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Title: Love dress
Post by: hoody on 23 December 2008, 01:35:21
A mother stopped by her recently married son's house unannounced. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband LOVES when I wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch and waited for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband comes home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"  


Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 23 December 2008, 01:40:57
Love it.

Keep em comming. ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: waspy on 23 December 2008, 10:12:30
Fantastic ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: gwa on 23 December 2008, 11:53:15
Ah, you've met the first wife then  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brill  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: Debs. on 23 December 2008, 12:00:33
 ::) I have a love dress too; but sadly, it needs ironing! ;D
Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: The Red Baron on 23 December 2008, 12:41:11
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::) I have a love dress too; but sadly, it needs ironing! ;D
aaaaaaahhhhhhh surley not. ;)
Title: Re: Love dress
Post by: jjleonard on 23 December 2008, 17:08:03
lmao! love that joke.  ;D ;D ;D :y