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Title: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 09:53:51
Ok, simple game - Make three statements about your self, 2 true and one a lie, and the rest can guess which is which

1. My real first name is Jean Paul

2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"

3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: psychnurse on 11 October 2008, 09:57:41
I am losing weight

I am very attractive

I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian


 :P ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 October 2008, 10:06:18
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I am losing weight

I am very attractive

I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian


 :P ;D

Welcome back Psychnurse!! :y :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 10:14:28
1.  I have never been in trouble with the UK police

2.   I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds

3.  I watch Will and Grace

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 10:18:30
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1.  I have never been in trouble with the UK police

2.   I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds

3.  I watch Will and Grace

 ::) ::) ::)

1. is the Lie
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 10:21:22
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1.  I have never been in trouble with the UK police

2.   I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds

3.  I watch Will and Grace

 ::) ::) ::)

1. is the Lie

Nope!  Goody two shoes me...... ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 10:23:18
Please be number 3 then!
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:26:44
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Ok, simple game - Make three statements about your self, 2 true and one a lie, and the rest can guess which is which

1. My real first name is Jean Paul

2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"

3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell


Got to be 1
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:27:30
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I am losing weight

I am very attractive

I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian


 :P ;D

2nd one all the way -- no offence, but you are just soooo not my type  :D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 10:28:12
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Please be number 3 then!

3rd time lucky!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I think its hilarious but then I have quite a few gay friends through the wife, who works for an airline, 2 of our friends are just like jack!   :D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 10:28:37
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1. My real first name is Jean Paul

2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"

3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell


Got to be 1

Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:31:24
1. I am related to Prince William

2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population

3. I am a champion longbowman
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 10:31:45
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Quote
Quote

1. My real first name is Jean Paul

2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"

3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell


Got to be 1

Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)

No. 2
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:32:56
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1.  I have never been in trouble with the UK police

2.   I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds

3.  I watch Will and Grace

 ::) ::) ::)


3 ?? :D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 10:33:45
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1. I am related to Prince William

2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population

3. I am a champion longbowman

No 1 or No 2, cos they dont go together!  ;D ;D ;D

.....hmmmmmm No .......... 1 is the lie
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 10:34:15
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1. I am related to Prince William

2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population

3. I am a champion longbowman

Number 3.
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:36:48
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1. I am related to Prince William

2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population

3. I am a champion longbowman

No 1 or No 2, cos they dont go together!  ;D ;D ;D

.....hmmmmmm No .......... 1 is the lie

Could be ... might not be  ;)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:37:31
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1. I am related to Prince William

2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population

3. I am a champion longbowman

Number 3.

Hmmm .. I wonder  ::)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 10:39:44
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Quote
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1. My real first name is Jean Paul

2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"

3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell


Got to be 1

Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)

No. 2


A couple more guesses and I'll fess up which is a lie
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 10:54:19
OK --- never touched a longbow in my life  :)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: psychnurse on 11 October 2008, 11:00:18
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I am losing weight

I am very attractive

I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian


 :P ;D

2nd one all the way -- no offence, but you are just soooo not my type  :D



LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 11:02:03
I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use

I'm never going back to Sardinia

& I have never stepped foot in Romainia


 ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 11:07:43
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use

I'm never going back to Sardinia

& I have never stepped foot in Romainia


 ;D

Good name for a career in photography  ::)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 11:14:42
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use

I'm never going back to Sardinia

& I have never stepped foot in Romainia


 ;D

Good name for a career in photography  ::)

Didnt fit very well with my past carrer of technical force application to the unruly :)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Dusty on 11 October 2008, 12:55:46
1. I am married to a member of OOF

2. I have taken my advanced driving test

3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66

 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 12:59:22
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1. I am married to a member of OOF

2. I have taken my advanced driving test

3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66

 :-* :-* :-*


Number 2 is the lie
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 11 October 2008, 13:04:04
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1. I am married to a member of OOF

2. I have taken my advanced driving test

3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66

 :-* :-* :-*


Number 2 is the lie

Number 3 is the lie, or more a dream I bet  :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Dusty on 11 October 2008, 13:06:23
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1. I am married to a member of OOF

2. I have taken my advanced driving test

3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66

 :-* :-* :-*






Number 2 is the lie

 :o :o :o I'm shocked that you found out so quickly  :P :P
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Dusty on 11 October 2008, 13:08:26
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Quote
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1. I am married to a member of OOF

2. I have taken my advanced driving test

3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66

 :-* :-* :-*


Number 2 is the lie

Number 3 is the lie, or more a dream I bet  :y

Nope although I was only 8 at the time ;)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 13:21:55
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use

I'm never going back to Sardinia

& I have never stepped foot in Romainia


 ;D

Good name for a career in photography  ::)

Didnt fit very well with my past carrer of technical force application to the unruly :)

Yeees -- I can see that !

Mind you -- it could be worse -- one of my forebears was stuck with Odo as a moniker
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: sir moanalot on 11 October 2008, 13:22:44

1) i used to be a male model

2) i have served in the gulf, n Ireland, Bosnia and Cyprus.

3) i have never been on a big fair ride.

 ;)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 13:25:12
Ummmm -- will pop for 3 !
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 11 October 2008, 13:28:14
1.I have taken flying lessons ...but do not have a PPL.

2.I have a full head of hair.

