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Ok, simple game - Make three statements about your self, 2 true and one a lie, and the rest can guess which is which
1. My real first name is Jean Paul
2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"
3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
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I am losing weight
I am very attractive
I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian
:P ;D
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I am losing weight
I am very attractive
I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian
:P ;D
Welcome back Psychnurse!! :y :y
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1. I have never been in trouble with the UK police
2. I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds
3. I watch Will and Grace
::) ::) ::)
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1. I have never been in trouble with the UK police
2. I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds
3. I watch Will and Grace
::) ::) ::)
1. is the Lie
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1. I have never been in trouble with the UK police
2. I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds
3. I watch Will and Grace
::) ::) ::)
1. is the Lie
Nope! Goody two shoes me...... ;D ;D ;D
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Please be number 3 then!
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Ok, simple game - Make three statements about your self, 2 true and one a lie, and the rest can guess which is which
1. My real first name is Jean Paul
2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"
3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
Got to be 1
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I am losing weight
I am very attractive
I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian
:P ;D
2nd one all the way -- no offence, but you are just soooo not my type :D
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Please be number 3 then!
3rd time lucky! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I think its hilarious but then I have quite a few gay friends through the wife, who works for an airline, 2 of our friends are just like jack! :D
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1. My real first name is Jean Paul
2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"
3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
Got to be 1
Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)
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1. I am related to Prince William
2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population
3. I am a champion longbowman
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1. My real first name is Jean Paul
2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"
3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
Got to be 1
Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)
No. 2
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1. I have never been in trouble with the UK police
2. I was once arrested at US customs for carrying a bag of sunflower seeds
3. I watch Will and Grace
::) ::) ::)
3 ?? :D
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1. I am related to Prince William
2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population
3. I am a champion longbowman
No 1 or No 2, cos they dont go together! ;D ;D ;D
.....hmmmmmm No .......... 1 is the lie
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1. I am related to Prince William
2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population
3. I am a champion longbowman
Number 3.
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1. I am related to Prince William
2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population
3. I am a champion longbowman
No 1 or No 2, cos they dont go together! ;D ;D ;D
.....hmmmmmm No .......... 1 is the lie
Could be ... might not be ;)
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1. I am related to Prince William
2. I have an IQ in the top 2% of the population
3. I am a champion longbowman
Number 3.
Hmmm .. I wonder ::)
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1. My real first name is Jean Paul
2. I had/have a arrest warrent outstanding in Sardinia for "Borrowing a yatch"
3. I once spent the night in Romanian Police cell
Got to be 1
Maybe, Lets get some more guesses in :)
No. 2
A couple more guesses and I'll fess up which is a lie
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OK --- never touched a longbow in my life :)
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I am losing weight
I am very attractive
I am half mongolian and half Maldiovian
:P ;D
2nd one all the way -- no offence, but you are just soooo not my type :D
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use
I'm never going back to Sardinia
& I have never stepped foot in Romainia
;D
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use
I'm never going back to Sardinia
& I have never stepped foot in Romainia
;D
Good name for a career in photography ::)
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use
I'm never going back to Sardinia
& I have never stepped foot in Romainia
;D
Good name for a career in photography ::)
Didnt fit very well with my past carrer of technical force application to the unruly :)
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1. I am married to a member of OOF
2. I have taken my advanced driving test
3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66
:-* :-* :-*
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1. I am married to a member of OOF
2. I have taken my advanced driving test
3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66
:-* :-* :-*
Number 2 is the lie
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1. I am married to a member of OOF
2. I have taken my advanced driving test
3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66
:-* :-* :-*
Number 2 is the lie
Number 3 is the lie, or more a dream I bet :y
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1. I am married to a member of OOF
2. I have taken my advanced driving test
3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66
:-* :-* :-*
Number 2 is the lie
:o :o :o I'm shocked that you found out so quickly :P :P
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1. I am married to a member of OOF
2. I have taken my advanced driving test
3. I travelled all the way across America on the famous Route 66
:-* :-* :-*
Number 2 is the lie
Number 3 is the lie, or more a dream I bet :y
Nope although I was only 8 at the time ;)
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I've got a dodgy first name, that I never use
I'm never going back to Sardinia
& I have never stepped foot in Romainia
;D
Good name for a career in photography ::)
Didnt fit very well with my past carrer of technical force application to the unruly :)
Yeees -- I can see that !
