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Title: Paddy...
Post by: STMO123 on 31 January 2009, 19:57:46
....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".
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Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2009, 19:58:41
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 31 January 2009, 20:36:27
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Del Boy on 31 January 2009, 20:48:05
Lol  ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 31 January 2009, 20:56:23
 ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: miggy on 31 January 2009, 20:59:24
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before
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Post by: STMO123 on 31 January 2009, 21:04:03
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.
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Post by: miggy on 31 January 2009, 21:05:11
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"* ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 31 January 2009, 21:08:01
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"* ;D ;D

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her. :(
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Post by: miggy on 31 January 2009, 21:09:57
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"* ;D ;D

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her. :(

in GODS CITY... :y ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 31 January 2009, 21:14:16
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"* ;D ;D

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her. :(

in GODS CITY... :y ;D ;D

Place called Rollestone?? :-/
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Post by: miggy on 31 January 2009, 21:34:44
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....goes to the library and asks for a book called 'Psycho-The Rapist'.

The librarian goes away and comes back in a couple of mins "It's called Psychotherapist, you soft bastard".


terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, heard it before

At your age, you've probably heard them all.

Now Now you Northern "*^%$"* ;D ;D

By the by.....my missus is starting work in Sheffield after Easter, God help her. :(

in GODS CITY... :y ;D ;D

Place called Rollestone?? :-/

Your mates are on BBC1 now ;D ;D ;D ;D the old guys ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 31 January 2009, 21:53:42
Good one  ;D :y
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 31 January 2009, 21:57:28
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as you do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"
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Post by: albitz on 31 January 2009, 23:48:21
would like to explain to the English why the Irish arent thick,but your all far to dim to understand  ;) ;D
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Post by: dieseldean on 01 February 2009, 03:39:15
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would like to explain to the English why the Irish arent thick,but your all far to dim to understand  ;) ;D

expain please??????? :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[?????????? :-[ :-[ :-[??????