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Title: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:17:23

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Post your version below ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:18:07

The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:19:03

The boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad,
He rolled it into little balls
And flicked it at his dad.

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:19:40

The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating a tuppenny Walls,
A bit dropped down his trouser leg
And paralysed his balls.

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Vamps on 11 November 2008, 23:20:49

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: SheWhoMustNotBeOUTBID on 11 November 2008, 23:22:44

Definitely need to make it mandatory to book creche services for the boys of OOF at all meets :P

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:27:53

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)

Totally agree Mike, thats why I was hoping you would know some.   ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Vamps on 11 November 2008, 23:31:28

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The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket,
The ball flew down his trouser leg
And hit his middle wicket.

The very old ones are the best..... ::) ::) ::)

Totally agree Mike, thats why I was hoping you would know some.   ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would f..k, is that old enough for you........... :P :P :P :y

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: dieseldean on 11 November 2008, 23:55:22

diesel dean had an omega
it turned out to be wa#k
it had alarm and immobiliser
but some bas#ard emptied its tank
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
true story  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: HolyCount on 12 November 2008, 14:30:46

Little fly upon the wall
Do come down before you fall.
Don't you know that wall's been plastered
Come down here you silly ...fly !

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 November 2008, 14:43:54

TheBoy stood on the burning deck
And said "I told you this rather tractor had a fuel leak!"

 ;)

Kevin

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Auto Addict on 12 November 2008, 15:29:00

TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Kevin Wood on 12 November 2008, 16:24:57

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TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.

;D ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Richie London on 12 November 2008, 17:05:28

         THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK
                   WAITING FOR HIS WIFE,
         SHE WAS IN BED WITH ANOTHER BLOKE
                AND NOW HES LOST HIS LIFE

Title: Re: NWS - The boy stood on the burning deck
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 November 2008, 17:24:12

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TheBoy stood on the burning deck,
Clapping his hands with glee
He'd just set a caravan alight
Now it's time to flee.

Wonder if he was called Jezza Clarkson  ::) ::) ;D ;D