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Title: Male toiletries
Post by: Nickbat on 23 March 2009, 11:59:16
Thought I did well the other day when I popped into Boots and bought a cheap Adidas Deo Body Spray called "Ice Dive".

SWMBO told me last night that it smells like flykiller. :-[

Boots, here I come again.

I wish Brut would come back into fashion. ;)

Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Chris_H on 23 March 2009, 12:02:26
No flies on you then!
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Big Bri on 23 March 2009, 12:09:52
I think they make the cheap deodorant smell like fly killer so you go and buy the more expensive one. I recall the henry cooper and kevin keegan advert for brut
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: unlucky alf on 23 March 2009, 12:47:28
i went into boots the other day & asked for an antiperspirant, the girl said to me "do you want a ball type?" i said no thanks but i`ll have one for under the arms ;) ;) :D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: albitz on 23 March 2009, 12:47:51
Brut 33,splash it all over,those were the days. ::) :)
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Debs. on 23 March 2009, 13:01:25
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Brut 33,splash it all over,those were the days. ::) :)
Ah yes: with the great smell of 'Enery' Cooper! ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Jimbob on 23 March 2009, 13:02:27
I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: unlucky alf on 23 March 2009, 13:35:56
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I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Debs. on 23 March 2009, 14:08:07
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I was in the chemist the other day, behind a blonde girl, she asked the assistant for some 'anal deodorant'  Assistant didnt know what she meant, so the blonde girl points to the shelf (all normal deodorants) and says there it is.

So the assistant gets the stick type deodorant down she pointed at, and says 'this is just normal underarm deodorant'
Blonde girl takes it, turns it over and shown ther the instuctions...."remove lid and push up bottom"  ;D

 ;D Hahahaha!.....`like that! :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Dusty on 23 March 2009, 14:43:36
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Thought I did well the other day when I popped into Boots and bought a cheap Adidas Deo Body Spray called "Ice Dive".

SWMBO told me last night that it smells like flykiller. :-[

Boots, here I come again.

I wish Brut would come back into fashion. ;)


Mr Dusty thinks that Brut is still in fashion. I bought him some lovely JPG male scent,but he would not wear it .
Sold it to Markey Mark in the end for £15.Mr Dusty's loss I say. :-* :-*

Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: mars on 23 March 2009, 16:15:06
 ;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: nick v6 on 23 March 2009, 16:18:26
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;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D

my dad still uses it
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Gaffers on 23 March 2009, 16:31:33
Get some Green Irish Tweed from Creed, pricey but its some attirant for the ladies  :y 8-)
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Debs. on 23 March 2009, 16:45:14
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;D ;D

Has Old Spice ever gone out of fashion? ;) ;D

No, it`s popularity [size=8](as a paint-stripper)[/size] was only lessened a little, when Nitromors was introduced. ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Welung666 on 23 March 2009, 16:50:09
I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: nick v6 on 23 March 2009, 16:51:13
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y


avon ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Welung666 on 23 March 2009, 16:51:59
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y


avon ;D

Yep ;)
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2009, 17:09:53
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y

Many years ago I used to be a "Denim" man.............as the T.V. advert used to say.................."For the man who dosen't have to try Too hard"
These days ............I use Aramis..........if funds allow. :y :y :y......not that I need it.................women find me very attractive  whatever I use............honest. ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y


Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Welung666 on 23 March 2009, 18:45:38
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y

Many years ago I used to be a "Denim" man.............as the T.V. advert used to say.................."For the man who dosen't have to try Too hard"
These days ............I use Aramis..........if funds allow. :y :y :y......not that I need it.................women find me very attractive  whatever I use............honest. ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y



TCP and Fixadent? ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: mars on 23 March 2009, 19:28:44
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y

Now you ARE talking quality ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: STMO123 on 23 March 2009, 19:38:41
I get a wash once a week. Does me.
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: mars on 23 March 2009, 19:41:38
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I get a wash once a week. Does me.

Whether you need it or not! ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: nick v6 on 23 March 2009, 19:44:00
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I get a wash once a week. Does me.
http://dyno.home-maintenance.info/drains-services/
hope that helps ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: STMO123 on 23 March 2009, 19:45:29
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I get a wash once a week. Does me.
http://dyno.home-maintenance.info/drains-services/
hope that helps ;D

That might be of use if I forget my suppositories
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: nick v6 on 23 March 2009, 19:48:40
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I get a wash once a week. Does me.
http://dyno.home-maintenance.info/drains-services/
hope that helps ;D

That might be of use if I forget my suppositories

rather you than me :-/
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: STMO123 on 23 March 2009, 19:49:42
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I get a wash once a week. Does me.
http://dyno.home-maintenance.info/drains-services/
hope that helps ;D

That might be of use if I forget my suppositories

rather you than me :-/


You start to look forward to it after a while. :y ;D
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Jo_Kent on 23 March 2009, 20:11:26
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y

Many years ago I used to be a "Denim" man.............as the T.V. advert used to say.................."For the man who dosen't have to try Too hard"
These days ............I use Aramis..........if funds allow. :y :y :y......not that I need it.................women find me very attractive  whatever I use............honest. ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y



Aramis mmmm mmmm.  I recognise it instantly if a man walks past wearing it - always been my favourite.   For myself it has to be Angel - the only perfume I'll wear.
Title: Re: Male toiletries
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 March 2009, 20:14:16
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I'm still on the 'Hai Karate' :y

Many years ago I used to be a "Denim" man.............as the T.V. advert used to say.................."For the man who dosen't have to try Too hard"
These days ............I use Aramis..........if funds allow. :y :y :y......not that I need it.................women find me very attractive  whatever I use............honest. ::) ::) :y :y :y :y :y



Aramis mmmm mmmm.  I recognise it instantly if a man walks past wearing it - always been my favourite.   For myself it has to be Angel - the only perfume I'll wear.

I think I like you. :y :y :y :y