3.I'am 29years old.
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: M16 on 11 October 2008, 13:42:22
1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: sir moanalot on 11 October 2008, 13:55:22
correct HC !!
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 11 October 2008, 13:57:43
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1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer

Number 3
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Richie London on 11 October 2008, 14:07:35
1. i once had sex with 3 women in 1 night in bournemouth
2. ive never paid a fine
3. i have only ever sold 1 car ive owned.

 ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 19:11:03
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1. i once had sex with 3 women in 1 night in bournemouth
2. ive never paid a fine
3. i have only ever sold 1 car ive owned.

 ;) ;D ;D ;D


Erm ..... 1 ... possibly --- does dreaming count ???  :P
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Bandit127 on 11 October 2008, 19:42:37
1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 October 2008, 19:50:21
1.  A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar)  flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy

2.  I am a 1970s super model

3.  A ghost has passed through a car I once drove

 :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 October 2008, 19:57:10
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1.  A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar)  flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy

2.  I am a 1970s super model

3.  A ghost has passed through a car I once drove

 :y

Hello Twiggy, saw you on telly the other nite. ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: HolyCount on 11 October 2008, 20:14:58
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1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...

I married one !!!!!
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 11 October 2008, 20:18:11
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1.  A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar)  flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy

2.  I am a 1970s super model

3.  A ghost has passed through a car I once drove

 :y

Hello Twiggy, saw you on telly the other nite. ;D ;D :y

Recognition at last! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Bandit127 on 11 October 2008, 20:41:30
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1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...

I married one !!!!!
I didn't. Couldn't compete with the 'hairy arsed' ice hockey playing biker that was batting for the other side.

Lie spotted - we weren't engaged.  :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: M16 on 11 October 2008, 21:09:33
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1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer

Number 3
Correct
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Jay w on 12 October 2008, 01:20:40
1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 October 2008, 01:49:32
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted

number 3
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 October 2008, 01:55:29
1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 October 2008, 02:15:04
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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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Wake up!! :o :o  You are dreaming again Skuntie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 10:16:49
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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.

Number 3
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 10:22:02
3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Banjax on 12 October 2008, 14:35:32
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1.  A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar)  flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy

2.  I am a 1970s super model

3.  A ghost has passed through a car I once drove

 :y

once you have eliminated the impossible, whats left, no matter how improbable must be the truth!  -sherlock holmes

a ghost didn't pass through your car Lizzie - they don't exist :y :y

so number 3 is a lie!!!!

am i right?
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Banjax on 12 October 2008, 14:40:53
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story  :o :o
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 14:47:32
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story  :o :o

lol

normal rules apply - after 4 guesses I'll fess up :)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 12 October 2008, 15:39:33
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story  :o :o

No3 is the lie  :y

I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 15:44:45
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story  :o :o

No3 is the lie  :y

I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination!  ;D ;D ;D

2 more people to guess and the truth will out...
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 12 October 2008, 15:47:03
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story  :o :o

No3 is the lie  :y

I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination!  ;D ;D ;D

2 more people to guess and the truth will out...

Come on!  Anyone just guess!   The suspense is killing me! ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Martin_1962 on 12 October 2008, 16:13:23
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


3 - you don't have a Landrover
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 16:21:01
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3 more from me :)


1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


3 - you don't have a Landrover

I have had a few...

oh and BTW

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 17:06:00
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Come on!  Anyone just guess!   The suspense is killing me! ;D ;D


Looks like this is going to the grave with me :p
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Bandit127 on 12 October 2008, 18:20:53
No. 1 - the girl was Russian.
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 18:21:32
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.

Well thats the 4 guesses :)
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 12 October 2008, 18:24:25
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.

Well thats the 4 guesses :)

and........
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 18:40:20
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me


Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 October 2008, 18:49:51
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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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Wake up!! :o :o  You are dreaming again Skuntie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)


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1.  I have driven a car at over 190 mph

2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up

3.  I am buying a Lotus Carlton.

Number 3


Well done guys......... but it could still happen. ::) :y
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Jay w on 12 October 2008, 18:51:53
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted

number 3

Nope  ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
Post by: Jay w on 12 October 2008, 18:53:41
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me


[/quote]

you have some strange friends.....
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
Post by: Gaffers on 12 October 2008, 18:56:06
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn

2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22

3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"


I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to

As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church

So that leaves finding nemo...

(Be warned sexual story below)

~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says

"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"

So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.

Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...

Hard core Germen porn  :o

She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says

"You know what I want to do now???"

So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)

"What do you want to do..."

"Watch another movie"
She says,

So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...

it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...

I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...

Next day she say's to me

"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"


So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me




pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie & a NSFW tale
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 19:11:57
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pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs!  ;D ;D ;D


I think there are laws against that !
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Martin_1962 on 12 October 2008, 19:16:42
1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: JonArgraig on 12 October 2008, 19:19:19
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega


I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...

I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Martin_1962 on 12 October 2008, 19:25:19
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert

2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo

3) I have written off one Omega


I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...

I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin

Try again!

http://www.martinimber.co.uk/beta.htm
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Gaffers on 12 October 2008, 19:28:57
number 3
Title: Re: 2 Truth's and Lie
Post by: Martin_1962 on 12 October 2008, 19:32:42
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number 3


3 of them actually - my first 2.0 GLS due to lack of sleep, MV6 due to oil on the road and my current is Cat C due to the bump!