Mind you -- it could be worse -- one of my forebears was stuck with Odo as a moniker
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1) i used to be a male model
2) i have served in the gulf, n Ireland, Bosnia and Cyprus.
3) i have never been on a big fair ride.
;)
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Ummmm -- will pop for 3 !
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1.I have taken flying lessons ...but do not have a PPL.
2.I have a full head of hair.
3.I'am 29years old.
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1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer
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correct HC !!
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1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer
Number 3
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1. i once had sex with 3 women in 1 night in bournemouth
2. ive never paid a fine
3. i have only ever sold 1 car ive owned.
;) ;D ;D ;D
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1. i once had sex with 3 women in 1 night in bournemouth
2. ive never paid a fine
3. i have only ever sold 1 car ive owned.
;) ;D ;D ;D
Erm ..... 1 ... possibly --- does dreaming count ??? :P
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1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...
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1. A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar) flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy
2. I am a 1970s super model
3. A ghost has passed through a car I once drove
:y
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1. A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar) flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy
2. I am a 1970s super model
3. A ghost has passed through a car I once drove
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Hello Twiggy, saw you on telly the other nite. ;D ;D :y
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1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...
I married one !!!!!
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1. A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar) flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy
2. I am a 1970s super model
3. A ghost has passed through a car I once drove
:y
Hello Twiggy, saw you on telly the other nite. ;D ;D :y
Recognition at last! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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1. I have had 17 points on my license without being banned, all convictions less than 3 years old.
2. I got let off by the police for laying a railway sleeper across the main Paddington to Bristol railway line which got run over and reported by a sressed train driver. Luckily the train didn't derail with major loss of life and I didn't get put away for terrorism.
3. I too was engaged to a lesbian. It's not the fantasy you see on telly guys...
I married one !!!!!
I didn't. Couldn't compete with the 'hairy arsed' ice hockey playing biker that was batting for the other side.
Lie spotted - we weren't engaged. :y
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1 - I have had over 90 warnings about speeding but no convictions
2- I was engaged to a lesbian
3- I am a professional photographer
Number 3
Correct
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted
number 3
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1. I have driven a car at over 190 mph
2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up
3. I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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1. I have driven a car at over 190 mph
2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up
3. I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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Wake up!! :o :o You are dreaming again Skuntie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
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1. I have driven a car at over 190 mph
2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up
3. I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
Number 3
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
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1. A P51 Mustang (like the one in Sir Moanalots avatar) flew over my garagetoday as I was working on the miggy
2. I am a 1970s super model
3. A ghost has passed through a car I once drove
:y
once you have eliminated the impossible, whats left, no matter how improbable must be the truth! -sherlock holmes
a ghost didn't pass through your car Lizzie - they don't exist :y :y
so number 3 is a lie!!!!
am i right?
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story :o :o
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story :o :o
lol
normal rules apply - after 4 guesses I'll fess up :)
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story :o :o
No3 is the lie :y
I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination! ;D ;D ;D
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story :o :o
No3 is the lie :y
I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination! ;D ;D ;D
2 more people to guess and the truth will out...
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
number 1 is the lie Jean-Paul! altho i hope its true - cos i want to hear the story :o :o
No3 is the lie :y
I too want no 1 to be true with an explaination! ;D ;D ;D
2 more people to guess and the truth will out...
