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Title: in the queue (joke)
Post by: vauxfan2k on 17 February 2009, 18:36:01

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager .

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,
"Wow, she's fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as
far as  they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is this
wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.

Just then her pager begin to emit a "beep, beep, beep".

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ng life, she's
reversing!!"


 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: jerry on 17 February 2009, 18:47:26

very good ;D ;D
                                         jerry

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: nick v6 on 17 February 2009, 18:50:03

                      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
                      ;D ;Dlove it ;D ;D
                      ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: r1 on 17 February 2009, 18:52:16

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: omegaman2 on 17 February 2009, 18:57:43

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: Andyb on 17 February 2009, 19:46:43

very good  :y

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: Entwood on 17 February 2009, 19:49:28

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Out of the mouths of babes .....   ?

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: gan1503 on 17 February 2009, 20:20:20

 :y :y :y

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: mantagte on 17 February 2009, 20:24:24

 ;D ;D excellent  ;D ;D

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: STMO123 on 17 February 2009, 21:05:04

LOL  :y

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: amigov6 on 17 February 2009, 21:28:14

PMSL ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: in the queue (joke)
Post by: Sad on 18 February 2009, 09:02:51

 ;D ;D ;D     :y