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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: STMO123 on 07 January 2009, 19:20:51
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:
"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"
"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"
"Daz?"
"Yeah, Daz"
"There's no Daz here"
"He lives in Stoke"
"Stoke?"
"Yeah"
"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"
"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"
"Stoke's quite a big place"
"A big place?"
"Well, quite big"
"As big as, say, Manchester?"
"No, not that big"
"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"
"Not really small"
"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."
Dial tone.
I hope I get my stuff.
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:) :D ;D
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Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)
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Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)
No wonder she didn't know him.
When exactly is he moving in with you Petra?
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Daz nearly lives in Cheshire so he's not a proper Stokie ::)
No wonder she didn't know him.
When exactly is he moving in with you Petra?
He already has :-*
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:
"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"
"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"
"Daz?"
"Yeah, Daz"
"There's no Daz here"
"He lives in Stoke"
"Stoke?"
"Yeah"
"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"
"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"
"Stoke's quite a big place"
"A big place?"
"Well, quite big"
"As big as, say, Manchester?"
"No, not that big"
"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"
"Not really small"
"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."
Dial tone.
I hope I get my stuff.
very good :y :y
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How odd. I rang the Stoke porn shop last week and when I asked for a discount as I was an OOF member, the shop girl said "You must know Daz then!"
You must have been the subject to a wind up Steve, I bet that lass is still laughing at you now ;D
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How odd. I rang the Stoke porn shop last week and when I asked for a discount as I was an OOF member, the shop girl said "You must know Daz then!"
You must have been the subject to a wind up Steve, I bet that lass is still laughing at you now ;D
Oh yeah? Well wait till I ask Daz to go visit.
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What were you ringing a shop in Stoke for Steve, some 1970s clothes ;D
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:
"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"
"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"
"Daz?"
"Yeah, Daz"
"There's no Daz here"
"He lives in Stoke"
"Stoke?"
"Yeah"
"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"
"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"
"Stoke's quite a big place"
"A big place?"
"Well, quite big"
"As big as, say, Manchester?"
"No, not that big"
"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"
"Not really small"
"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."
Dial tone.
I hope I get my stuff.
Should have said Massive Daz she would have known then ;)
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I had to ring a shop in Stoke today to buy some stuff. After we's been through all the order/credit card number stuff the conversation went something like:
"OK sir, I'll get that in the post for you"
"Thanks. Do you know Daz?"
"Daz?"
"Yeah, Daz"
"There's no Daz here"
"He lives in Stoke"
"Stoke?"
"Yeah"
"Sorry, I dont know anybody called Daz"
"But he lives in Stoke, and you live in Stoke"
"Stoke's quite a big place"
"A big place?"
"Well, quite big"
"As big as, say, Manchester?"
"No, not that big"
"I heard Robbie Williams say it was only a small place"
"Not really small"
"So Robbie Williams is a liar....."
Dial tone.
I hope I get my stuff.
Should have said Massive Daz she would have known then ;)
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Daz you is nuts lmao
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Nuts???? how rude........ ;D
Just telling the truth again ::)
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No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?
They may know him by that rather than Daz
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No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?
They may know him by that rather than Daz
Thought everyone knew him.
All the cards in the phone boxs say dial 0800 loo-knee for dial a date, not sure what the pic of the cross dresser on the card was about tho. ;D ;D
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No wonder they didn't know - did you try Loo-Knee?
They may know him by that rather than Daz
Thought everyone knew him.
All the cards in the phone boxs say dial 0800 loo-knee for dial a date, not sure what the pic of the cross dresser on the card was about tho. ;D ;D
Was there a pink T Shirt and yellow clogs?
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You'll be making EP jealous. ;D
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Sounds like you were winding somebody else up STMO...and it worked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Sounds like you were winding somebody else up STMO...and it worked!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Moi? ::)