Come on! Anyone just guess! The suspense is killing me! ;D ;D
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
3 - you don't have a Landrover
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3 more from me :)
1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
3 - you don't have a Landrover
I have had a few...
oh and BTW
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
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Come on! Anyone just guess! The suspense is killing me! ;D ;D
Looks like this is going to the grave with me :p
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.
Well thats the 4 guesses :)
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No. 1 - the girl was Russian.
Well thats the 4 guesses :)
and........
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to
As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church
So that leaves finding nemo...
(Be warned sexual story below)
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Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says
"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"
So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.
Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...
Hard core Germen porn :o
She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says
"You know what I want to do now???"
So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)
"What do you want to do..."
"Watch another movie"
She says,
So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...
it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...
I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...
Next day she say's to me
"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"
So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me
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1. I have driven a car at over 190 mph
2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up
3. I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
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Wake up!! :o :o You are dreaming again Skuntie ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;)
1. I have driven a car at over 190 mph
2. I was chased by a cop car as I was doing 125 Mph and it couldnt keep up
3. I am buying a Lotus Carlton.
Number 3
Well done guys......... but it could still happen. ::) :y
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1) i have had to be resuscitated 3 times
2) I was told at the age of 21 i could not have kids
3) i have been caught in excess of 100 mph and not been prosecuted
number 3
Nope ;D
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to
As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church
So that leaves finding nemo...
(Be warned sexual story below)
~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says
"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"
So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.
Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...
Hard core Germen porn :o
She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the, her hand in mine and says
"You know what I want to do now???"
So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)
"What do you want to do..."
"Watch another movie"
She says,
So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...
it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...
I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...
Next day she say's to me
"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"
So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me
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you have some strange friends.....
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1. I can not watch "Finding Nemo" due to a incident with a Estonia girl and hard core porn
2. I didn't start drinking till I was 22
3. I'm member of the "Landover Baptist Church"
I didnt drink till the age of 22, never wanted to
As funny as there website is, I'm not a member of the Landover Baptist Church
So that leaves finding nemo...
(Be warned sexual story below)
~~~~~~~~~~ Wavey lines as we go back in time ~~~~~~~~~~~
Many years ago I was chasing after a Estonian girl at the Hotel I worked at, any way after months of hard work one night she says
"Would you like to come to mine & watch a romantic movie?"
So expecting "Love actualy" or some thing along thouse lines, I went along.
Pella, sticks on a DVD and makes her self comfortable on the sofa laying over me and the file starts...
Hard core Germen porn :o
She's watching the film and really enjoying it, Now I'm a little shocked as she always came across as really shy. any way the film endded and she looks me in the eye, her hand in mine and says
"You know what I want to do now???"
So, been a gent I say (rather than what I was thinking)
"What do you want to do..."
"Watch another movie"
She says,
So I'm ok with that, maybe this is this girls way, any way I'm cool with it. till she jumps up, goes up to the TV and she sticks another DVD in, cuddles up to me and press play...
it was Finding Nemo, you try watching a film like that whilst at "Elevated Alert"...
I left hers about 5am totaly head mashed...
Next day she say's to me
"You passed, your not like most guys, you stopped and watched my best film, I like you"
So there you go, Disney films are ruined for me
pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs! ;D ;D ;D
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pmsl @ the thought of Jon getting a stiffy watching Snow White and the Seven dwarfs! ;D ;D ;D
I think there are laws against that !
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert
2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo
3) I have written off one Omega
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert
2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo
3) I have written off one Omega
I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...
I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin
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1) I am mentioned on an LP insert
2) I own a Beta VCR with NICAM stereo
3) I have written off one Omega
I know number 2 are real, number 1 is crazy enough to be true and 3 I have no idea...
I'll go with 2, think its a red herrin
Try again!
http://www.martinimber.co.uk/beta.htm
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number 3
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number 3
3 of them actually - my first 2.0 GLS due to lack of sleep, MV6 due to oil on the road and my current is Cat C due to the bump!