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Title: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:33:29

Daisy, daisy
Give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy with the thought of shagging you.
I can't afford a johnny
A plastic bag will do.
You'll look great
On the sheets
With me on top of you!

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:34:43

Mary, Mary, quite fat and hairy,
Fell down the loo last night,
Someone pulled the chain,
And it started to rain,
And it gave her a terrible fright.

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:35:39

Hickory dicory dock,
My girlfriend sucked my cock,
The clock struck two,
I dumped my glue,
Hickory dickory dock

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 November 2008, 23:41:35

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little baskit.

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 November 2008, 00:58:08

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 November 2008, 00:59:08

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: doog on 12 November 2008, 19:24:28

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Mary had a little lamb
she took it into Wollies
the lamb would not behave itself
so she kicked it in the goolies  :y

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Doug

Title: Re: NWS - Poetry Ryhmes
Post by: Elite Pete on 12 November 2008, 19:47:39

Mary had a bicycle
she rode it back to front
every time the wheel went round
the spoke went up her nose ::)