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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Chopsdad on 20 December 2006, 22:41:45
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All because I never invited her up for Christmas Day! :-[
On Sunday MIL came up north with a pre-cooked xmas dinner. Nice eh? :)
I prefer chicken so that's what we had. Still nice eh? :)
I'm a breast man so got the white meat & they had the wings & brown meat. Wow a tripple? :)
Then bugger me my 10 year old gets out of bed and shouts for Huey at 10pm & again at 12pm (don't know why she thought she'd find him on her bedroom carpet though)
Then I'm up at 1am and 4am still looking for him in the bog - but no show.
So the missus gives him a yell at 6am.
And finally my wee bairn gets up at 7am with puke in her hair - and cleaning her and the cot sets the missus off again. 4 sick within 12 hours - had to be food poisoning from the chicken!
So we phoned them to see if they were ok and yes no problems at all :o
A story should always have a twist - 2 days later they went out with friends for a meal. MIL woke at 3am feeling sick - but couldn't get in the bathroom cos her friend was already there so ran into the garden and whist she was spraying the foliage FIL got out the hosepipe to wash it all away!
Mills and Boon couldn't make this shit up!
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
Thanks for the invite chops, but whereabouts :y
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
Thanks for the invite chops, but whereabouts :y
[smiley=lolk.gif] I was thinking of my local Chinese - even though they've massively hiked the all you can eat in 6 hours on Chrismas Day from £5.50 to ..... £6.50. Seems fair enough to me. :y
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
Thanks for the invite chops, but whereabouts :y
[smiley=lolk.gif] I was thinking of my local Chinese - even though they've massively hiked the all you can eat in 6 hours on Chrismas Day from £5.50 to ..... £6.50. Seems fair enough to me. :y
Cambridge is doable but not Carlisle, invited to ma mates for crimbo dinner, sis comin down fea dundee fir new year, should be good :y
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
Thanks for the invite chops, but whereabouts :y
[smiley=lolk.gif] I was thinking of my local Chinese - even though they've massively hiked the all you can eat in 6 hours on Chrismas Day from £5.50 to ..... £6.50. Seems fair enough to me. :y
Cambridge is doable but not Carlisle, invited to ma mates for crimbo dinner, sis comin down fea dundee fir new year, should be good :y
I could ask the MIL to plate you a dinner up and you could pop up an collect it - chicken chuck ok? :P
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Nothing to do with all the chocolate after dinner, booz, whisky, wine, don't mix. :'(...Anyway at least the MIL's plans did'nt work or you would'nt have been able to do this post.........have you apologised to MIL :) ;D
Hell no and she's still banned! :P
Come on chops it christmas time.......are u sure your cooker is'nt faulty?, and wots the missus sayin aboot it :-/
We've been dumped - she's off to see her son, already planned cos we usually go skiing at Chrismas and as he's in Cambridge and we're in Carlisle we're meeting up for New Year - and we're going out - my treat - I insist ;D
Thanks for the invite chops, but whereabouts :y
[smiley=lolk.gif] I was thinking of my local Chinese - even though they've massively hiked the all you can eat in 6 hours on Chrismas Day from £5.50 to ..... £6.50. Seems fair enough to me. :y
Cambridge is doable but not Carlisle, invited to ma mates for crimbo dinner, sis comin down fea dundee fir new year, should be good :y
I could ask the MIL to plate you a dinner up and you could pop up an collect it - chicken chuck ok? :P
Mmmmm.....chicken chuck?, does it throw that far?..or did you mean chicken puke ;D