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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: kris9128 on 01 October 2008, 19:57:10
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a woman didnt come home one night. next morning she told her husband that she had slept a a friends house. the husband called her 10 best friends. none of them knew anything about it. 2 weeks later the husband stayed out all nite. he told the wife that he had stayed at a friends house. the wife called 10 of his best friends. 8 confirmed that had indeed stayed the night and 2 said he was still there asleep on the settee.
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brilliant :y :y
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its funny cos its true.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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It's true ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
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Many years back a mate staggered in one night & slid quietly into bed. Next morning his Mrs. saw a lovebite on his neck & hit the roof. He knew he'd been a naughty poodle the night before but forgot the bonking badge so said "Guy did it in the pub for a bet"!!!
Took him a while to dig/grovel his way out of that one! ::)
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..more like a gay guy tried to maul him on his way home drunk :P thats kinda sh*t excuse i'd go for lol!