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Title: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
Post by: Richie London on 19 December 2008, 20:22:01
What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike
 :-X :-X ;D ;D

Title: Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
Post by: LaserLance on 19 December 2008, 21:18:50
Whats yellow and dangerous ......Shark infested custard  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 19 December 2008, 22:02:09
What is the strongest bird in the world............the crane
Title: Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
Post by: mantahatch on 19 December 2008, 22:22:56
Quote
What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike
 :-X :-X ;D ;D



What's the second fastest thing in the water ?

A motor pike and side carp.
Title: Re: xmas cracker jokes, we love them
Post by: Richie London on 19 December 2008, 22:31:49
on which side do chickens have the most feathers?
the outside  :)