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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 13 October 2008, 19:40:34
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An old boy in his nineties had worked for the golf club all his lfe. He was on his deathbed and he called his wife to bring an old shoe box that he'd always kept on top of the wardrobe. She tottered over, stood shakily on a chair and brought down the box. When she opened it she discovered 2 golf balls and about £300 pounds in cash. She asked him what it was all about. Well he quavered, every time I was unfaithful to you during our marriage I put a ball in the box. At first she was taken aback but then she thought, well goodness me, we've been married for seventy years and even I had the odd crush during that time. She says I forgive you, now tell me about this money? Well, he says, every time I got 3 balls I took them down the pro shop and got a quid for them!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D.Funny. :-* :-*
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I know a similar one...
A young couple make an agreement that each time one of them is unfaithful, the guilty party will place one bean in his/her piggy bank. On their 60th anniversary, they decide to open the piggy banks. The wife is happy to see that the husband has only 3 beans in his. When the wife's piggy bank is opened, it is empty. The surprised husband asks his wife how come there are no beans in the piggy bank. The wife replies: 'Well do you remember the great recession after the war? When there was no food to be found? Yet you had bean soup for dinner every day?'