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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 19:02:59
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Someone just crashed into my car.. its one of them new skoda's like on the advert.... there is jam and sponge everywhere!!!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBE1l6QexU[/media]
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Well you now have your cake, so eat it! :D :D :D ;)
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superb
no sorry thats a fabia :y
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was it some jealous donut that hit it ??!!
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was it some jealous donut that hit it ??!!
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All staff are now on a 3 day week plus all agency staff hve been sacked, the press report the reason in the drop of sales is due to the skoda's spongy handling ;D ;D ;D
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All staff are now on a 3 day week plus all agency staff hve been sacked, the press report the reason in the drop of sales is due to the skoda's spongy handling ;D ;D ;D
The steering was always a trifle vague.
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I bet the driver is a real jammy git!! .....
came out the car complaining of jelly legs...
his car was caked in mud...
seemingly lost control of the car in the icing...
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well, you got your just deserts :y
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Enough already ;D
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Where theres blame theres a claim, you might get hundreds & thousands !
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Im just glad I didnt have the jelly tots in the car....
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Should have a had a go at him,called him allsorts .....
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when breathalised by the cops he admited he had some liquorice..
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i hope he was "acustard" by the law, probably driven by a lowlife from the "gateau" :D
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You lot are terrible! I'm dis-custard!!!!!
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its ok, he's being held in custardy until the hearing
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Must be a bad driver, maybe needs a refresher course
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:o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
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:o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
maybe that last post was meant to make the cookie crumble
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he said he's been suffering from cream on the filler cap..
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the policecar was a miggy, had a lovely battenburg livery on it...
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.
Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y
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did the copper whisk the driver off to the police station
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.
Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y
there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.
Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y
there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping
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my tyre is flat as a pancake now..
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Surely "jammy dodging" that collision would be a piece of cake? ::)
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the young female police officer that took my statement was real cute, wouldnt mind getting into her snickers....
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Why not have a wispa in her ear?
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I did but got a slap and went home on my toblerone...
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You could have offered her a kit kat shuffle but you would have probably got arrested!
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my head is cream crackered
i can't think of any more
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oh crumbs
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thats the trouble with hit & runs, before you know it theyr`e scone! normally some crumpety old tart raisin her speed with her choux to the flour to get home cos her split bun has got jam in it! :P ;) :D
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did he slice you up?
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Lucky you didnt Turnover,that would've put you in a Flap-jack.
eddie