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Title: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 December 2024, 19:51:35
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 05 December 2024, 20:13:36
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
Totally unsurprising, but it means absolutely nothing these days. Too many arseholes have been given it over the years for it to be a real badge of honour. Have you seen the arse licking Beckhams crawling around begging for an honour? Sick making.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: YZ250 on 05 December 2024, 20:48:59
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                     

Unfortunately I believe this is true and he has been given a Knighthood in the New Years Honours list.  ::)

What a joke!  >:(
Totally unsurprising, but it means absolutely nothing these days. Too many arseholes have been given it over the years for it to be a real badge of honour. Have you seen the arse licking Beckhams crawling around begging for an honour? Sick making.

I agree, being knighted used to mean something, outstanding service to something or other. Nowadays they are thrown about for old friends or just doing your job and mean very little.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 05 December 2024, 21:06:59
How about Sir Mark Drakeford or Dame Nicola Sturgeon!  ;D
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Rangie on 05 December 2024, 21:35:25
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 December 2024, 06:50:44
And in other news, Napoleon has resigned.

Not sure if that helps Barmier or not  :-\
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2024, 11:40:08
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2024, 11:43:55
And in other news, Napoleon has resigned.

Not sure if that helps Barmier or not  :-\
If by Napoleon you mean Macron, I can find nothing to verify that he has resigned  :-\
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2024, 12:00:47
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.

I'm trying to think what is the most popular name for newborn boys in 2024.

I was thinking perhaps....John...Steven...Christopher....Mark. But I could be wrong. ::) ::) ::) :-X :-\
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2024, 12:02:45
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2024, 12:08:48
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 December 2024, 12:18:25
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D

Diversity and inclusion is the lefty mantra.

But it won't be very inclusive when 95% of all boys born in Britain are called Mohammed ( or spelling variations on the name) by, say, 2060.

Fortunately for me and everyone else on here we'll all be six feet under by then. ::)

Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2024, 12:33:16
There are a few around here who's surname is Mohammed too.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Rangie on 06 December 2024, 12:53:10
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
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Funny enough Steve my wife reported that to me yesterday, I'm not in the least surprised .
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: TheBoy on 06 December 2024, 15:04:38
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.
I saw that yesterday, and had to quietly go and smash something up to calm me down.

Obviously, like most larger companies, we are forbidden to discuss it though.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Raeturbo on 06 December 2024, 17:21:16
Yes hearing shit like that certainly helps with demolition jobs👍🤣
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: Nick W on 06 December 2024, 17:42:05
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE)will help explain the modern world
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: YZ250 on 06 December 2024, 17:54:24
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE)will help explain the modern world

 ;D
She’s not wrong.  :y ;D
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: STEMO on 06 December 2024, 18:20:34
On a brighter note, perhaps this LINK  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bex5LyzbbBE)will help explain the modern world
She's absolutely 'A bit of how's yer father'in correct  ;D
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: YZ250 on 06 December 2024, 18:29:27
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan!  :-X                                   
……….

He has risen, he’s just very short.  ::) ;D

Him being honoured is nothing more than a jolly old pals act. Nobody seriously believes he’s worthy of it.  ::)  Since his Mayorship, London has degenerated into an even bigger shithole than it was before. I doubt anyone feels safe walking alone there anymore.
Title: Re: I Have A Joke For You All....
Post by: ronnyd on 06 December 2024, 21:05:11
Another move towards the flag of Islam to be flying in London, what a total disgrace.
Just to reinforce that, Mick, the most popular boys name of 2024 is.....Mohammed.

I must learn to read previous posts. >:D
You haven't bothered for about fifteen years, why start now?  ;D

Diversity and inclusion is the lefty mantra.

But it won't be very inclusive when 95% of all boys born in Britain are called Mohammed ( or spelling variations on the name) by, say, 2060.

Fortunately for me and everyone else on here we'll all be six feet under by then. ::)


Not me, i'm getting barbequed. :D