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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Tonka. on 11 March 2009, 09:27:37

Title: Joke Time !
Post by: Tonka. on 11 March 2009, 09:27:37

Away On Business

     I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I
     thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
     booths when you're calling for a cab.

     I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
     herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
     all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
     blonde hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind.

     So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

     "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! She sounded sexy.

     "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
     room and give me one. No, wait; I should be straight with you. I'm in
     town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
     it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
     You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've
     got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me
     up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
     anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

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     She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
     press 9"

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: mantagte on 11 March 2009, 09:56:56

 ;D ;Dvery good ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: Vamps on 11 March 2009, 10:05:28

LOL  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: immx on 11 March 2009, 10:28:56

 :D PMSL  ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: Sad on 11 March 2009, 12:22:16

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: LaserLance on 11 March 2009, 13:28:04

Classic  ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: r1 on 11 March 2009, 19:25:13

 :y old

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: HolyCount on 11 March 2009, 19:31:03

Sounjds like he could save himself some dosh there !!!!

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: Proz on 11 March 2009, 19:56:17

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ::)

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: mars on 11 March 2009, 19:58:16

 :) ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: amigov6 on 11 March 2009, 20:05:49

If the receptionist was pretty then why not??? ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke Time !
Post by: The Barge Captain on 11 March 2009, 21:58:18

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If the receptionist was pretty then why not??? ;D ;D ;D

Sounds like willing would be enough!