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Title: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: hotel21 on 20 December 2008, 13:44:48
Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'

The  lass said 'NO'.

And the guy lived happily ever after............

..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
      
THE END
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2008, 13:46:42
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Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'

The  lass said 'NO'.

And the guy lived happily ever after............

..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
      
THE END

Just a fairy tale though, hardly ever happens. :(
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: JamesV6CDX on 20 December 2008, 13:47:02
Very good Broocie :D
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 20 December 2008, 13:48:48
So then "Highlander" if you had your time again, would you be glad that the wife said NO!

I think not, no-one else would put up with ya... Mrs Broocie wants a Medal as big as a Dustbin Lid  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: hotel21 on 20 December 2008, 13:52:38
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So then "Highlander" if you had your time again, would you be glad that the wife said NO!

I think not, no-one else would put up with ya... Mrs Broocie wants a Medal as big as a Dustbin Lid  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nope, quite happy with the way our lives/family have turned out, thanks very much.

Just miss being able to:-
ride motorbikes, go fishing, watch favourite crap on the telly, play golf and pool with my mates at the pub whenever, drink beer and scotch, leave the toilet seat up and farted whenever I want without getting nagged about it.

Its a bloke thing, enjoying dropping an SBD at the end of an aisle in the supermarket then walking away and watching reactions from afar....   ;D.
    
 
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Welung666 on 20 December 2008, 13:55:29
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Its a bloke thing, enjoying dropping an SBD at the end of an aisle in the supermarket then walking away and watching reactions from afar....   ;D. 

Regularly  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 13:56:29
All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y

H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: STMO123 on 20 December 2008, 14:12:00
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y

H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)

...and wiping the snot under the chair so after a while it builds up to big crust and then...............
not that I would do that you understand... :-[
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Martin_1962 on 20 December 2008, 14:31:09
I leave seat and lid down so I don't drop anything inside (lost a couple of toilet rolls that way) and it is fair for stand ups and sit downs
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 14:44:01
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y

H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)

same thoughts here, except the bathroom scales still look brand new and not had an elephant trying to spin the dial every morning then thinking its only 6 stone  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Dusty on 20 December 2008, 14:52:58
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Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'

The  lass said 'NO'.

And the guy lived happily ever after............

..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
      
THE END

I said yes.

And Mr  Dusty is happily married..I tell him so. :-* :-* :-* :y
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 15:22:38
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y

H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)

same thoughts here, except the bathroom scales still look brand new and not had an elephant trying to spin the dial every morning then thinking its only 6 stone  ;D ;D

Don't have any, i look in the mirror & think i've put a little weight, have to do something about that or uhm looks like i've lost a bit.
Scales are a waste of time, unfortunatly people judge other people by how they look.
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 15:24:47
get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that  ;)
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 December 2008, 15:26:53
I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 15:34:05
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get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that  ;)

Bloody hell, if i lost five stone that would put me down to seven & a half :o :o :o
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Dusty on 20 December 2008, 16:02:18
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I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]


Did she ask you then Skruntie?.

If so ,why did you turn her down?. :-* :-* :-*  
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 December 2008, 16:06:49
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I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]


Did she ask you then Skruntie?.

If so ,why did you turn her down?. :-* :-* :-*  

She did ask me

No comment. :-X
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Pete Elite on 20 December 2008, 16:16:43
  I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: waspy on 20 December 2008, 16:21:11
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 I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.

How long you been on your own?

It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: LaserLance on 20 December 2008, 16:33:48
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get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that  ;)

Bloody hell, if i lost five stone that would put me down to seven & a half :o :o :o
If I lost 5 stone i'd still be a fat B*st*d ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Pete Elite on 20 December 2008, 16:52:45
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 I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.

How long you been on your own?

It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

     Just over 2 years now but in my case it's not something i'm happy about :(.
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: r1 on 20 December 2008, 18:53:18
cud always marry a MAN
Title: Re: Worlds shortest Fairytale
Post by: Richie London on 20 December 2008, 19:34:50
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 I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.

How long you been on your own?

It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

     Just over 2 years now but in my case it's not something i'm happy about :(.

6yrs for me now m8  :) :y