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Title: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:00:42
I was in my local supermarket lastnight when i noticed this lass, for a second or two i thought it was my girlfriend, because her hair & figure was very similer. When i got level with her i had a look at her & she'd got a very nice set. Her blouse was open & you could see down her top (think she was doing it on purpose). When walked around the aisle I noticed a guy with his girlfriend, he couldn't take his eyes off them.
Why is it us men love the bit that the two pushed together make (cleavage)
Do you find yourself compelled to look as this guy was? I must admit, they were very nice :D :D :D :D :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:02:26
as i always say to ann

just because i'm on a diet, it don't mean i can't see whats on the menu
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Richie London on 03 March 2009, 21:05:23
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I was in my local supermarket lastnight when i noticed this lass, for a second or two i thought it was my girlfriend, because her hair & figure was very similer. When i got level with her i had a look at her & she'd got a very nice set. Her blouse was open & you could see down her top (think she was doing it on purpose). When walked around the aisle I noticed a guy with his girlfriend, he couldn't take his eyes off them.
Why is it us men love the bit that the two pushed together make (cleavage)
Do you find yourself compelled to look as this guy was? I must admit, they were very nice :D :D :D :D :D :D 8-) 8-) 8-)

yes all the time, i go to tescos 4 times a day, just for frozen food  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: PaulW on 03 March 2009, 21:06:50
This thread really is no good without pictures...
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:07:48
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This thread really is no good without pictures...

Sorry :-[ :-[ ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 March 2009, 21:07:51
It don't, I prefer the smaller boobie :)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:09:17
poll started
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Andyb on 03 March 2009, 21:15:48
me i am not fussed lol
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:17:04
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me i am not fussed lol
------------- man boobs ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:19:28
Moobs= NOOOOOOOOO :o :o :o :o

I voted for big boobs, but i also like very small ones too (fried eggs)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: lee4206 on 03 March 2009, 21:24:36
used to like smaller boobs until i started going out with my wife now converted.
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:25:33
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used to like smaller boobs until i started going out with my wife now converted.

same here
38dd for a pillow now :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Richie London on 03 March 2009, 21:27:15
my x was a 38dd, just right they were too  :P :P
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: lee4206 on 03 March 2009, 21:27:27
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used to like smaller boobs until i started going out with my wife now converted.

same here
38dd for a pillow now :y


38g for me
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: mantagte on 03 March 2009, 21:29:26
definatly big boobs
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 March 2009, 21:29:57
Just wait until the years take their toll ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: HolyCount on 03 March 2009, 21:32:34
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Just wait until the years take their toll ;D

Keep the knees warm though  :)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 March 2009, 21:33:07
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Just wait until the years take their toll ;D

Keep the knees warm though  :)
;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: lee4206 on 03 March 2009, 21:33:25
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Just wait until the years take their toll ;D

Thanks for that thought :( ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:33:49
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Just wait until the years take their toll ;D

Lower than your Grannie's nipples :-X ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 March 2009, 21:34:22
cant beat big boobs for a STW :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:34:50
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Just wait until the years take their toll ;D

south they go ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ycYTYjpkrQ
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Elite Pete on 03 March 2009, 21:35:22
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cant beat big boobs for a STW :y
Soapy T W :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: waspy on 03 March 2009, 21:37:13
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cant beat big boobs for a STW :y
Soapy T W :y

Baby Oil :y :y :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 March 2009, 21:38:49
you got it pete, mind you baby oil is an acceptable alternative :P :P :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: PaulW on 03 March 2009, 21:39:01
Perfect IMHO...

http://i42.tinypic.com/mvtc2c.gif

(Possibly NWS)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 March 2009, 21:44:49
i met a girl once with one tit on her front & the other on her back, i couldnt help but laugh at the sight, but she got upset, lifted up her armpit & pi$$ed on me ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 03 March 2009, 21:45:31
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i met a girl once with one tit on her front & the other on her back, i couldnt help but laugh at the sight, but she got upset, lifted up her armpit & pi$$ed on me ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Del Boy on 03 March 2009, 21:45:36
Big boobs defiantley  :)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: amigov6 on 03 March 2009, 22:12:26
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Perfect IMHO...

http://i42.tinypic.com/mvtc2c.gif

(Possibly Skrunties sex maniac thread)
Despite being a bum & leg man (hence my reg plate) I have to admit to watching that for a little too long. I want to be her bra!!!
    I don't hear anyone complaining that this is supposed to be a car forum now!!!!!! :D :-* :P 8-)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 March 2009, 22:33:32
 amigo whats your point on the car thing, doesnt a facelift have bigger bumpers ;)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: amigov6 on 03 March 2009, 22:54:42
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amigo whats your point on the car thing, doesnt a facelift have bigger bumpers ;)
Yeah but all Migs have long legs! 8-)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: tomoco on 03 March 2009, 23:13:04
Lets face it lads. It's personal choice and to be honest we usually end up with the girl that's perfect in every way he he. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Entwood on 03 March 2009, 23:21:17
BSH is all you need ... :)

(or the cruder version ......   what you can't get in your mouth is wasted ...  :) )
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: amigov6 on 03 March 2009, 23:26:49
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Lets face it lads. It's personal choice and to be honest we usually end up with the girl that's perfect in every way he he. ;D ;D ;D
Yeah on Fantasy Island. All i managed was a string of nutters that moaned & sulked all the time so i got rid.
      Once bitten..........
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 March 2009, 23:30:57
and what do you reckon Skruntie voted for.
















