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Title: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Rangie on 15 September 2025, 19:34:37

Another one of Starmers trusted aides has had sexy thoughts about Diane Abbot it appears & has had to resign funny how all these ancient emails are coming to light now, but really Diane Abbot..😂

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 15 September 2025, 21:34:44

People will shag anything to get on the gravy train.

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Raeturbo on 16 September 2025, 03:39:32

Surely that’s unshagable🥴

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: TheBoy on 16 September 2025, 09:54:14

I bet our Lord Opti would have a go....

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 16 September 2025, 18:23:41

I wonder who Angela Rayner let into the Ginger Growler to get to where she once was?  ???   ::)

How about John 'Two Jags' Prescott for starters?   :)  Think he was caught bending his secretary over the desk?  :-\    ;D

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 16 September 2025, 19:30:08

The game they were playing on Watsapp (or something similar) was Snog. marry or kill (usually avoid, but kill in this case for some reason).
Presumably the bloke chose option three.
There was also talk about an enormous strap on and how it would need shoulder straps.  ::) :)
Not very clever by the Chief strategist for the Prime Minister.  ::)

Title: Re: What a surprise a sex goddess perhaps !
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 17 September 2025, 12:35:48

Quote from: Raeturbo on 16 September 2025, 03:39:32

Surely that’s unshagable🥴

https://youtu.be/XPpsI8mWKmg?feature=shared

Every woman has her last 'fu*ckable day'  :)