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Title: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: kris9128 on 01 October 2008, 19:57:10
a woman didnt come home one night. next morning she told her husband that she had slept a a friends house.  the husband called her 10 best friends. none of them knew anything about it. 2 weeks later the husband stayed out all nite. he told the wife that he had stayed at a friends house. the wife called 10 of his best friends. 8 confirmed that had indeed stayed the night and 2 said he was still there asleep on the settee.
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: markey mark on 01 October 2008, 19:59:49
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: Richie London on 01 October 2008, 20:04:45
brilliant :y :y
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: Gaffers on 01 October 2008, 20:34:23
its funny cos its true..........  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: Dusty on 01 October 2008, 20:39:33
It's true  ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: Tony H on 01 October 2008, 21:06:00
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: amigov6 on 01 October 2008, 21:20:51
Many years back a mate staggered in one night & slid quietly into bed. Next morning his Mrs. saw a lovebite on his neck & hit the roof. He knew he'd been a naughty poodle the night before but forgot the bonking badge so said "Guy did it in the pub for a bet"!!!
   Took him a while to dig/grovel his way out of that one! ::)
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 01 October 2008, 21:48:40
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: proof that men have better friends than women
Post by: ngrainqey on 01 October 2008, 22:01:27
..more like a gay guy tried to maul him on his way home drunk :P thats kinda sh*t excuse i'd go for lol!