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Title: Fly on the wall
Post by: Dave-C on 03 March 2009, 21:40:44

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly[ch65533]






A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.[ch65533]

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting Flies," he responded.

"Oh.[ch65533] Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied .[ch65533]


































Intrigued, she asked,[ch65533]"How can you tell them apart?"[ch65533]

He replied, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

 ;D ;D ;D



 

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:41:45

never herd that one before
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:42:23

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: mantagte on 03 March 2009, 21:43:05

lol ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 March 2009, 21:49:03

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: HolyCount on 03 March 2009, 22:02:44

On the fly theme ...... What's the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits your windscreen ?





It's arse  ::)

Title: Re: Fly on the wall
Post by: Vamps on 03 March 2009, 22:12:10

LOL  ;D ;D ;D  :y