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Title: someone just crashed into my car..
Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 19:02:59
Someone just crashed into my car.. its one of them new skoda's like on the advert.... there is jam and sponge everywhere!!!








 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 19:08:45
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBE1l6QexU[/media]
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 February 2009, 19:20:21
Well you now have your cake, so eat it! :D :D :D ;)
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Post by: omegaman2 on 17 February 2009, 19:23:05
superb
no sorry thats a fabia :y
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 20:24:08
was it some jealous donut that hit it ??!!
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Post by: gstylebaby on 17 February 2009, 20:25:49
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was it some jealous donut that hit it ??!!


 ;D ;D :D  :D;D ;D
Title: Re: someone just crashed into my car..
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 17 February 2009, 20:43:00
All staff are now on a 3 day week plus all agency staff hve been sacked, the press report the reason in the drop of sales is due to the skoda's spongy handling ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: STMO123 on 17 February 2009, 20:50:40
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All staff are now on a 3 day week plus all agency staff hve been sacked, the press report the reason in the drop of sales is due to the skoda's spongy handling ;D ;D ;D

The steering was always a trifle vague.
Title: Re: someone just crashed into my car..
Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 20:54:21
I bet the driver is a real jammy git!! .....

came out the car complaining of jelly legs...



his car was caked in mud...


seemingly lost control of the car in the icing...

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Post by: unlucky alf on 17 February 2009, 20:55:22
well, you got your just deserts :y
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Post by: STMO123 on 17 February 2009, 20:55:50
Enough already ;D
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 21:01:23
Where theres blame theres a claim, you might get hundreds & thousands !
Title: Re: someone just crashed into my car..
Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:02:23
Im just glad I didnt have the jelly tots in the car....
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 21:04:46
Should have a had a go at him,called him allsorts .....
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:07:31
when breathalised by the cops he admited he had some liquorice..
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Post by: unlucky alf on 17 February 2009, 21:09:16
i hope he was "acustard" by the law, probably driven by a lowlife from the "gateau" :D
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Post by: Welung666 on 17 February 2009, 21:09:42
You lot are terrible! I'm dis-custard!!!!!
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:14:37
its ok, he's being held in custardy until the hearing
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 21:16:44
Must be a bad driver, maybe needs a refresher course
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Post by: Welung666 on 17 February 2009, 21:18:00
 :o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
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Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 21:19:59
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:o I'm a trifle confused by the last post!
maybe that last post was meant to make the cookie crumble
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:20:00
he said he's been suffering from cream on the filler cap..
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:24:12
the policecar was a miggy, had a lovely battenburg livery on it...
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Post by: stuart30 on 17 February 2009, 21:24:56
Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y
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Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 21:25:10
did the copper whisk the driver off to the police station
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Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 21:26:32
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y

there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping
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Post by: stuart30 on 17 February 2009, 21:29:07
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Considering the majority of members are heading towards bus pass territory im amazed at your collective humour.

Well done and keep it up...(mind you at your ages im guessing thats all you can keep up. ;D).... :y

there's always one that takes the cherry off the topping

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: someone just crashed into my car..
Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:29:26
my tyre is flat as a pancake now..
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Post by: amigov6 on 17 February 2009, 21:35:10
Surely "jammy dodging" that collision would be a piece of cake? ::)
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:37:46
the young female police officer that took my statement was real cute, wouldnt mind getting into her snickers....
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 21:38:52
Why not have a wispa in her ear?
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Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 21:40:26
I did but got a slap and went home on my toblerone...
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Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 21:41:36
You could have offered her a kit kat shuffle but you would have probably got arrested!
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Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 21:45:30
my head is cream crackered
i can't think of any more
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Post by: mantagte on 17 February 2009, 21:50:54
oh crumbs
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Post by: unlucky alf on 18 February 2009, 00:04:33
thats the trouble with hit & runs, before you know it theyr`e scone! normally some crumpety old tart raisin her speed with her choux to the flour to get home cos her split bun has got jam in it! :P ;) :D
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Post by: cam2502 on 18 February 2009, 00:20:50
did he slice you up?
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Post by: eddie on 18 February 2009, 07:37:13
Lucky you didnt Turnover,that would've put you in a Flap-jack.

eddie