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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: dbug on 17 January 2009, 17:59:15
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then…………………..
he married the one with the biggest [size=16]BOOBS[/size][/color].
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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lol i'd quite like to see in 30 yrs time what happens to all the breast implanted oldies ::)
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lol i'd quite like to see in 30 yrs time what happens to all the breast implanted oldies ::)
oh yes, there be tucking them in there tights. ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Not a nice mental picture!
jerry ;D
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i think wives should come with an option. be nice to have one without a tongue and have the headache gene removed. ;D ;D ;D
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apparently more money is spent on breast implants and viagra than altziemers so in 30 or so years they all have big breasts hard d***s and no idea what to do with them :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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I wonder what Time Team will make of it in 1000 years or so????? all these silcone implants lying about next to a pile of old boners???? ;D ;D ;D ;D
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apparently more money is spent on breast implants and viagra than altziemers so in 30 or so years they all have big breasts hard d***s and no idea what to do with them :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I already put that in the first post!! :-?
"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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