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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: JamesV6CDX on 18 November 2008, 01:16:53
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Day 2 - not too bad really, just a bit sore:
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/jamesv6cdx/17112008148.jpg)
Day 3 - starting to hurt a bit, now!
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k205/jamesv6cdx/18112008154.jpg)
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how did you do that and have you had it checked out? :o
keep an eye on it and maybe think about seeing your GP
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ignore me just seen http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1226953480
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I've seen the oher thread but, how did you do it? ::)
I stuck a small screw driver into the palm of my hand one night at work, just below my wedding ring. I stemmed the blood flow & just carried on with a big piece of blue roll wrapped around it ::). Not as bad as other tales of nearly pegging it, but the following day my hand looked like an inflated rubber glove. Saw A+E junior doc who presribed the weakest anti-biotics on the shelf & off I went back home. A few days later when I saw a more senior doctor he wanted to admit me as my had hadn't reallt reduced in size.
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Looks bad.. :-/
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take away the pain but leave the swelling haha :y
Doug
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I can fix that.
Step 1 - Preparation
Purchase one of these:
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
and
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Step 2 - Execution
Put down some towels and drink
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Cut finger off with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and cauterize the damage with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
Step 3 - Completion
Now sit happily in the knowledge that you wont get some horrible super bug or wound up by the incompetence and inefficiency of the NHS.
The plus point is you can keep your finger as a talking point for the pub :y
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I can fix that.
Step 1 - Preparation
Purchase one of these:
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
and
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Step 2 - Execution
Put down some towels and drink
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Cut finger off with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and cauterize the damage with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
Step 3 - Completion
Now sit happily in the knowledge that you wont get some horrible super bug or wound up by the incompetence and inefficiency of the NHS.
The plus point is you can keep your finger as a talking point for the pub :y
now i know what DTM stands for
Decapitate the mank ;D ;D
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I can fix that.
Step 1 - Preparation
Purchase one of these:
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
and
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Step 2 - Execution
Put down some towels and drink
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Cut finger off with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and cauterize the damage with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
Step 3 - Completion
Now sit happily in the knowledge that you wont get some horrible super bug or wound up by the incompetence and inefficiency of the NHS.
The plus point is you can keep your finger as a talking point for the pub :y
;D
please dont cure me doctor ;D :y
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I can fix that.
Step 1 - Preparation
Purchase one of these:
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
and
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Step 2 - Execution
Put down some towels and drink
(http://graphics.asda.com/PRODUCT/28/24/P-1192428-f.gif)
Cut finger off with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/97/p3840197_x.jpg)
and cauterize the damage with
(http://www.screwfix.com/sfd/i/cat/75/p2598475_x.jpg)
Step 3 - Completion
Now sit happily in the knowledge that you wont get some horrible super bug or wound up by the incompetence and inefficiency of the NHS.
The plus point is you can keep your finger as a talking point for the pub :y
Have you been reading old Army Medical Treatment books again? ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Two things sprang to mind
Sir Ranulph Fines (who did a similar thing with a frost bitten finger)
and Les Hope (of Kenny Everitt fame)
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Two things sprang to mind
Sir Ranulph Fines (who did a similar thing with a frost bitten finger)
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In his shed with a hacksaw!!!! :o :o :o
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Mark... supurb... made me laugh :y
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Mark... supurb... made me laugh :y
C'mon then James ...... how did you manage to stab yourself? ::) :y
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Mark... supurb... made me laugh :y
Excellent, thats what it was intended to do :y
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Mark... supurb... made me laugh :y
C'mon then James ...... how did you manage to stab yourself? ::) :y
It's a bite of some sort, I didn't even feel it...
X ray shows no foreign objects in there :-/
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Mark... supurb... made me laugh :y
C'mon then James ...... how did you manage to stab yourself? ::) :y
It's a bite of some sort, I didn't even feel it...
X ray shows no foreign objects in there :-/
A bite!?!? A pity you didn't see the bu66er, at least you might have had the chance to squash it!! ;D
The lline across your finger made it like you'd stabbed yourself! :o