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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Johnny5 on 09 October 2008, 12:12:10
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Right then everyone ,who is up for a laugh? the last time i did this got it to over 500 pages :D
I start it with ONCE UPON A TIME and then everybody else is allowed 3 words ONLY and then we make it up as we go along
Bit of a giggle for the afternoon
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Once upon a time
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Once upon a time there was a
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Once upon a time there was a pretty young bird
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whos mother was
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just like Timbuk
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a retired astronaught
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in outer space
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who loved pasta
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perhaps twice nightly
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whilst she was
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on the game
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in her knickers
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and Doc Martin's
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and Doc Martin's
How many holes?
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under a streetlamp
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and Doc Martin's
How many holes?
Dunno, but they were spray painted Siver. PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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under a streetlamp
to light up
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a havana cigar
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her silver boots
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were highly polished
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just like chrome
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meanwhile somewhere else
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Skruntie was hiding
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behind a skip
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looking for food
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and something to
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put his hard
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disk drive in
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Skruntie was hiding
your time will come >:(
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Meanwhile at church
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the doors are
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Loo Knee went.............
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Loo Knee went.............
arse over tit
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Loo Knee went.............
arse over tit
onto Dougs lap....
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and landed on
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a sponge trifle
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in a glass
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licked his finger,
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after removing it
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stuck it up
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in the air
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and then yelled
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I'm free ladies!
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So am I!
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He was a baker
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hated candlestick makers
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for being so
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happy to crossdress
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better than him
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in silk knickers
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The Milkman knew...
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that when he
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took his milk
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and tip toed
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up to bed
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he would wet
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his bed sheets
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by splashing milk
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because he's drunk
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and as naked
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Skruntie- naked NOOOOOOOOO :o :o :o :o
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as the day
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he was born
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in a stable
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which is why
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you should never
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be allowed out
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wearing a hat
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With bright pink
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made of frilly
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Skruntie- naked NOOOOOOOOO :o :o :o :o
Who is Skruntie ::)
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made of frilly
long twisted tassles
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with bells that
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hung from his
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meat and veg
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that tasted so
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far far to
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small & miniature
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like Paul Daniels
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he did tricks
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that frightened horses
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just like CD-pete
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just like CD-pete
;D ;D ;D ;D Pay back :y
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who did Skruntie
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a favour by
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crossing the road
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as Gaffers shouted
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show me your
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tin of paint
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so i can
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clean my bristles
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on a fresh
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by dipping it
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in chocolate sauce
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then smearing it
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on my boobies
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with a haddock
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and a grin
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in my trousers
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flapping around furiously
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whistling hi-ho silverlining
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as it stuck
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Whilst having a
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look at my
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soapy tit wank
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he suggested that
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soapy tit wank
;D ;D ;D FPMS
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it was good
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and ready for
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the kleenex tissues
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to wipe the
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that were soggy
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salty man juice
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that smelt terrible
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of the end
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he then wiped
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on the curtains
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his hairy butt
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stuck to the
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glistning, shaved, moist
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under pant skidmarks
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that Skruntie was
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very carfully licking
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sniffing madly and
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lovingly caressing like
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it was his
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own small knob
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but unfortunately it
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pride and joy
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shot some liquid
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onto a cat
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mmmmm nice pussy
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that screetched like
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a wailing banshee
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that had trapped
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its pulsating gonads
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in a omega
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petrol filler cap
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causing bad burns
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Which needed some
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creme de-menth applying
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with wire brush
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to remove the
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across the scrotum
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green festered scabs
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causing large amounts
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of green goo that seeped
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under the bearings
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causing some corrosion
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and rusty nuts
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But the plus-gas
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applied gently to
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freeze the nipples
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seeped into it's
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tight tight crack
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wtf was that
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said the admin
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as he wiped
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the postcounts out
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The End. Apparently ;)
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would seem so :y
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but then again
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she wasn't finished
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until the sequal
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rose its head
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in anticipation of
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a terrible suprise
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scientology-ish in nature
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including celery whipping
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with a hint
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and egg beating
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some mouldy cheese
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in crusty underpants
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he borrowed from
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PM Gordon Brown
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the dirty robbing
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piece of s****
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but he helped
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himself to our
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hard earned money >:( >:( >:(
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for rentboy services :o
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with Mr Darling
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and french ticklers
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for colonic irrigation
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through his mouth
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which stunk like
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PM Gordon Brown ;)
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the wrestlers jockstrap
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the cricketers box
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beefy botham wore
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prozzies gusset dandruff
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a delight anytime
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said the bishop
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to the rimmer
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who was spanking
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the naughty dog
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with a large
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but well formed
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fish shaped dildo
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with detatchable heads
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one of which
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was gordon brown
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so was untouched
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another one was
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useful and shaped
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with a big
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sticky dayglo handle
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But what if
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The topic changed
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From sex/politics? :o
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To something else? ::)
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like used dildos ?
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indoor hang gliding?
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or underground airships
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covered with neoprene
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& squirty cream
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which helped lubricate
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its flight through
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the dark shaft
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into the world
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that is sex/politics
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and gordon brown
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covered in oil
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popped out from
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Darlings arse cheeks
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with a large
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red, thorny rose
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stupid cheesey grin
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stuck in his
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glistening and plucked
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chicken breast fillet
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stuffed with garlic
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and sweet corn
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all covered in
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thick creamy batter
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all covered in
lovely Cornish cream
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suitable for dipping
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the barsteward uttered...
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my very big
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and disgustingly cheesy
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wart covered finger
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long shaft of
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which pierced his
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new plastic raincoat
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he had stolen
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to hide his
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bag of pies
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from Melton Mowbray.
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but wondered why
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he had jelly
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on his nipples
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suddenly, it dawned
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that he liked
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and suddenly felt
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a warm sensation
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a warm sensation
where it counts
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so he ripped
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very excited he
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the head off
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that annoying moth
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that buzzed around
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that annoying moth
.....er fxxker bastward
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Mr Gordon Brown
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and his buddies
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that annoying moth
.....er fxxker bastward
???
Put the two together followed by GB!! ;)
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to see how
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the post died....
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much more tax
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he could rob
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the post died....
So it should
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allways be said
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that the lesson
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:y :y :y :y
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Thank opps4 That ;D ;D