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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: hotel21 on 20 December 2008, 13:44:48
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Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'
The lass said 'NO'.
And the guy lived happily ever after............
..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'
The lass said 'NO'.
And the guy lived happily ever after............
..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
Just a fairy tale though, hardly ever happens. :(
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Very good Broocie :D
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So then "Highlander" if you had your time again, would you be glad that the wife said NO!
I think not, no-one else would put up with ya... Mrs Broocie wants a Medal as big as a Dustbin Lid ;D ;D ;D ;D
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So then "Highlander" if you had your time again, would you be glad that the wife said NO!
I think not, no-one else would put up with ya... Mrs Broocie wants a Medal as big as a Dustbin Lid ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nope, quite happy with the way our lives/family have turned out, thanks very much.
Just miss being able to:-
ride motorbikes, go fishing, watch favourite crap on the telly, play golf and pool with my mates at the pub whenever, drink beer and scotch, leave the toilet seat up and farted whenever I want without getting nagged about it.
Its a bloke thing, enjoying dropping an SBD at the end of an aisle in the supermarket then walking away and watching reactions from afar.... ;D.
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Its a bloke thing, enjoying dropping an SBD at the end of an aisle in the supermarket then walking away and watching reactions from afar.... ;D.
Regularly ;D ;D ;D
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y
H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y
H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)
...and wiping the snot under the chair so after a while it builds up to big crust and then...............
not that I would do that you understand... :-[
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I leave seat and lid down so I don't drop anything inside (lost a couple of toilet rolls that way) and it is fair for stand ups and sit downs
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y
H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)
same thoughts here, except the bathroom scales still look brand new and not had an elephant trying to spin the dial every morning then thinking its only 6 stone ;D ;D
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Once upon a time, a bloke asked a lass 'Will you marry me ?'
The lass said 'NO'.
And the guy lived happily ever after............
..........and rode motorbikes, went fishing, watched his favourite footy on the telly, played golf and pool with his mates at the pub whenever, drank beer and scotch, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
I said yes.
And Mr Dusty is happily married..I tell him so. :-* :-* :-* :y
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All the reasons why i live alone :y :y :y :y
H21, you missed out picking your nose ;) My ex wife used to moan like hell when i did that, but i caught her doing it a few times too ;)
same thoughts here, except the bathroom scales still look brand new and not had an elephant trying to spin the dial every morning then thinking its only 6 stone ;D ;D
Don't have any, i look in the mirror & think i've put a little weight, have to do something about that or uhm looks like i've lost a bit.
Scales are a waste of time, unfortunatly people judge other people by how they look.
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get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that ;)
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I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that ;)
Bloody hell, if i lost five stone that would put me down to seven & a half :o :o :o
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I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Did she ask you then Skruntie?.
If so ,why did you turn her down?. :-* :-* :-*
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I said No [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Did she ask you then Skruntie?.
If so ,why did you turn her down?. :-* :-* :-*
She did ask me
No comment. :-X
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I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.
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I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.
How long you been on your own?
It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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get a plastic mirror then just bend it in a little, gives you a great waiste, ideal for womens dressing table as well, it can take 5 stone off you just like that ;)
Bloody hell, if i lost five stone that would put me down to seven & a half :o :o :o
If I lost 5 stone i'd still be a fat B*st*d ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.
How long you been on your own?
It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Just over 2 years now but in my case it's not something i'm happy about :(.
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cud always marry a MAN
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I wish my Wife was still here to nag me, better than being on me own :'(.
How long you been on your own?
It's eight years for me [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
Just over 2 years now but in my case it's not something i'm happy about :(.
6yrs for me now m8 :) :y