[size=16]Correct . . . . DD all the way, breast is best. ::)[/size]
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: unlucky alf on 03 March 2009, 23:37:43
your right skruntie but none of that silicon stuff, nothing worse than 2 space hoppers trying to stare you out :D :D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 03 March 2009, 23:44:52
No way for the silly silicone boobs, as its about the person behind the implants.  (Jordan at her largest springs to mind)(but then again, Jordan full stop is a no no)

DD is a perfect size, but I know a couple of ladies that are FF and not implanted, just nice and cuddly.  :P
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 04 March 2009, 01:46:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRu1QiPbkg&NR=1
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: dbug on 04 March 2009, 17:57:13
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Any more than a handful is a waste - and I've got big hands  ;)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 March 2009, 19:05:50
Hmmm..................not  bothered about breast size..............but I 'am quite partial to big brown "rocket launcher " nipples. :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Debs. on 04 March 2009, 19:11:23
"Why do men love cleavage so much?"

 ::)Well, some 'wag' once (cruelly) observed that its` because a large cleavage resembles a man`s buttocks!::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Searcher on 04 March 2009, 21:03:25
For some strange reason,I find myself addicted to  this little  tune.

http://www.techconnect.nl/files/fun/hentaitsop.swf


 :) :) :)
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: stuart30 on 04 March 2009, 23:14:39
Ahhh i couldn't careless the ex wife had large firm natural chest the current wife slightly smaller but but god there firm.

End of the day long as there big enough too slap the old jumbo between im a happy man. :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: BigAl on 05 March 2009, 01:08:58
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Ahhh i couldn't careless the ex wife had large firm natural chest the current wife slightly smaller but but god there firm.

End of the day long as there big enough too slap the old jumbo between im a happy man. :y
Christ Man !!
Never compare the current model with a previous one ESPECIALLY on the web :-?
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: stuart30 on 05 March 2009, 02:41:15
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Ahhh i couldn't careless the ex wife had large firm natural chest the current wife slightly smaller but but god there firm.

End of the day long as there big enough too slap the old jumbo between im a happy man. :y
Christ Man !!
Never compare the current model with a previous one ESPECIALLY on the web :-?

Na im safe..gift of the gab with the women.

Seriously....just tell them how it is or ""theres the door dont let it bounce on your fat arse when your leaving"".

Women respect this...they like a man too be a man....You know all Sean Connery.








Gem if your reading this darling i am of course joking and yes i washed the dishes like you told me too..... ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Black Knight on 05 March 2009, 06:20:07
Small but perfectly formed is the way to go.

More of a leg man myself. Bet Paul McCartney wishes he was now too!
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: nick v6 on 05 March 2009, 07:16:58
good to see no one picked man boobs ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Cybertrucker on 05 March 2009, 10:15:42
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"Why do men love cleavage so much?"

Well, some 'wag' once (cruelly) observed that its` because a large cleavage resembles a man`s buttocks!

Actually there may be an element of truth in that, but it's not men's buttocks, it's women's.

If I can be scientific for a moment, I recall reading something years ago (or it may have been something on the TV/radio) where some anthropologist had this theory that the female of our species had evolved large breasts to emulate the buttocks. We are unique among the primates in that we have sex face to face - think missionary position (and please don't all write in with your favourite bizarre position!).  The other primates climb on from behind so have the visual stimulus of the female buttocks, which you don't get face to face, so this theory suggested that women evolved breasts to emulate that. Large breasts have no other function, apparently you can feed a baby just as well with an AA cup as you can with an FF, in fact I understand that very large breasts can present difficulties in feeding infants - for one thing incautious feeding with very large breasts can result in suffocation.

Science lesson over! Just remember, next time a woman complains about men being turned on by boobs, that in anthropological terms that's what they're there for!  ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 05 March 2009, 10:49:25
I am reliably informed that I like small boobs.....
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Omega man 2 on 05 March 2009, 10:53:47
Who voted for man boobs ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 05 March 2009, 17:46:59
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Who voted for man boobs ;D ;D ;D

someone said it was Omega_Man ;D
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: bighed on 06 March 2009, 11:13:47
I too voted for man boobs.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Debs. on 06 March 2009, 11:34:11
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Who voted for man boobs ;D ;D ;D

 :o Not I :o
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Pitchfork on 06 March 2009, 12:54:20
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"Why do men love cleavage so much?"

Well, some 'wag' once (cruelly) observed that its` because a large cleavage resembles a man`s buttocks!

Actually there may be an element of truth in that, but it's not men's buttocks, it's women's.

If I can be scientific for a moment, I recall reading something years ago (or it may have been something on the TV/radio) where some anthropologist had this theory that the female of our species had evolved large breasts to emulate the buttocks. We are unique among the primates in that we have sex face to face - think missionary position (and please don't all write in with your favourite bizarre position!).  The other primates climb on from behind so have the visual stimulus of the female buttocks, which you don't get face to face, so this theory suggested that women evolved breasts to emulate that. Large breasts have no other function, apparently you can feed a baby just as well with an AA cup as you can with an FF, in fact I understand that very large breasts can present difficulties in feeding infants - for one thing incautious feeding with very large breasts can result in suffocation.

Science lesson over! Just remember, next time a woman complains about men being turned on by boobs, that in anthropological terms that's what they're there for!  ;D
He's absolutely right you know - we were taught this back in the 1960s, A level Zoology
Title: Re: Why do us men love cleavage so much
Post by: Pitchfork on 06 March 2009, 12:55:05
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I am reliably informed that I like small boobs.....
Like me, you found yourself learning Braille! ;)