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Title: realistically or potentially?
Post by: hoody on 23 December 2008, 22:24:26

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million pounds would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million pounds, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: Del Boy on 23 December 2008, 22:31:36

Lol I like that one  ;D

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: stuart30 on 24 December 2008, 06:57:51

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
much a million pounds would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million pounds, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 24 December 2008, 09:53:58

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

really good

:y

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: Richie London on 24 December 2008, 11:35:01

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 December 2008, 11:57:53

 ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: Amin on 24 December 2008, 12:00:54

lmao thats really good

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: jaykay on 24 December 2008, 16:10:55

Excellent ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: realistically or potentially?
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 December 2008, 16:14:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y