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Title: Monkey joke
Post by: largecol on 24 March 2009, 21:35:08

One day Paddy is driving along a quiet road when he sees a van broken down to one side. The guy flags him down saying "thank goodness someone`s finally come past!"
"Listen I`d be really grateful if you can do me a big favour - I`ve got a consignment of monkeys in the back and I`m already late - if I give you £100 can you take them to London Zoo for me?
"Sure , no problem!" Says Paddy.
About 3 hours later the guy sees Paddy passing him going the other way, with the monkeys still in the the car.
"I thought you were taking them to the zoo for me? he said.
"That I did" says Paddy, "But I`ve still got £30, so now we`re going to the cinema"!   :D :D

Title: Re: Monkey joke
Post by: Vamps on 24 March 2009, 21:39:43

LOL  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 March 2009, 21:50:59

PMSL  ;D ;D

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Post by: Proz on 25 March 2009, 11:07:31

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: nick v6 on 25 March 2009, 12:51:28

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Big Bri on 25 March 2009, 13:16:49

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: mantagte on 25 March 2009, 13:17:31

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: mars on 25 March 2009, 19:49:05

Like it ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: r1 on 25 March 2009, 21:05:52

 :y

Title: Re: Monkey joke
Post by: miggcddave on 25 March 2009, 21:07:44

brill ;D ;D ;D ;D