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Title: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: vauxfan2k on 21 February 2009, 16:35:39

While on vacation a married couple walked into a shoe store.   The salesman said to them, 'I have some very special Jamaican sandals I think you would be interested in.Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, Finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet! 'You got dem on the wrong feet!

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: jerry on 21 February 2009, 16:37:15

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: mantagte on 21 February 2009, 17:18:58

very good

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: gan1503 on 21 February 2009, 17:22:44

lmao  :y

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21 February 2009, 17:48:21

Thats cruel  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 21 February 2009, 18:49:43

 ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: Jamaican Sandals (joke)
Post by: nick v6 on 21 February 2009, 18:51:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;Dthats brill ;D ;D ;D