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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: holtender on 25 October 2008, 00:02:29
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I received this today and thoought it was very good
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EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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All of these are so true :y :y
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How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear helmets?
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teflon, very good. ;D
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
;D ;D ;D ;D TPMS
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Lemon juice & catfood! Life's full of ironies. 8-)
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Why don't they make synthetic hair balls for ceramic cats.
Why do people walk up/down escalators
Jordan and Peter Andre,just, WHY!!!!!!!
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I received this today and thoought it was very good
......................................................................
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair,but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Were on earth did you get that from?? ::) ::) ::) Mouth open when putting on lipstick, yes, but mascara? :-? :-?
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why when you loose something its usually where you last left it?
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Funny and true. Well most of it. :-* :-* :-*
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Very good :y :y