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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 04 December 2008, 19:12:51
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
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unless its the new medication i was given this afternoon, folic acid. im trying to figure out if im pregnant or not. thought them tabs were for preggy women :-?
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
Also make a very good love aid (sex toy) for the thrifty amongst us.
Simply part boil then thread 2/3/4 together (personal preference) using a strong piece of cotton...pop them in and away you go.
Ann summers eat ya heart out. ;)
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
Also make a very good love aid (sex toy) for the thrifty amongst us.
Simply part boil then thread 2/3/4 together (personal preference) using a strong piece of cotton...pop them in and away you go.
Ann summers eat ya heart out. ;)
bit pervy isnt it :o ;D
mind you i took a young lady out once and she said to me "are you kinky or pervy" i said "if you want me to be kinky i'll use the feather, if you want me to be pervy i'll use the whole chicken" ::) ::) ;D ;D
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
You could live in Scotland or Wales so depends on where you are ;)
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make you farrt for england. i admit i had a big plate load but my god im scared i may follow through here if im not careful :-[ :-[ ;D ;D
You could live in Scotland or Wales so depends on where you are ;)
6ft away from the toilet luckily enough ;) ;D ;D
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Probably best to sit on the thunderbox while you eat 'em washed down with onion bhajees & apple juice...
....cut out the middle man!!! :o
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Probably best to sit on the thunderbox while you eat 'em washed down with onion bhajees & apple juice...
....cut out the middle man!!! :o
;D ;D ;D ;D
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No matter how nice your head and mouth think sprouts are, your guts know the truth.
They are a bitter concentration of greenness that are a fluke of the laws of nature. Each one is a whole field of dark green cabbages that has been shrunk - black hole like - in to a 1" diameter.
Your guts are wreaking their revenge on you for you eating these abominations.
IMO ;D
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No matter how nice your head and mouth think sprouts are, your guts know the truth.
They are a bitter concentration of greenness that are a fluke of the laws of nature. Each one is a whole field of dark green cabbages that has been shrunk - black hole like - in to a 1" diameter.
Your guts are wreaking their revenge on you for you eating these abominations.
IMO ;D
....and anyone within smelling range :(
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i like to share it with friends in the pub. thats the kinda guy i am ;D ;D
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Believe it or not, the 'sprout effect' gets worse as you get older. Old peoples arses just let go after sprouts. You have been warned. :-[
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Hhmmmmmm sprouts
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Sprouts cooked to just "al dente" .. never soggy ... then tossed in melted butter and sprinkled with either toasted sesame seeds or sliced almonds..
Luverly .... :y :y :y :y :y :y
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Sprouts "rock" I luv em :y even raw :D
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If you have to let one go on a saturday shop from friday's curry, nip it in, bake it till you get to the womens bits aisle where it always smells nice. Let the silent one go then leg it to the end & look back!!! I used to do this when i was'nt single to save time & money, now i do it just for a laugh. 8-)
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If you have to let one go on a saturday shop from friday's curry, nip it in, bake it till you get to the womens bits aisle where it always smells nice. Let the silent one go then leg it to the end & look back!!! I used to do this when i was'nt single to save time & money, now i do it just for a laugh. 8-)
We must have went to the same school at a different time, stinker!! ;D
Its my favourite game when taken out for draggies round M&S, George, et al when I'd rather be elsewhere. Couple of good 'uns and we are off home, her giving it the thin lips and touching eyebrows....
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Likewise, I like to drop a SBD beside the mrs in a shop and then quietly walk away and leave her to suffer the looks from passers by. ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
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Sprouts! The route of all evil! Can you imagine life with mr farty bum whistle after hes eaten sprouts! >:(
Believe my mother in law curried the left over sprouts one year, luckily we werent there to suffer! ;D
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When she created the earth & all that dwells thereon there were 3 errors of judgement:
Flies
Wasps
Sprouts (small green gonads)!
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Sprouts "rock" I luv em :y even raw :D
Indeed Tony, especially raw! ;) ;)
In fact I am going to the fridge now for some!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
EDIT: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! So tender and juicy! :D :D :D :D ;)
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well having roast tonight, still got about 30 sprouts left so gonna be a smelly night for my son tonight ;D ;D ;D.
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Sprouts cooked to just "al dente" .. never soggy ... then tossed in melted butter and sprinkled with either toasted sesame seeds or sliced almonds..
Luverly .... :y :y :y :y :y :y
Agreed....fresh sprouts...just cooked are fine.
frozen sprouts are a satanic invention.....always bitter and waterlogged.... ..Avoid. :'( :'( :'( :y :y :y :y