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Title: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jay w on 15 October 2008, 08:30:37
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html

i didn't do too well

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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 91 Potential fine: £7500

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed

but i haven't done anything.....honest m'lord  :-[
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Elite Pete on 15 October 2008, 08:38:33
No comment ::)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Welung666 on 15 October 2008, 08:39:28
Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

 ;D ;D See you on the cell block Jay :y
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: HerefordElite on 15 October 2008, 08:45:15
27 years - what a saint ;)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jimbob on 15 October 2008, 08:50:06
Im not too bad...

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jay w on 15 October 2008, 08:50:22
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Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

 ;D ;D See you on the cell block Jay :y

wayhey....someone worse than me....i feel redeemed now  :y
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Entwood on 15 October 2008, 08:59:15
29 years £2000  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: HolyCount on 15 October 2008, 09:00:11
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Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 73 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Not too bad  ::)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Kevin Wood on 15 October 2008, 09:24:01
Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000


 :-X
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: STMO123 on 15 October 2008, 09:31:29
Hmmm.........91 years, £7500 fine.
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 15 October 2008, 09:41:11
72 years - £2000 fine.
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: waspy on 15 October 2008, 10:04:37
26.5 years & no fine ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 15 October 2008, 10:05:56
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Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £5000


 :-X

Kevin,
you are an angel compared to me ;D

prison : 47 fine :9500  ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Plomien on 15 October 2008, 10:11:39
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Vmax on 15 October 2008, 10:11:43
21.3 years £7500 Fine  :D :o
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 October 2008, 10:22:37
5.5 years no fine.

 ::)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: JueV6 on 15 October 2008, 10:49:09
OOOOps

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500


This would make the 98 years worthwhile
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/juedu2/ScreenHunter_01Oct151055.jpg)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 15 October 2008, 10:56:54
Oh dear, am too much of a goody two shoes

Years in prison: 0 fines 0


Oh well, always said I wasn't expensive to keep lolol

And u have to be caught for it to count :P

Pfft to admin so there (altered the results)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: feeutfo on 15 October 2008, 11:31:06
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OOOOps

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500


This would make the 98 years worthwhile
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/juedu2/ScreenHunter_01Oct151055.jpg)
yeah that tickled me too...16 years and £7000 fine :o doesnt take much does it... ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jay w on 15 October 2008, 11:37:26
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Oh dear, am too much of a goody two shoes

Years in prison: 147 Potential fine: £38,958.99p


Oh well, always said I wasn't expensive to keep lolol

And u have to be caught for it to count :P

 :o :o :o

i won't even start to imagine what you admitted to......

and you looked so innocent at newent as well  ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Entwood on 15 October 2008, 11:57:34
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Oh dear, am too much of a goody two shoes

Years in prison: 147 Potential fine: £38,958.99p


Oh well, always said I wasn't expensive to keep lolol

And u have to be caught for it to count :P


Odd how that has seemed to change in the last hour or so ....  you daren't leave the forum for long do you ..  ?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: The Red Baron on 15 October 2008, 12:10:28
29.5 years in prison.  £7000. fine. not too bad eh.  :D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Richie London on 15 October 2008, 12:21:45
111 yrs, 7000 fine.  :) :) my mum always tells people im a good boy, now i know its true  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jim on 15 October 2008, 12:22:46


Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0 [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=rolleyes.gif]
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Richie London on 15 October 2008, 12:27:58
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Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0 [smiley=happy.gif] [smiley=rolleyes.gif]

what did you get the 0.5 for, scrumping  ;D ;D ;D.
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: hp7166 on 15 October 2008, 12:29:25
36.5 Years in Prison
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Bo Bo on 15 October 2008, 12:35:30
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £7000
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Varche on 15 October 2008, 12:53:53
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 18 Potential fine: £5000

I've been fitted up! ;D ;D

varche
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Martin_1962 on 15 October 2008, 12:59:06
Did an experiment and all things ticked =

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: psychnurse on 15 October 2008, 13:06:02
1 year in the clink and 5k fine

