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Title: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 04:30:01
Dusty posted some help for me in this thread.

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1221871797/26#26

Basically Dusty has offered to ask 3 of her mates to see who would/might settle down with me.

So I need some help.  Who would you pick and why?

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Wallpaper/Actress/angelina_jolie_20060822_6930.jpg)
Angelina Jolie

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Wallpaper/Actress/kate_winslet_20060822_5413.jpg)
Kate Winslet

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Wallpaper/Actress/cameron_diaz_20060822_5021.jpg)
Cameron Diaz


Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 04:32:07
Dusty set the above challenge to find me a wife.
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: kris9128 on 22 September 2008, 06:02:45
has to be angie.  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Plomien on 22 September 2008, 07:11:35
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has to be angie.  :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
I totally agree she is stunning.
but as a second Cameron then Kate
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: M16 on 22 September 2008, 07:34:45
Sorry to dissapoint but Angie is already with someone. ME!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Markie on 22 September 2008, 08:45:33
Angie as wife  :y

The other two can mud restle for positions  :P as housekeeper and omega washer  :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 September 2008, 09:28:04
Cameron Diaz likes the mud look up Princess Fiona!
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: maria on 22 September 2008, 11:15:05
I voted Kate Winslet, I think she would probably be perfect for you skruntie :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 September 2008, 11:16:57
None of them... I have better options..Will send night time when I'm free of websense  ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 11:27:22

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/Sexy/bigboobs.jpg)

A.N. Other.


She seems to be getting a lot of interest.
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Gaffers on 22 September 2008, 12:36:42
Kate has always had a soft spot in my heart... but the only one I would leave SWMBO for is Rachel Weiss  :P
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Welung666 on 22 September 2008, 12:38:15
And why isn't Kiera Knightley on the list?  :-?
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Gaffers on 22 September 2008, 12:40:10
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And why isn't Kiera Knightley on the list?  :-?

because we aint voting on which surf boards we would like, its for Skrunties wife  ;)
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Welung666 on 22 September 2008, 12:41:45
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And why isn't Kiera Knightley on the list?  :-?

because we aint voting on which surf boards we would like, its for Skrunties wife  ;)

In that case then can I have her :y  ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Dusty on 22 September 2008, 12:51:10
The answer is simple Skruntie. You become a Mormon...........this means you can have as many wives as you like.

I have run this past the three ladies in question, and although they are obviously dissapointed that they cannot have you to themselves, they think this would be the next best thing.

So it goes like this...your with Cameron on Monday Wednesday and friday, Angelina on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, and with Kate on Sunday only.

I know this is not perfect but its the best I can do for you. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: jereboam on 22 September 2008, 14:35:25
Concentrate on collecting Angelina Jolie.  

I estimate this could take you about 26 years (you should never have posed that picture).  With luck, you may avoid matrimony until you get your pension, or even longer. :)
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Proz on 22 September 2008, 14:43:14
Kate ..... just because of the way she looks in the pic  :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 14:51:39
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Concentrate on collecting Angelina Jolie.  

I estimate this could take you about 26 years (you should never have posed that picture).  With luck, you may avoid matrimony until you get your pension, or even longer. :)


I do hope so.  :y :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 September 2008, 15:13:01
Curvy Kate is the one to go for  :y :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 22 September 2008, 17:51:42
Angelina Jolie is Awesome... :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: waspy on 22 September 2008, 17:55:43
None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 17:59:12
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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]  

 [size=24] THAT's ME
[/size]
  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: waspy on 22 September 2008, 18:07:06
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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]  

 [size=24] THAT's ME
[/size]
  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y

[size=24]AND ME  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y[/size]


Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: jereboam on 22 September 2008, 18:10:17
Or get a nice doggie.  Good company, excellent conversation, won't lose the TV remote, cheap on shoes.

Don't get a cat - they nag incessently.
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 September 2008, 19:15:46
Try this
http://www.elenasmodels.com/services/tours.htm    ;D

heres an example  :D
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x80/mecdv6/ktfy.jpg)
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: johnnycboy on 22 September 2008, 22:41:53
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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]  

 [size=24] THAT's ME
[/size]
  ::) ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y

[size=24]AND ME  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y[/size]



I think we all do that whether we want to or not ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: JueV6 on 22 September 2008, 22:45:01
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The answer is simple Skruntie. You become a Moron...........this means you can have as many wives as you like.

I have run this past the three ladies in question, and although they are obviously dissapointed that they cannot have you to themselves, they think this would be the next best thing.

So it goes like this...your with Cameron on Monday Wednesday and friday, Angelina on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, and with Kate on Sunday only.

I know this is not perfect but its the best I can do for you. :-* :-* :-*

That's not very nice Dusty.......pmsl ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 September 2008, 22:46:15
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The answer is simple Skruntie. You become a Moron...........this means you can have as many wives as you like.

I have run this past the three ladies in question, and although they are obviously dissapointed that they cannot have you to themselves, they think this would be the next best thing.

So it goes like this...your with Cameron on Monday Wednesday and friday, Angelina on Tuesday Thursday and Saturday, and with Kate on Sunday only.

I know this is not perfect but its the best I can do for you. :-* :-* :-*

That's not very nice Dusty.......pmsl ;D ;D ;D

It's ridiculous, there's no free time to spend on the OOF. :-/
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: gsdtrainer on 22 September 2008, 22:47:55
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None of the above. Why :-?, because your better off by yourself= no hassle, eat what you want, watch what you want, when you want.
If you don't want to do that DIY you don't get nagged until you do it.

                           [size=24]FREEDOME[/size]
And if you want sex,just help yourself :D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Vamps on 22 September 2008, 22:49:37
They don't look like the would be very practical in the Kitchen ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: chunk on 22 September 2008, 22:50:13
Go for Cameron mate she is down to earth. :y

Angelina is just weird .(Billy bob Thornton?) :o :o

Kate is to high maintenance. ;D

A.N.Other will be needing a below the knee dress by the time she is thirty :-/
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Vamps on 22 September 2008, 22:51:09
If I log out I can see the results of the Poll, logged in I can't. :-?
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Martin_1962 on 22 September 2008, 23:10:08
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Go for Cameron mate she is down to earth. :y

Angelina is just weird .(Billy bob Thornton?) :o :o

Kate is to high maintenance. ;D

A.N.Other will be needing a below the knee dress by the time she is thirty :-/


There is something scarey about AJ

CAmeron is available in a nice shade of green ;D
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 September 2008, 10:08:50
Without realising Tunnie whilst posting in the wallpaper thread has given me a list of potential hopefulls ::) ::) :-[ :-X   http://www.wallpaperpimper.com/wallpaper/female_celebrity.htm
Title: Re: Skruntie's Future Wife
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 September 2008, 12:45:03
If A.N. Other wins the poll does this mean you will end up with some ugly mare......Ann Widdecombe perhaps.......she has the huge breasts you like so much ....even if they are hanging down to her knees. ;D ;D :D :y