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Title: Financial Advice
Post by: dbug on 01 October 2008, 11:30:44
Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 01 October 2008, 11:32:39
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Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: Entwood on 01 October 2008, 11:34:48
Gets my vote ...  :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 October 2008, 11:41:25
Quote
Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D :y

also keeps you warm..
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: Nickbat on 01 October 2008, 11:47:14
Brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 October 2008, 12:21:11
Buuuuuu rrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrr  rrrrrrrr    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrP  :o :o ::) ::)

Get's my vote. :y
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: rikki_essex on 01 October 2008, 12:38:31
well most of the time it looks like our mr brown is thinking thesame thing lol
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: Jimbob on 01 October 2008, 12:47:01
hmmm and to think I give all those cans to the council.....wheres my rebate?
Title: Re: Financial Advice
Post by: beemerdevil on 01 October 2008, 16:26:37
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Probably the best piece of financial advice in the world...



You can't argue with this............



If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Carlsberg Beer one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.



So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.
 :y :y

ha ha ha ha  :y :y nice one