Not too bad!  ;)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 15 October 2008, 13:09:56
Yes Entwood I quite agree.., just can't trust some cheeky admin folks lol
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: zirk on 15 October 2008, 13:10:21
98 years, and £9500.  :o
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Danny on 15 October 2008, 16:36:24
Years in prison: 40.5 Potential fine: £7000
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: f13platform on 15 October 2008, 17:11:51
Years in prison: 97.5 Potential fine: £4500

 ;D :o
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Big Bri on 15 October 2008, 17:27:52
potential 5yrs prison and £2000 fine question no 25 is a bit worrying  ever shot anyone with bow and arrow  :o i wont be going to chester ever its legal to shoot a welsh person with bow and arrow inside walls after midnight  :D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: sir moanalot on 15 October 2008, 17:37:41
34 years in nick and £9500 fine :y
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: daz_38 on 15 October 2008, 17:55:56
wow 22 years  9.500 fine
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jay w on 15 October 2008, 17:59:14
it's good to see we are all pretty much the same level of dodgyness  ;D ;D ;D

i've noticed the admins havent 'fessed up' yet  ;)

correction - Mr DTM will be released about 20 years before me  ;D ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: MikeDundee on 15 October 2008, 18:19:14
Well I got 14 years and a potential fine of £7500 :-X ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 15 October 2008, 18:28:09
And I thought I was always a goody goody, a sweet harmless thing............

"Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 11 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed."

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

  
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: tyreburner on 15 October 2008, 18:51:33
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

OOPS i answered honestley aswell  :-[ :-[
Dont let the mrs see though  ::) ::)
With that long in jail would  you give a s**t about the fine though?????

Mick

Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 October 2008, 19:09:57
Years in prison: 21.5 Potential fine: £5000   :-[ :-[
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Albatross on 15 October 2008, 19:32:13
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:


Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £7500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Mmmm
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 15 October 2008, 19:39:31
108 years ....£9500 fine...pretty average? :y :y
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Leomas on 15 October 2008, 19:49:52
Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £2000


Wow what a boring life I've led
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Lazydocker on 15 October 2008, 20:43:25
101 Years and £5000 fine  :o ::) ::)

Better be careful methinks :D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: amigov6 on 15 October 2008, 21:15:00
I'll pay my 7k upon my release in 61 yrs time your honour. :D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Vamps on 15 October 2008, 21:27:00
 ;D ;D ;D

  
  
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


 :P :P :P
  
 
 
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Dazzler on 15 October 2008, 21:32:15
26 years but zero fine..........not too bad me thinks
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: TheBoy on 15 October 2008, 21:37:25
Years in prison: 41 Potential fine: £7000
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 15 October 2008, 21:38:35
44 years and £5000 fine......looks like i`d better learn how to not shower or at least not bend over in the shower.... :D :D :D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Vamps on 15 October 2008, 21:54:21
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44 years and £5000 fine......looks like i`d better learn how to not shower or at least not bend over in the shower.... :D :D :D

 :o :o :o :o And you in the Security business ::) ::) ::) wait till the gang at McDonalds hear the news ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Del Boy on 15 October 2008, 22:18:34
44 years £7000 fine.
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: jimbobmccoy on 15 October 2008, 23:09:17
wow. 131 years, £7000 and the bit that chuffed me the most was the potential death penalty.

all in before 26 too!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 16 October 2008, 03:59:07
The coppers will never catch me on my new(2nd hand police jobbie) segway.......(plus its still got the blue strobes and a siren on it  ;D ;D) not that i would ever use em  ::) ::) i`ll post a pic when i can.... 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: how dodgy are you???
Post by: Jay w on 16 October 2008, 08:23:52
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The coppers will never catch me on my new(2nd hand police jobbie) segway.......(plus its still got the blue strobes and a siren on it  ;D ;D) not that i would ever use em  ::) ::) i`ll post a pic when i can.... 8-) 8-)


oh now this i have got to see