the piss here. >:D
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Well…..
https://apple.news/AS7BOqL6MRJ-cNBBuZFyj0w
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He's heading towards the perfect physique for a darts player about another 25 kilos & he'll be perfect , apparently he can't have a beer & celebrates with a kebab, pull the other one..🤣
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Maybe led a full life already?
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He's heading towards the perfect physique for a darts player about another 25 kilos & he'll be perfect , apparently he can't have a beer & celebrates with a kebab, pull the other one..🤣
Call me Mr cynical but his girlfriend is a pretty 21 year old who I imagine is not cheap to run. I hear rumours he will net £500,000 if he wins.
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It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. :)
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It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. :)
Now now Tigger... ;D
Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow but insist they are 13 the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.
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It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. :)
Now now Tigger... ;D
Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow but insist they are 13 the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.
Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.
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It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. :)
Now now Tigger... ;D
Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow but insist they are 13 the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.
Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.
I just filled in a survey for the CAA, and that had about 20 choices for gender, FFS!
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It's quite common these days for 15-16 year old 'lads' to look much older, particularly if you are from Africa or the Middle East and have arrived in the country in a dinghy. :)
Now now Tigger... ;D
Even if they look like a swarthy 30 year old with a 5 o'clock shadow but insist they are 13 the 'inclusive' thing to do is to take their word for it and place them in a class with a bunch of 13 year old girls.
Sexist bastard, they might prefer boys, or transgender males, or transgender females, or a mixture of all.
I just filled in a survey for the CAA, and that had about 20 choices for gender, FFS!
It's much like bread.
It used to be a choice between a white loaf or Hovis. Today there are as many types of bread as there are genders.
Of course, in reality, there is just male and female......boys/girls.....men /women.
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Cock/fanny..💁🏿♂️
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Cock/fanny..💁🏿♂️.
So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣
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Indeed they were/are👍👍🤣
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Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.
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Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.
But he won £200K she might wait a while longer.
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Back to Luke, he lost the final, so his girlfriend will dump him now.
But he won £200K she might wait a while longer.
That is a lot of money for a 16 year old.....but I'm sure he'll spend it wisely. >:D
Bit like George Best who said he spent most of his money on 'birds and booze' the rest he just squandered. ;D
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Cock/fanny..💁🏿♂️.
So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣
Yep.....the female fanny naturally gets wet in order allow the male member to be inserted without peeling it like a banana. >:D
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His earnings in the future will be mega, she wont be leaving him. :-X
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Cock/fanny..💁🏿♂️.
So simple, like they were made for each other..🤣
Yep.....the female fanny naturally gets wet in order allow the male member to be inserted without peeling it like a banana. >:D
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Moist sounds so more sexy..👍