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Title: A Sermon
Post by: hoody on 18 January 2009, 22:39:02
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of semen.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in semen - dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation, "What can we learn from this demonstration?"

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said; "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: Ian_D on 18 January 2009, 23:38:48
 ;D :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: Vamps on 18 January 2009, 23:40:10
Like that....... ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: Omega man 2 on 18 January 2009, 23:41:28
Nice one ;D :y :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: blue_dream on 18 January 2009, 23:42:59
brilliant!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: dbug on 18 January 2009, 23:44:18
Funny but how true ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: Elite Pete on 19 January 2009, 08:54:43
 ;D ;D
Very good :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 19 January 2009, 09:11:46
clever deduction ;D :y
Title: Re: A Sermon
Post by: Sad on 19 January 2009, 09:43:24
 ;D ;D ;D