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Title: ASDA
Post by: STMO123 on 15 November 2008, 19:58:47

I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: Johnboy0811 on 15 November 2008, 20:00:21

LOL That's a good one.  :y

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Post by: Richie London on 15 November 2008, 20:01:46

wicked sod  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 15 November 2008, 20:06:06

Yes, and I can well believe you would. ;D

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Post by: mars on 15 November 2008, 20:06:31

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: MikeDundee on 15 November 2008, 20:08:42

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

Alway knew you never had a heart ;D

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: Dusty on 15 November 2008, 20:30:34

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

What a cruel man to be so nasty to a little old lady. ;D ;D :-*

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: MikeDundee on 15 November 2008, 21:17:30

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

What a cruel man to be so nasty to a little old lady. ;D ;D :-*

Don't believe him ::)...he is really a nice bloke seemingly ;D

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: webby23 on 15 November 2008, 21:19:40

Got a laugh out of us.......!!!!

 ;D

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: Tony H on 15 November 2008, 21:58:38

Sounds about right :)

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Post by: amigov6 on 15 November 2008, 22:42:11

Always a prime example of compassion & decorum. You're an inspiration to us all....ya frickin' gobsh*te!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)

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Post by: Guppy on 16 November 2008, 01:16:12

Nice one  :y :y

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Post by: feeutfo on 16 November 2008, 01:49:39

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

shopping in asda and a writer for Jack Dee...you wont get me in asda, opps that... ;)

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: Dave-C on 16 November 2008, 07:46:26

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

And on a Sunday note...

You'll never meet Saint Peter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: Danny on 16 November 2008, 11:51:52

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

love it, definately gonna use that!!

Title: Re: ASDA
Post by: miggy on 16 November 2008, 18:28:53

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I was at the tills in ASDA the other day with a trolley full. A little old lady was behind me and she only had a pint of milk. I said "Is that all you got love?" "Yes" she said. I said "If I were you I'd f**k off then, cause I'm gonna be ages".

And i bet that is true