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Title: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: CaptainZok on 28 October 2008, 21:34:35

Apparently fart gas can lower your blood pressure. ;D
clicky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7686911.stm)

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Del Boy on 28 October 2008, 21:37:41

I should have a low blood pressure then  :D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Kieran on 28 October 2008, 21:43:36

Well that is me healthy then ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: unlucky alf on 28 October 2008, 21:46:49

thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Elite Pete on 28 October 2008, 21:48:15

The wife and I were laughing our heads off last night. I was sat on the settee with my legs up and the cat had curled up behing my legs with his head by my arise. I let out a large, loud, smelly fart and the cat lifted his head and looked at me as if to say, you barsteward ::)

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Elite Pete on 28 October 2008, 21:48:52

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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Kieran on 28 October 2008, 21:49:35

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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

Ok strange :D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Del Boy on 28 October 2008, 21:53:35

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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

;D :y

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: waspy on 29 October 2008, 08:42:39

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The wife and I were laughing our heads off last night. I was sat on the settee with my legs up and the cat had curled up behing my legs with his head by my arise. I let out a large, loud, smelly fart and the cat lifted his head and looked at me as if to say, you barsteward ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 29 October 2008, 10:40:36

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thats rubbish, my mrs was sitting on my face the other night & she accidently tore one off & i went beserk ;D ;D

And they say romance is dead. ;D :D :y

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: unlucky alf on 29 October 2008, 12:33:02

maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Elite Pete on 29 October 2008, 12:34:32

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maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y

;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Richie London on 29 October 2008, 15:03:29

my blood pressure must go down to zero after a good roast with lots of sprouts on it, my fav vegetable, ive been bottom burping bad all week, but it sounds great   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: STMO123 on 29 October 2008, 15:36:43

I love it when you all come down to my level  :y  ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: Richie London on 29 October 2008, 15:47:27

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maybe i should have referred to it as a "love puff", it sounds so much more refined  ;) or perhaps a "botty burp" or "the mating call of the winking starfish",,,,you decide :y

;D ;D

that sounds so romantic  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: eddie on 29 October 2008, 15:56:44

I did read a tale whereby a chap on a "diet" of beans and cabbage gassed himself in his sleep........Hang on a minute...Beans,Cabbage...Rubber pipe,Gas conversion........


I think I've Ive solved the energy crisis. :D

eddie

Title: Re: Mr Farty Bum Whistle should be healthy then.
Post by: unlucky alf on 29 October 2008, 15:59:42

& as they say, anal anouncements only smell to help the deaf :y