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Title: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Richie London on 11 October 2008, 14:17:07
walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.   :-[ :-[ ;D ;D

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  ;)
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Andy B on 11 October 2008, 14:34:58
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walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.   :-[ :-[ ;D ;D

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  ;)

Toooooo much  information. :-?  

;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Proz on 11 October 2008, 15:01:38
Nice one  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Tony H on 11 October 2008, 15:25:49
 :o Thats one hell of a trouser burp if yur B&Q is as big as the one near us!
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 October 2008, 17:22:55
My Grans good at those.

We say see squeaks as she walks, stops walking, stops sqeaking.

Bless her, she is 98 in April.
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Jimbob on 11 October 2008, 18:51:23
Hark, I have a challenger   :-[
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 19:08:05
Bet your face was a picture as you picked up the pace and your "target" got nearer ( yet soooo far )  :o
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: amigov6 on 11 October 2008, 19:21:13
Leaving Morries a while ago via the revolving door i was alone in the compartment & let one go i'd been baking for a while. Folk were crowding ready to get in with their empty trolleys.
    I smiled to myself happy in the knowledge they were trapped in my fog for a few seconds & beat a hasty retreat!!!!!!!!! 8-)
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: mars on 11 October 2008, 19:44:37
A bloke at the bar in my local had let a couple off to everyones disgust. I let a silent but deadly one go and everyone blamed him although he protested he was not to blame for that one ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: STMO123 on 11 October 2008, 20:09:55
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1218932368


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: LaserLance on 11 October 2008, 20:17:44
as long as you dont let rip like this guy i wouldnt worry ....http://www.mrmethane.com/fart-video-downloads/ ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 October 2008, 20:20:08
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walked from 1 end of b&q to the other, very very fast, to get to the toilet, fluttered the whole distance, at least 150feet. a few heads turned i can tell yers. was a great relief to get rid of the unwanted air too.   :-[ :-[ ;D ;D

didnt realise bubble and sqeak was that powerful  ;)

You should save gas, not waste it!!  :o :o :o :o Next time bottle it! ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: amigov6 on 11 October 2008, 20:48:45
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1218932368


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D I really want the black coffee mug on his desk. It's got ME written all over it!!!   Guy.
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 11 October 2008, 21:35:00
I had a couple of jars last night.

Today, one hour into a 4 hour train ride (twin carriage job) - I need to go NOW!

Walk along carriage, to loo - out of order. Thank the lord there was another one... I thought my heart was going to skip a beat for a minute, there's no way I'd have lasted another 3 hours ;D ;D
Title: Re: longest bout of flatulance ever
Post by: Tony H on 11 October 2008, 23:00:10
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Leaving Morries a while ago via the revolving door i was alone in the compartment & let one go i'd been baking for a while. Folk were crowding ready to get in with their empty trolleys.
    I smiled to myself happy in the knowledge they were trapped in my fog for a few seconds & beat a hasty retreat!!!!!!!!! 8-)
;D ;D ;D :y