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Title: I thought Debs was Welsh !!!!!
Post by: Dave-C on 12 March 2009, 06:58:21

Blonde Diary

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box
said '2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.  

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-
top was open.

September  
The capital of California          is 'C'.....isn't it???  

Octob er
Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November  
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and
I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid
phone!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

Just kidding Debs...  :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: I thought Debs was Welsh !!!!!
Post by: Debs. on 12 March 2009, 07:17:37

Oi!.....I deeply resemble that post! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: I thought Debs was Welsh !!!!!
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 March 2009, 11:13:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re: I thought Debs was Welsh !!!!!
Post by: jjleonard on 12 March 2009, 12:59:39

That reminds me of a new barmaid (brunette) in my local some years ago - a mate asked for a pint and a half of lager and she said:
"we only do pint glasses"  ;D

Title: Re: I thought Debs was Welsh !!!!!
Post by: HolyCount on 12 March 2009, 16:32:42

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


THAT I'd love to see !!!!   :o