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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Dave-C on 15 November 2008, 08:18:04
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CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk throughairport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth!
But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.
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Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's
well, often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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DC
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Cant read your Post Dave.
Your Avatar needs resizing due to the recent forum upgrades. :y
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I,m not even gettng any images on the forum at the moment, just tons of red crosses!!!!!!
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Well I can read it Dave, very good ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :y :y
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Well I can read it Dave, very good ;D
Dyslexia cured then ::)........................Very good Dave :y ;D
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Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly fingers ::)
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Confusuis say .... Man who go to bed with hard problem ...wakes up with sticky bed :D :D :D :D
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;D ;D ;D ;D TPMS :y
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Confusuis say .... constipated mathematician work problem out with pencil ;D ;D ouch :y